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[IhateClowns]

Unfortunate lunch from JackInTheBox still lingering. #eatcraptilupuke

@eatcraptilupuke I didn't know jack in the crack had a buffet. #fanofKFCbuffet

 

[fathom7]

@eatcraptilupuke I didn't know jack in the crack had a buffet. #fanofKFCbuffet

@fanofKFCbuffet Not buffet -- in car. No additional exercise required. #extracheesensauce

 

[IhateClowns]

@#wackinthaweeds I shaved my bits before shaving your bits was cool. #mymamaworeafannypack

@#mamafannypackwearer So what is the issue then? Apparently your family albums are not like mine #nudistcolonybaby

 

[IhateClowns]

@fanofKFCbuffet Not buffet -- in car. No additional exercise required. #extracheesensauce

@extracheeselover that is your problem. Find the buffets. Then you get exercise from heavy plates and walking back an forth.

 

[sunshinegirl05]

Making friendship bracelets for K's friends. She'd better love me.

 

[Wings27]

@#mamafannypackwearer So what is the issue then? Apparently your family albums are not like mine #nudistcolonybaby

@#nuddiebaby JUST the fanny pack. #shuddersjustthinkingaboutit

 

[IhateClowns]

@#nuddiebaby JUST the fanny pack. #shuddersjustthinkingaboutit

@chillywilly if she was just wearing a fanny pack then your picks are like mine. Unless her fanny pack hung in the front covering up the goodness. #neverwornafannypack

 

[IhateClowns]

Making friendship bracelets for K's friends. She'd better love me.

@craftmaker if she doesn't I want to put in an order please. #cockringwanter

 

[sunshinegirl05]

@craftmaker if she doesn't I want to put in an order please. #cockringwanter

@cockringwanter I will need to know small, medium, large or extra large.

 

[Wings27]

@chillywilly if she was just wearing a fanny pack then your picks are like mine. Unless her fanny pack hung in the front covering up the goodness. #neverwornafannypack

@#fannypackless Apparently it's to be worn in the front, thank God. #Makinmyxmaslistnow

 

[IhateClowns]

@cockringwanter I will need to know small, medium, large or extra large.

@sizequeen about the size of me doing the OK sign with my fingers #camerazoomtomakeitlookbigger

 

[IhateClowns]

@#fannypackless Apparently it's to be worn in the front, thank God. #Makinmyxmaslistnow

@listwriter I want a hug. Just a hug. #wantingtocopaquickfeel

 

[sunshinegirl05]

@sizequeen about the size of me doing the OK sign with my fingers #camerazoomtomakeitlookbigger

@camerazoomtomakeitlookbigger Got it. #gigglingatyou

 

[IhateClowns]

@camerazoomtomakeitlookbigger Got it. #gigglingatyou

@giggler. Stop you are giving it a complex #seeingitsshadowandhiding

 

[Wings27]

@#coppingafeel Do it slower, please, I take a little longer than 10 seconds. #needsalilbumpngrind

 

[IhateClowns]

@#coppingafeel Do it slower, please, I take a little longer than 10 seconds. #needsalilbumpngrind

@lingerlonger my hand is starting to cramp can you unlock your ass cheeks please? #starfishtickler

 

[Wings27]

@lingerlonger my hand is starting to cramp can you unlock your ass cheeks please? #starfishtickler

@Thelittlemermaid Sorry, but it's my natural reaction to that glorious manhandling. #WheredoIleavethemoney

 

[IhateClowns]

@Thelittlemermaid Sorry, but it's my natural reaction to that glorious manhandling. #WheredoIleavethemoney

@cheapeningmylove4u money? I thought every woman liked a wet willy in their rear when given a hug. Just got to remember to wet willy prior to probe. #stinkypinky

 

[sunshinegirl05]

@giggler. Stop you are giving it a complex #seeingitsshadowandhiding

@seeingitsshadowandhiding Stop being such a wuss. #stillgigglingatyou

 

[IhateClowns]

@seeingitsshadowandhiding Stop being such a wuss. #stillgigglingatyou

@namecaller. He just went inside my kidney to hide now #babybirdinanestsyndrome

 

[Wings27]

@cheapeningmylove4u money? I thought every woman liked a wet willy in their rear when given a hug. Just got to remember to wet willy prior to probe. #stinkypinky

@theshocker I would never do that. I didn't mean to cheapen anything. I really just class it up. #Willevenputontheglitterlotion.

 

[sunshinegirl05]

@namecaller. He just went inside my kidney to hide now #babybirdinanestsyndrome

@babybirdinanestsyndrome Want me to rub it and make it feel bigger? #OMGIcan'tbelieveIjustsaidthat.

 

[IhateClowns]

@theshocker I would never do that. I didn't mean to cheapen anything. I really just class it up. #Willevenputontheglitterlotion.

@lotionlover As long as it doesn't act as an exfoliant of some type I am all in #gratedcheesefearer

 

[IhateClowns]

@babybirdinanestsyndrome Want me to rub it and make it feel bigger? #OMGIcan'tbelieveIjustsaidthat.

@wantingmetogrant3wishes. Ok my genie popped out. What 3 wishes do you want? #myweinerisagenie

 

[sunshinegirl05]

@wantingmetogrant3wishes. Ok my genie popped out. What 3 wishes do you want? #myweinerisagenie

@yourweinerisagenie I will have to think about those 3 wishes....but can I still keep rubbing? #notthinkingtoohard