Litweet

[Wings27]

@lotionlover As long as it doesn't act as an exfoliant of some type I am all in #gratedcheesefearer

@Wantsnocheeseonhissalad I only use that in the shower. #myshoweristoosmallforsex

 

[IhateClowns]

@yourweinerisagenie I will have to think about those 3 wishes....but can I still keep rubbing? #notthinkingtoohard

@rubberlover. Once the genie pops out it usually takes about 10 to 15 minute to recover and spit out more wishes. #longrebounder

 

[IhateClowns]

@Wantsnocheeseonhissalad I only use that in the shower. #myshoweristoosmallforsex

@wetgettingwetter. Self sex or with another person sex? #masturbatoranywhereanytimeanyplaceanyhow

 

[Wings27]

@wetgettingwetter. Self sex or with another person sex? #masturbatoranywhereanytimeanyplaceanyhow

@feelinghimselfeverywhere no space is too small for self sex. #Chubbygirlsdoyogatoo

 

[IhateClowns]

@feelinghimselfeverywhere no space is too small for self sex. #Chubbygirlsdoyogatoo

@cantouchyourtoes. Shower to small for penile penetration. Too bad for the shower. He must feel lonely. #everythinghasfeelingsbeliever

 

[sunshinegirl05]

@rubberlover. Once the genie pops out it usually takes about 10 to 15 minute to recover and spit out more wishes. #longrebounder

@takesforever I might not have THAT much time. #inahurry

 

[Wings27]

@cantouchyourtoes. Shower to small for penile penetration. Too bad for the shower. He must feel lonely. #everythinghasfeelingsbeliever

@Buddah the shower sees plenty of action, just not penetration. #I'mnoprude

 

[IhateClowns]

@takesforever I might not have THAT much time. #inahurry

@busybeaver. I am only one genie #wiltingunderthepressure

 

[IhateClowns]

@Buddah the shower sees plenty of action, just not penetration. #I'mnoprude

@chewedpieceofgumrubber. Have you ever thought about a dildo? Doesn't your clit get too sensitive? #leftymasturbator

 

[sunshinegirl05]

@busybeaver. I am only one genie #wiltingunderthepressure

@wilting awwww c'mon little one............don't shrink on me yet #evilpureevil

 

[IhateClowns]

@wilting awwww c'mon little one............don't shrink on me yet #evilpureevil

@eviltemptress. You poured water on my wicket witch penis. #missesauntieEm

 

[sunshinegirl05]

@eviltemptress. You poured water on my wicket witch penis. #missesauntieEm

@missesauntieEm What does she have to do with it??????????? #callmeconfused

 

[IhateClowns]

@missesauntieEm What does she have to do with it??????????? #callmeconfused

@dazedandconfused. Just trying to find my happy place #clickingmyheels

 

[sunshinegirl05]

@dazedandconfused. Just trying to find my happy place #clickingmyheels

@clickingyourheels here let me help you. #gettingreadytopusherrrrhelp

 

[IhateClowns]

@clickingyourheels here let me help you. #gettingreadytopusherrrrhelp

@helpfulhelper. I owe you won. #debtofgratitude

 

[sunshinegirl05]

@helpfulhelper. I owe you won. #debtofgratitude

@debtofgratitude you used the wrong 'one.' #happytohelp

 

[IhateClowns]

@debtofgratitude you used the wrong 'one.' #happytohelp

@spellingbeechamp. I have fat fingers and I am tired. Damn iPhone auto correct. #sausagefingers

 

[sunshinegirl05]

@spellingbeechamp. I have fat fingers and I am tired. Damn iPhone auto correct. #sausagefingers

@sausagefingers you have been fun tonight #forgivingyourmistakeshehe

 

[IhateClowns]

@sausagefingers you have been fun tonight #forgivingyourmistakeshehe

@forgiveandhopefullyforget. As have you and wings. Thank you for making this thread not feel completely dead #starterofwaytoomanyfuckingthreads

 

[sunshinegirl05]

@forgiveandhopefullyforget. As have you and wings. Thank you for making this thread not feel completely dead #starterofwaytoomanyfuckingthreads

@you It's easy when you have a fun person to banter with. #me

 

[ZipBlockBloodie]

We are having a good winter, not much snow, but I need a new battery for my car.

 

[ZipBlockBloodie]

I wish lit would stop lagging.

 

[IhateClowns]

This football game is brutal to watch #Hook Em

 

[Pinktacokitty]

This football game is brutal to watch #Hook Em

Yes it was specially in the first half.......

 

[IhateClowns]

Yes it was specially in the first half.......

True but at least we for the win. Big12 is 2-0 so far.