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[Seurat]

Oh come now! I shall say zis only once!

Just because René the cafe owner was having affairs with both his waitresses and trying to keep them from his wife while also transmitting Resistance messages with the secret radio hidden under his bedridden mother-in-law, as well as hiding two jolly British airmen in wine barrels as he attempts to get them and the stolen painting of ze Madonna wiz ze big boobies back to England to raise funds, all while evading the Nazi military who like drinking in his cafe, in particular the flamboyant Italian who seduces everyone and shy Lt Gruber who keeps trying to seduce him, dealing with the doddery old man who keeps trying to seduce the mother in law, and occasionally getting arrested and having to avoid the sleazy Gestapo officer's torture chamber (who was many Brits intro to S&M), and more double entendres than you can shake a baguette at, doesn't make it politically incorrect.

Good moaning!

What, no spoiler alert?

 

[StillStunned]

What, no spoiler alert?

To be fair, that was a summary of the plot of every single episode.

 

[Kumquatqueen]

I used to have a colleague (may he RIP) who liked to say that "the only problem with France is that it full of French people."

I understand French people say the same about Parisians.

I have to admit I've never had a problem with them - but then they're either letting me into the metro free or deciding they can speak English after all in order to stop the spouse butchering their language. He's enthusiastic and smiling and polite and they can't bring themselves to tell him to fuck off, but it sounds painful to my ears and I barely speak any French...