Looking for that frisson again

[katze101]

Liebe Leute,

Es scheint, dass Sie ganz eine wundervolle Zeit gestern Abend hatten! (it seems like you had a wonderful time last night). Looks like I missed out on the party. Oh well, gotta run for now. Have fun, and have a wonderful weekend!

Schönes Wochenende! (lovely weekend)

 

[RuneBlade]

"I cannot save you. I can't even save myself!"

- Stabbing Westward


Ahhh, you'll be fine! As for what my avatar is, well I think it is something you might even see in the Courts of Chaos.

 

[jhe1950]

I am fine, thank you. I'm a little miffed 'bout ya' droppin' those 3 cases of PBR in the middle of the Atlantic though. Maybe if ya' wasn't wearin' all that body armour, (did I get the spellin' right there ma' fine Limey friends?) you'd have kept hold of 'em. After all IN managed to hang onta those 3 gallons of vodka. Dang, she's so cute w' them cornrowed legs, Payevenless clerks never scoured the back room for me, though must admit I kin settle for Jim Beam, Wild Irish Rose, Ripple and their other shelve premium Boone's Farm.

Hey do you know if'n Katze was invited, and should I keep my mouth shut 'bout her speech impediment? An' if wings is gonna be their should I give her ma sympathy 'bout her losing her uterus belt, (I know Kathy Mae was laid off for two weeks w'out pay when she lost hers and couldn't take her tools up the utility poles 'til she got a new one from K-mart)

Oh an' are ya' sure you asked INS 'bout bringin' the piglets ya' found so cute as house gifts for EA's nippers?

Well INS we're almost there, so hitch up the horses, or do you use oxen and meet us in the moors, gotta run the crop duster will be righting itself shortly....and see y'all soon.....YEEEEHAWWWWWW

 

[katze101]

Hey do you know if'n Katze was invited, and should I keep my mouth shut 'bout her speech impediment?

Hey! I do NOT have a speech impediment! I know four languages, thank you very much! Well, that's bragging. Actually, I can use fluently only two languages; the third is mimimal to medium usage, and the fourth is miniscule knowledge. lol

And of course I'm invited to the party. I'm a dear friend of EA!

 

[jhe1950]

Hey! I do NOT have a speech impediment! I know four languages, thank you very much! Well, that's bragging. Actually, I can use fluently only two languages; the third is mimimal to medium usage, and the fourth is miniscule knowledge. lol

And of course I'm invited to the party. I'm a dear friend of EA!

What's a language? Ah wait, y'all meana like speekin' sumptin.... Now I guess it makes sense... Y'all comin' ta the party? Dang IN, couldn't ya' have thrown up when we was upside down....now look at that mess y'all made all over Rune's armor....

 

[Inrhapsody]

What's a language? Ah wait, y'all meana like speekin' sumptin.... Now I guess it makes sense... Y'all comin' ta the party? Dang IN, couldn't ya' have thrown up when we was upside down....now look at that mess y'all made all over Rune's armor....

Sorry for pucking...it was all that upside down flyn. Rune's armor will be...just fine D).

Katze and Wings get a head start...tell EA and INS to change the sheets in the guest room, I'll try and ditch these guys on the moors.

 

[jhe1950]

Sorry for pucking...it was all that upside down flyn. Rune's armor will be...just fine D).

Katze and Wings get a head start...tell EA and INS to change the sheets in the guest room, I'll try and ditch these guys on the moors.

Well y'all'd probably have ta' choose ditchin' us or your vodka, so Rune and me feel pretty safe 'bout makin' it ta' the party w' y'all. Anyway, if ya' hadn't noticed y'all walkin' a lil' funny as Jasmine intertwine the cornrows 'round you ankles w' both legs. Dang that Jasmine's a real joker, t'aint she.

 

[Inrhapsody]

Well y'all'd probably have ta' choose ditchin' us or your vodka, so Rune and me feel pretty safe 'bout makin' it ta' the party w' y'all. Anyway, if ya' hadn't noticed y'all walkin' a lil' funny as Jasmine intertwine the cornrows 'round you ankles w' both legs. Dang that Jasmine's a real joker, t'aint she.

Damn her..I thought the cornrows felt tighter then before.

 

[katze101]

Sorry to leave the party early, but I have another engagement to attend to. Have fun, everyone! Maybe I'll come back early, and drink some beer with you guys.

 

[jhe1950]

Wow, and Katze can't help ya', hot dang looks like a hot time tonight

 

[Inrhapsody]

Wow, and Katze can't help ya', hot dang looks like a hot time tonight

yikes. and you two had to bring the farm animals in the crop duster...ahhh all over my high couture handbag...gross

 

[jhe1950]

Have a nice time! I'm off to bed, it's after midnight here and I've got a party tomorrow night, I'm getting old!

Dear INS and EA, et al,

Thanks INS fer havin’ us at EA’s place. An’ thank you EA for so graciously (katze gave me that word) off’ring yer cottage in yer absence.

EA I thought I’d say a few thangs ‘bout the condition we left yer place in. Well seems yer nippers, an’ they be mighty cute were real fond o’ the piglets, and Rune was jus’ as cute wallering all over the antique carpets with ‘em all. That is after he changed out o’ his armour an’ into the one in yer hall. (By the way, them knight was tiny, we squoze Rune in, but couldn’t find a torch at’ git him out agin. So we deicided that his armor would make a great replacement, hope you like how it fit’s the decour ‘another Katze word, she’s so smart.) Anyway INS said ya might have a problem with the piglets not bein’ housebroken n’ all, so we sent ‘em home with the Scotsman. (who was that anyway, some lil guy in a kilt that amused us real well when Rune held him upside down, an’ don’t they sell underwear in Scotland?)

Now we did feel real bad about you not havin’ any new liquor, and that dang 100 year ol’ Scotch Whisky and all, well it tasted like cork, so we replaced it w’ our case of Southern comfort and 3 mason jars of Hiram’s moonshine, which tastes just as bad but at least it’s fresh. (Oh when ya’ go to drink the shine make sure there’s no open flame within ‘bout 200ft.) Then noticed some dusty ole wine, so tossed those and replaced it with the Boone’s Farm we brought, bon apeitite.

Yeah, an we got most of the pig crap out o the carpets, but I noticed some o’ the smell lingers, should clear up over the next 6 months or so. Not that bad really, as whenever y’all inhale you can have fond thoughts about yer impending trip at Hog Waller. Smells like that all the time here.

Sure was a nice crowd, though I didn’t meet that many of ‘em. Spent most o’ my time learning French from Katze, as there wa’ some real cute Parisian in a kinda glittery flowy thing not much more n’ one of the girls halter tops. Anyway thanks Katze for the nice words y’all gave me to say to her in French, but they sure are a strange people. Meanin’ I said all them nice thangs, and she slapped my face, kicked me in ma’ privates, then kept poking’ me in the eyes, didn’t understand a dang thing she said back to me, but the other guests seemed quite amused….

IN was adorable, as I’m sure you noticed INS, specially when she let that other lady French Braid her armpits…got all giggly like ‘tween that an’ the two plus bottles of Vodka she drank….and disappeared til breakfast….oh INS noticed you were kinda scarce at the same time…

Well we all staid up perty much til dawn having a gool ole time, just as good as at one o’ the hog roasts back home…an’ I fixed everyone breakfast….mmmm mountain oyster omelets….an home fries…though your taters are real small…an Rune had a hard time peelin’ em. Almost felt bad though as the gallon tin o’ lard I emptied makin them…..

Well we finally found IN, an she liked it so much there she seems almost homesick on the flight back….Keeps yellin’ HELP, PLEASE HELP ME. I think she don’t fly so well an’s just nervous cause we’re bout to turn upside down agin…

Thanks agin guys, we all do ‘preciate yoursn hospitality…

Forever John

PS”Katze - IN did have time at give me a new book, called a d-i-c-t-i-o-n-a-r-y, (she’s so smart jus’ like you, hope’s to talk her into stayin here w’ us an’ teachin’ the Hog Waller kids.), so I can now maybe know what cha’ mean by all ‘em big words……

 

[ms_intrigue]

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[jhe1950]

Hi,

Wanted to wish everyone a lovely evening, and say that I find myself coming out of the shadows to read this thread... it's both amusing and completely random. It may not be worth much, but you've got my full approval.

*And like that.... poof.... she's gone.*

Well some o' us are on our way back ta' Hog Waller, but the LImey's will stay....so if'n y'all like pork rinds and moonshine c'mon over and visit us there

 

[ms_intrigue]

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[jhe1950]

Pork rinds and moonshine... how is one to resist an invitation like that?

Well drop on by anytime y'all's in the neighborhood an check us out....Hiram's fancyin' a pup like you...

 

[Inrhapsody]

Well drop on by anytime y'all's in the neighborhood an check us out....Hiram's fancyin' a pup like you...

Intrigue, please call the authorities...i am being held as John and now Rune's crawl space sex slave.

 

[ms_intrigue]

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[Inrhapsody]

Will do. But what if they are the authorities?

In a place like this Hog Waller, I wouldn't be entirely surprised!

Oh dang..once again I hear banjos dueling in the background.

 

[Inrhapsody]

I wish EA or INS would come back soon...I really miss them. I understand that EA is probably in the throngs of passion with Mrs. EA, but where oh where has INS gone.

 

[ItNeverSets]

Hi,

Wanted to wish everyone a lovely evening, and say that I find myself coming out of the shadows to read this thread... it's both amusing and completely random. It may not be worth much, but you've got my full approval.

*And like that.... poof.... she's gone.*

I'm not sure if coming out of the shadows is the right phrase to use, it sort of implies that we are basking in sunshine, clearly not true.

 

[ItNeverSets]

Just to let you know that EA and I have survived the night. A full report is sure to follow later today...

 

[Inrhapsody]

Just to let you know that EA and I have survived the night. A full report is sure to follow later today...

Oh boy a report!!!! I expect full parenthentical documentation and anotation.

 

[jhe1950]

Oh boy a report!!!! I expect full parenthentical documentation and anotation.

I'm movin' the Apple IIE up 'ta the spare bedroom now. Rune was kind 'nough ta stop by K-mart an buy a garden hose so Daisy Lu did wash it down....glad it din' drip down on y'all but as it's over the other end o' the crawl space I figured y'all wouldn't get too wet...by the way the whole trailer park and the pigs at the farm thinks y'all's snoring is reall cute like....bus is due back in town wednesday...an if y'all t'aint gonna be our school marm we's decided ta buy ya a ticket...coursin' y'all kin leave earlier as most o' the truck drivers headin' your directshun says they'd be happy ta take ya. Big Bertha in particaula' seems really thrilled w' the idea, said she'd even kick the lil' skinny runway model she's locked in her sleeper for the last few month's out ta' the curb.....

Coursin' if y'all goes we'll miss ya' here..

 

[jhe1950]

Will do. But what if they are the authorities?

In a place like this Hog Waller, I wouldn't be entirely surprised!

Well ms, y'all drop by sometime, we do like to police our own, butts we has plenty o' other autorities real anxious like waitin' wi' warants and such who love ta drop by from time ta time...so com'on over to the Waller and set a spell .... oh I'm sure there'll be plenty o' time for y'all ta visit EA an' his friends as well....