Looking for that frisson again

[ItNeverSets]

ABUSING his laptop, you say? Why does that sound so damn kinky? I LIKE it.

Don't worry, I'll clean it after I've finished!!

 

[Wings27]

Don't worry, I'll clean it after I've finished!!

I had just assumed it already came with a splash guard on it *shrug*

 

[ItNeverSets]

I had just assumed it already came with a splash guard on it *shrug*

You know that it just doesn't feel the same with "protection" between you and the object of your affections!!

 

[Wings27]

You know that it just doesn't feel the same with "protection" between you and the object of your affections!!

*chuckles* You don't say? You know, it seems I've heard that a time or two.

 

[ItNeverSets]

*chuckles* You don't say? You know, it seems I've heard that a time or two.

You say that like all us men are the same! How rude (but accurate!).

 

[Wings27]

You say that like all us men are the same! How rude (but accurate!).

Gods no, I don't assume all men are the same. I do assume that most men eschew protection though.

 

[ItNeverSets]

Gods no, I don't assume all men are the same. I do assume that most men eschew protection though.

I'm not sure why men always assume that the responsibility for protection lies with the woman. It probably can be blamed on the contraceptive pill in some way. It's not that men are sexist pigs with only one goal in mind, surely not!

 

[Wings27]

I'm not sure why men always assume that the responsibility for protection lies with the woman. It probably can be blamed on the contraceptive pill in some way. It's not that men are sexist pigs with only one goal in mind, surely not!

Well, I'm one of the lucky few, incredibly horny all the time and I no longer have a uterus. So really, it's the best of both worlds. My hub likes to say I'm the perfect wife, I love to cook, laugh, have sex, never have a monthly visitor, never get PMS and I can't get pregnant. Thankfully he's cute so I let him get away with saying things like that.

 

[ItNeverSets]

Well, I'm one of the lucky few, incredibly horny all the time and I no longer have a uterus. So really, it's the best of both worlds. My hub likes to say I'm the perfect wife, I love to cook, laugh, have sex, never have a monthly visitor, never get PMS and I can't get pregnant. Thankfully he's cute so I let him get away with saying things like that.

It's difficult to know how to answer that. I don't know if you are being serious of if you are hiding behind your humour. What I do know is that your husband is lucky to have you. If I was with you now I would give you a hug.

 

[Wings27]

It's difficult to know how to answer that. I don't know if you are being serious of if you are hiding behind your humour. What I do know is that your husband is lucky to have you. If I was with you now I would give you a hug.

believe me, the alternative is FAR worse than not having a uterus anymore. I'm alive, healthy as a horse, loving life and it's great. I'm not hiding behind the humor, I was being serious. I wake up every morning grateful for being alive. I'm a freak of nature in more ways than one, and just by simply still being alive and healthy I've been called a miracle. Yay life! The alternative sucks!

I'm off to go enjoy some adult time with friends. Wish me luck, this whole finding a life thing is harder than I imagined it to be.

 

[ItNeverSets]

believe me, the alternative is FAR worse than not having a uterus anymore. I'm alive, healthy as a horse, loving life and it's great. I'm not hiding behind the humor, I was being serious. I wake up every morning grateful for being alive. I'm a freak of nature in more ways than one, and just by simply still being alive and healthy I've been called a miracle. Yay life! The alternative sucks!

I'm off to go enjoy some adult time with friends. Wish me luck, this whole finding a life thing is harder than I imagined it to be.

Have a nice time! I'm off to bed, it's after midnight here and I've got a party tomorrow night, I'm getting old!

 

[Inrhapsody]

Have a nice time! I'm off to bed, it's after midnight here and I've got a party tomorrow night, I'm getting old!

Can I just say WOW...I missed the party today between you and beautiful Wings. You know it could have been a threesome.

 

[Wings27]

Can I just say WOW...I missed the party today between you and beautiful Wings. You know it could have been a threesome.

 

[Inrhapsody]

Wings..apparently EA's spare room is open now, shall we met INS at Heathrow?

 

[Wings27]

Wings..apparently EA's spare room is open now, shall we met INS at Heathrow?

Considering INS is probably currently sleeping in that spare room, I say we go crash the party tomorrow. I think we'd have a LOT of fun!

 

[jhe1950]

Wings..apparently EA's spare room is open now, shall we met INS at Heathrow?

Well took me all day ta' git someone ta' read yer posts ts' me, but hot damn.....and the two girls showed up w/ an extra case of PBR so I kin supply the beer for y'all....Hiram's cousin Effram t'aint usin' the crop duster, and IR seeing as how yur' here with me now, y'all can sit in the back seat w' me as we fly over. Effram says if he flies upside down we still might make it to Heathcliff in time.....

 

[RuneBlade]

Hi Rune,

I notice you come on here every morning at the moment. This can only lead me to one or two conclusions. Either you have a laptop which you use in wireless mode to type to us whilst you sit on the lavatory, or perhaps you are on the way to work packed aboard a steamy commuter train in downtown Huddersfield, techtyping on your Blackberry.

Surely you aren't getting to work and sitting in an office somewhere avoiding contact with your colleagues in order to write to us? Perhaps you shouldn't be ignoring that big flashing "Reactor core temperature" light in front of you?

The morning you say? Well I'm seen online in the AM (my time), I usually take a look and see what sorts of hilarity I've missed since I've dragged myself kicking and screaming to bed (by my own bootstraps indeed!) Since I do give myself SO much quality me time in the morning, this is usually while upending a bowl of cereal and milk into my face and hoping most of it ends up funneled into my mouth while simultaneously feeling around with dexterous toes to nab a towel off the nearby dresser.

Unfortunately, I'm a tech type. And being the tech type I am at the place I am employed, I know enough to know that others know enough to see where I like to spend my online time while making use of work resources, if they so chose.

The reactor core temperature readout is here on my home desk, and it seems to move dangerously into the red when certain people are about and posting. Or... calling!

 

[jhe1950]

The morning you say? Well I'm seen online in the AM (my time), I usually take a look and see what sorts of hilarity I've missed since I've dragged myself kicking and screaming to bed (by my own bootstraps indeed!) Since I do give myself SO much quality me time in the morning, this is usually while upending a bowl of cereal and milk into my face and hoping most of it ends up funneled into my mouth while simultaneously feeling around with dexterous toes to nab a towel off the nearby dresser.

Unfortunately, I'm a tech type. And being the tech type I am at the place I am employed, I know enough to know that others know enough to see where I like to spend my online time while making use of work resources, if they so chose.

The reactor core temperature readout is here on my home desk, and it seems to move dangerously into the red when certain people are about and posting. Or... calling!

hmmm rune I was wundrin' if'n ya could tell me what one of 'em cores looks like, still tryin' ta figure why rumagers thru' the lan'fill comes out glowin' in the dark, and seems ta be gettin' a might worse as Billy Jo's grandson, 2nd cousin, brother-in-law started sproutin' a 3rd arm t'other day

 

[Inrhapsody]

The morning you say? Well I'm seen online in the AM (my time), I usually take a look and see what sorts of hilarity I've missed since I've dragged myself kicking and screaming to bed (by my own bootstraps indeed!) Since I do give myself SO much quality me time in the morning, this is usually while upending a bowl of cereal and milk into my face and hoping most of it ends up funneled into my mouth while simultaneously feeling around with dexterous toes to nab a towel off the nearby dresser.

Unfortunately, I'm a tech type. And being the tech type I am at the place I am employed, I know enough to know that others know enough to see where I like to spend my online time while making use of work resources, if they so chose.

The reactor core temperature readout is here on my home desk, and it seems to move dangerously into the red when certain people are about and posting. Or... calling!

Rune...you and your big strong (can never tell exactly what creature is in you AV) thingy are here so save me from being John's crawl space sex slave. I am sure, once I can stand upright again, I could climb on the back of your cycle (umm motorized or with training wheel?) and you could speed me away from the trailer park. help me please. Wait...there are three arms on that one.

 

[jhe1950]

I must admit Rune does scare me, wonder if'n Billy Jo's kin will end up lookin' like that. Hmm, can git 'bout $3 bucks for trainin' wheels, so hope he shows up w' em in his rescue attempt...and if'n that dang kin touches ya' agin w' that dang 3rd arm o' his he'll be back ta two in no time...

 

[Inrhapsody]

I must admit Rune does scare me, wonder if'n Billy Jo's kin will end up lookin' like that. Hmm, can git 'bout $3 bucks for trainin' wheels, so hope he shows up w' em in his rescue attempt...and if'n that dang kin touches ya' agin w' that dang 3rd arm o' his he'll be back ta two in no time...

Hurry Rune, hurry. You might be my only hope. Leave the training wheels and bring the bag of pennies to pay off my ransom. Please hurry though , there are no mirrors around here and John doesn't know yet that he is sprouting a third arm out of his thick Frankenstein like forehead. If that happens he will certainly be all hands. Help me please!!!

 

[jhe1950]

Hurry Rune, hurry. You might be my only hope. Leave the training wheels and bring the bag of pennies to pay off my ransom. Please hurry though , there are no mirrors around here and John doesn't know yet that he is sprouting a third arm out of his thick Frankenstein like forehead. If that happens he will certainly be all hands. Help me please!!!

Now in darlin' why'd ya go lyin' ta Rune, ya dang well know one o' the sideviews on the 'maro's only cracked...and that t'aint no dang arm only a zit 'neath all that grease. "Daisy Lu git over here an stop corn rowin' In's legs and take care o' this dang boil." So Rune don' cha fret, and save the gas til' there's a real emergency. Still'd like y'all ta come as I need your 'pniion 'bout the dang coolin' rod thing in the landfill.

 

[Inrhapsody]

Now in darlin' why'd ya go lyin' ta Rune, ya dang well know one o' the sideviews on the 'maro's only cracked...and that t'aint no dang arm only a zit 'neath all that grease. "Daisy Lu git over here an stop corn rowin' In's legs and take care o' this dang boil." So Rune don' cha fret, and save the gas til' there's a real emergency. Still'd like y'all ta come as I need your 'pniion 'bout the dang coolin' rod thing in the landfill.

I'm not lying...help. If you get this please get on your steed and save me.

 

[ItNeverSets]

Other side of the pond

It's always amazing how much happens during the night! You all seem nocturnal though, you only appear after it gets dark and then you are all gone before dawn! It's a conundrum wrapped in a mystery wrapped in an enigma...

Just let us know when the crop duster will land and we will dispatch the horse and cart to pick you up, don't forget presents for everybody. Alcohol usually goes down best here!

I'm off now to rouse EA's offspring. They need to get up and start cleaning the guest barn out!

 

[Inrhapsody]

It's always amazing how much happens during the night! You all seem nocturnal though, you only appear after it gets dark and then you are all gone before dawn! It's a conundrum wrapped in a mystery wrapped in an enigma...

Just let us know when the crop duster will land and we will dispatch the horse and cart to pick you up, don't forget presents for everybody. Alcohol usually goes down best here!

I'm off now to rouse EA's offspring. They need to get up and start cleaning the guest barn out!

hahaha..that is funny. I think it might have to do with the 8 hours difference in time zones.
I'll bring vodka...or is it cola you prefer?