Lord Pmann Wants to Discuss Orgasms

[AmberLGreen]

Im going to guess orgasms from these women would be plotted higher and longer than with real fruit.

For most of us. But maybe not OP of the thread from what ive heard through the grapevine?

I think the banana would give everybody a good time but the blackberry looks like a bit of a sour bitch

He fucked the grapes on the vine! What an inconsiderate fucker

 

[mickyp123]

I think the banana would give everybody a good time but the blackberry looks like a bit of a sour bitch

He fucked the grapes on the vine! What an inconsiderate fucker

Banana does have apeel

 

[Photog1rl]

You know, the Native Americans were always known for using ALL of the pineapple. When the white man discovered the pineapple, he would just drill a hole in it, fuck it and discard it, wastefully. But the Native Americans used every piece as you described. The men would fuck the delicious, fruity insides, whilst the women would use the core to fuck themselves, horrifically setting off their pH balance. They even removed the prickly outer skin of the pineapple to help create the first “ribbed for her pleasure” condoms. It was in beta stage and they quickly moved on to something else. Anything else.

Anyway, they were much more resourceful than the horny, wasteful white man.

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And you’ve wondered why people think you fuck fruit.

 

[Dribble]

And you’ve wondered why people think you fuck fruit.

I heard the prototype for that juicer seen late at night on those infomercials...well...it was manual not electric

 

[Trekka]

I swear next month I'm going to bring my bridle so you can take a picture!! Saddle too?

Bring multiples and we can do a whole photo shoot together. Don’t act like you wouldn’t look hawt holding my reins.

 

[SassySheDevil]

Bring multiples and we can do a whole photo shoot together. Don’t act like you wouldn’t look hawt holding my reins.

Giiiddyyyup!!!

 

[Trekka]

Giiiddyyyup!!!

*whispers* I’ve heard that that’s^ what @Lord Pmann says when he cums.

 

[mickyp123]

And you’ve wondered why people think you fuck fruit.

esp Kumquat

 

[crazychemgirl]

Solo sessions are satisfying …. But not as satisfying as clit + cock

 

[DaddysYogaBabyGirl]

PIV -- only the best for intense orgasms. Men can have an orgasm in moments. I love oral, but the pleasure and slight pain of deep spreading vaginal penetration is by far the best way for me to orgasm. Feeling his penis forcing and inducing an orgasm up through me can NOT be described fully. If a man is patient and can get my juices flowing and my engine started -- he will bring on a wet orgasm that is uncontrollably the best toes curling experience for me.

 

[BongoGal]

PIV -- only the best for intense orgasms. Men can have an orgasm in moments. I love oral, but the pleasure and slight pain of deep spreading vaginal penetration is by far the best way for me to orgasm. Feeling his penis forcing and inducing an orgasm up through me can NOT be described fully. If a man is patient and can get my juices flowing and my engine started -- he will bring on a wet orgasm that is uncontrollably the best toes curling experience for me.

Ditto.

 

[BongoGal]

Getting the timing of things can be tricky, but having an orgasm while on nitrous oxide is a special treat.

 

[v_indigo]

Getting the timing of things can be tricky, but having an orgasm while on nitrous oxide is a special treat.

Add in sonic waves!

 

[R_Clairmont]

Wow…I have a lot to learn!

 

[Lord Pmann]

Wow…I have a lot to learn!

I offer tutorials and lessons.

 

[R_Clairmont]

I offer tutorials and lessons.

lol. In all seriousness what is a prostate orgasm? You described how it feels but not how to have one.

Not having a prostate I’m curious…

 

[Lord Pmann]

lol. In all seriousness what is a prostate orgasm? You described how it feels but not how to have one.

Not having a prostate I’m curious…

Again, it’s best if I demonstrate. I’m certain I could find your prostate.

Lots of lube + a toy up the arse + heavy vibration + lots of porn = multiple orgasms

I haven’t done it in a while. It’s a lot of work and a bit of a pain in the ass (see what I did there?). But it’s the only way (for me) to have multiple orgasms in a short time.

It’s best paired with a blowjob.

 

[R_Clairmont]

Again, it’s best if I demonstrate. I’m certain I could find your prostate.

Lots of lube + a toy up the arse + heavy vibration + lots of porn = multiple orgasms

I haven’t done it in a while. It’s a lot of work and a bit of a pain in the ass (see what I did there?). But it’s the only way (for me) to have multiple orgasms in a short time.

It’s best paired with a blowjob.

Hmmm I thought women didn’t have a prostate?

 

[Lord Pmann]

Hmmm I thought women didn’t have a prostate?

I bet I could find it. Just give me time. If I don’t find it, you get your money back.