Lord Pmann Wants to Discuss Weird Sex Stuff

[deefalttwunnyfor]

And that’s fine but I wouldn’t want to try it out in the chair if I had the hardware to get the wholesome experience

Heh. Hardware. Clever you

 

[AuntieDisco]

Heh. Hardware. Clever you

I mean what else would you call it?

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I mean what else would you call it?

No, that's a good name for that apparatus, I was just pointing to a double entendre

 

[hotwords229_A]

Is he blindfolded because he wants his mind to believe that it’s a woman?

I assume he’s blindfolded because his girlfriend blindfolded him, tied his hands to the chair and hooked him up to the machine while she went out for the day.

She wants him good and hard for tonight.

At least, that’s what I think.

 

[hotoldrguy]

If you type in “Shop Vac Penis” you get a lot of penis pump results. Which, in turn, could lead one to think they are basically the same thing.

The internet is a dangerous place!

I did, however, find an article that said this:

"The fact that five patients were found to have vacuum cleaner injuries to the penis in the past twenty years in a town of approximately 50,000 persons suggests that this may be a more common injury than was supposed. Most patients will attempt to fabricate a plausible story to explain their penile injury, but the majority, on closer questioning, will eventually relate the truth. Perhaps the true cause of many penile injuries goes unrecorded in busy metropolitan emergency rooms, and this may account for the paucity of reported cases."

I would love to hear some of the “attempt(s) to fabricate a plausible story”. I bet that could make a great coffee table book.

I wonder what story I would fabricate to explain that?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I assume he’s blindfolded because his girlfriend blindfolded him, tied his hands to the chair and hooked him up to the machine while she went out for the day.

She wants him good and hard for tonight.

At least, that’s what I think.

He's gonna be so chaffed

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

How else am I supposed to get the kidney stones out?

Has this like ever worked for you?
Hey babe, I really need that blowjob. I have kidney stones

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Has this like ever worked for you?
Hey babe, I really need that blowjob. I have kidney stones

I need to try this

 

[SmokingFap]

After watching what a breast pump did to my wife’s nipples, there’s no fucking way I’m hooking anything with suction up to my tool.

After seeing what a breast pump did to my wife's nipples, I wanted to become a professional breast pump.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Has this like ever worked for you?
Hey babe, I really need that blowjob. I have kidney stones

This is a really good angle.