Lord Pmann Wants to Discuss Weird Sex Stuff

[Lord Pmann]

*Polo*

Better?

You think I wear polo shirts? Only to the gym.

Why do you think so little of me?

 

[aussiegeekygal]

You think I wear polo shirts? Only to the gym.

Why do you think so little of me?

Your penis

Duh

 

[MedicalMuse]

I love when the Pmann is bored. I now have reading material.

 

[Lord Pmann]

I love when the Pmann is bored. I now have reading material.

I haven't had time to be in here very much lately. A little time freed up and I've decided to bless you all with my musings.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I haven't had time to be in here very much lately. A little time freed up and I've decided to bless you all with my musings.

And we're less fortunate for it

 

[Qky75]

And we're less fortunate for it

Just when you thought you were free of the Q only to have Pmann take back the baton!

 

[PMarky2]

I am probably pretty tame, but things I like...

Light bondage - tie her up, grab a vibe and a dildo, and go to town... spanking, nipple clamps, etc..
The right woman could tie me up and drive me wild too.
Oral - giving and receiving.
More oral or yet more oral.
Ass play - licking, stoking, a finger, and if you fancy it my cock in the backdoor. I am biggish, so I can image a woman passing on a thick 7" in the back door.
There is one girl I would let piss on me before we took a shower and had sex. Maybe even sex in the shower - she's young and tall, we could make it work!
I'd let her sister peg me.

Significant pain, shit, and blood turn me off. I am also not turned on my group sex except for perhaps sharing a bi woman with a lesbian, or having fun with a couple of bi women.

 

[Lord Pmann]

I am probably pretty tame, but things I like...

Light bondage - tie her up, grab a vibe and a dildo, and go to town... spanking, nipple clamps, etc..
The right woman could tie me up and drive me wild too.
Oral - giving and receiving.
More oral or yet more oral.
Ass play - licking, stoking, a finger, and if you fancy it my cock in the backdoor. I am biggish, so I can image a woman passing on a thick 7" in the back door.
There is one girl I would let piss on me before we took a shower and had sex. Maybe even sex in the shower - she's young and tall, we could make it work!
I'd let her sister peg me.

Is this a fantasy or did this actually happen? If it did, that’s kinda kinky, my friend.

 

[PMarky2]

Is this a fantasy or did this actually happen? If it did, that’s kinda kinky, my friend.

It is a fantasy, and I think she would be grossed out by the idea. I cannot imagine letting anyone else do that to me either.