Lord Steve's pretentious Own Zone

[Lord_Steve]

Yeah, what she said.

i-i can stop whenever i want! give me back my keys, MOM, i'm sleeping over in GB tonight and you can't stop me

 

[graceanne]

i-i can stop whenever i want! give me back my keys, MOM, i'm sleeping over in GB tonight and you can't stop me

I don't know where your keys are. *smiles innocently*

 

[Vixandra]

If you can't hotwire it you don't get to go play.

On a random note- hotwiring a chastity belt would be less than effective though... unless it had the right nodes built in. Now there's a fetish- chastity belt electro-play.

 

[Lord_Steve]

I don't know where your keys are. *smiles innocently*

fie on thee and fie again! fie unto the seventh generation. my livejournal friends are going to hear ALL ABOUT THIS

On a random note- hotwiring a chastity belt would be less than effective though... unless it had the right nodes built in. Now there's a fetish- chastity belt electro-play.

electrocuties.xxx: virgin vixens getting clitzapped by cruel crotch-covers vol III

 

[Lord_Steve]

status updates:

-an anonymous cutie is making me an avatar to more perfectly camouflage my GB posts

-i signed a post with "Obama is Hitler"

-I also used the phrase "Hitlerbama and his chamber of secrets" and nobody noticed

-"the electrocuties" would be an excellent name for a band

- I have made literally the least likely ally (anyone who remembers my first thread knows who I'm talking about) and we've teamed up buddy-cop movie style to take down the corrupt system... from within.

 

[Lord_Steve]

I'm about 90% certain that Mike_Yates is too good to be true. whatever, it's fun to have someone to play off of.

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=798921

also that thread is getting... fun

 

[Lord_Steve]

i'm not too proud to quote myself

I wouldn't expect a libfacist like yourself to understand how it feels to be laughed at because a lot of people think the things I say and do are in some way humorous. I'm just doing the best I can to serve my country and be the best Lord Steve I can be.

I bet your favorite television show is "Hey, Arnold!" BENEDICT ARNOLD THAT IS

All along the watchtower,

Lord Steve

HOW HAVE THEY NOT CAUGHT ON BY NOW

 

[graceanne]

fie on thee and fie again! fie unto the seventh generation. my livejournal friends are going to hear ALL ABOUT THIS

Promise?

 

[Lord_Steve]

Promise?

i never make a promise... i can't keep *flicks lit cigar into pile of gunpowder, walks calmly away from resulting explosion*

 

[TarevaChine]

Yay!

*sets up a snack table full of yumtastic chocolate and caramel laden goodies, spreads a stack of "We LOVE Lord Steve cuz he's the Lordiest one Evah" Bumper stickers, and spikes the punch bowl*

*picks up a bumper sticker and smiles*

This is some funny ass shit.

 

[Sir_Winston54]

When Lord Steve first came here to the Café, despite Etoile's vouching for him, I was doubtful. I must apologize to both of them.

This and your previous thread ... thank you. You and your cohort make me smile.

 

[Lord_Steve]

When Lord Steve first came here to the Café, despite Etoile's vouching for him, I was doubtful. I must apologize to both of them.

This and your previous thread ... thank you. You and your cohort make me smile.

Thank YOU, sir.

I think I have finally blown my cover in the Gun Control thread. I did meet some very nice folks through PMs though.

 

[Lord_Steve]

i just got called "illiterate" ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

wheee this is so much fun

also i made this joke which i am super proud of but nobody got

"C'est magnifique, mais ce n'est pas judicieux"

-anonymous french colonel upon witnessing the ill-fated "Charge of the GB Brigade"

 

[ruby_my_dear]

i just got called "illiterate" ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

wheee this is so much fun

also i made this joke which i am super proud of but nobody got

 

[BiBunny]

Soooo....

I was back reading the thread in which you were introduced to Lit, Lord Steve. I KNOW for a fact that I read it when it was happening, but I wasn't in the best of places at the time, so I'd forgotten most of it.

Anyway, I just want you to know that you're the embodiment of the most awesome character I ever created for a novel. Then, I decided that he was SO awesome that if I attempted to write him into any sort of plot, I would never be able to capture the true essence of his awesomeness...because I suck at plot. So I feared he was forever confined to the land of fantasy until you came to Lit.

Thus, I want to thank you for being awesome.

Also for my limerick. Especially for my limerick.

Love,
The Rabbit From Nantucket

 

[Lord_Steve]

Soooo....

I was back reading the thread in which you were introduced to Lit, Lord Steve. I KNOW for a fact that I read it when it was happening, but I wasn't in the best of places at the time, so I'd forgotten most of it.

Anyway, I just want you to know that you're the embodiment of the most awesome character I ever created for a novel. Then, I decided that he was SO awesome that if I attempted to write him into any sort of plot, I would never be able to capture the true essence of his awesomeness...because I suck at plot. So I feared he was forever confined to the land of fantasy until you came to Lit.

Thus, I want to thank you for being awesome.

Also for my limerick. Especially for my limerick.

Love,
The Rabbit From Nantucket

I am deeply, deeply honored my dear. I'm glad you're here having fun with me!

 

[His_pet_slut]

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=799013

*lip quivering* This person says that we are all unbalanced and as a sub I am particularly unbalanced and someone should help us. You Doms are just taking advantage of a poor sub and their weak, unbalanced self that likely can't even find a toilet without explicit directions...or a Garmin. You are not helping us. I'm scared. What, oh what should I do, Lord Steve?

 

[Lord_Steve]

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=799013

*lip quivering* This person says that we are all unbalanced and as a sub I am particularly unbalanced and someone should help us. You Doms are just taking advantage of a poor sub and their weak, unbalanced self that likely can't even find a toilet without explicit directions...or a Garmin. You are not helping us. I'm scared. What, oh what should I do, Lord Steve?

hellllooo there! thank you for bringing this to my attention. i will be sure to give it the treatment it deserves.

 

[Vixandra]

status updates:

-"the electrocuties" would be an excellent name for a band

Electrocuties new hit single, "Might of the Electro-dom" has topped charts and unaware subs around the country.

 

[Lord_Steve]

Electrocuties new hit single, "Might of the Electro-dom" has topped charts and unaware subs around the country.

hahaha

 

[rekane]

status updates:

-an anonymous cutie is making me an avatar to more perfectly camouflage my GB posts

-i signed a post with "Obama is Hitler"

-I also used the phrase "Hitlerbama and his chamber of secrets" and nobody noticed

-"the electrocuties" would be an excellent name for a band

- I have made literally the least likely ally (anyone who remembers my first thread knows who I'm talking about) and we've teamed up buddy-cop movie style to take down the corrupt system... from within.

The Electrocuties is the name of a roller derby team. And it's a good one too.

 

[Curious_in_Cali]

Hey all!


Good news! The Lord Steve fan buttons have finally arrived!

As you know after tabulating all of the votes...the winning button slogan idea was:

What, WHAT Would Lord Steve Do to Convey Our Morals?

Given the fact that I blew most of our budget on the yumtastic snack table, I figured an acronym would be acceptable so we could go with the smaller button size... and instead of actual buttons I had to settle for stickers... bu the printer was sympathetic to our cause and spritzed them with Koolaide to make them more like scratch n sniff stickers. Yay!

Anyways, please stop by the front table and pick up your cherry scented WWW. LSD. COM stickers today, and please, please try to wear them proudly!

 

[Lord_Steve]

The Electrocuties is the name of a roller derby team. And it's a good one too.

haha that's fantastic.

Hey all!


Good news! The Lord Steve fan buttons have finally arrived!

As you know after tabulating all of the votes...the winning button slogan idea was:

What, WHAT Would Lord Steve Do to Convey Our Morals?

Given the fact that I blew most of our budget on the yumtastic snack table, I figured an acronym would be acceptable so we could go with the smaller button size... and instead of actual buttons I had to settle for stickers... bu the printer was sympathetic to our cause and spritzed them with Koolaide to make them more like scratch n sniff stickers. Yay!

Anyways, please stop by the front table and pick up your cherry scented WWW. LSD. COM stickers today, and please, please try to wear them proudly!

*scratches www.lsd.com sticker* smells like... victory

 

[Sir_Winston54]

The Electrocuties is the name of a roller derby team. And it's a good one too.

And there is/was a girl band called... wait for it... the Electro Cuties.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hwlUZzRO7o

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGlryGbNZp4&feature=related

and others, I believe. Don't know if they're still extant; the latest Youtube uploads I can find for them are February and July '10.

 

[Wife of Bath]

are you guys aware that there's a dude in GB who begins every other post "OBAMA is a NIGGER" and variations thereof.

and nobody calls him on it.

this is amazing.

most of us have him on ignore.