Lounge Questions tp Conversations

[Nicefella]

You had me at fucking Grenade!
And the piñata full of condoms and lube.

 

[Nina327]

You had me at fucking Grenade!
And the piñata full of condoms and lube.

what can I say.

the parties around here are 'Lit'

 

[AlexAtNight]

It does seem to be the kind of party someone's dick is ending up in the mashed potatoes

 

[Nicefella]

Now there is an unexpected garnish

 

[Nina327]

It does seem to be the kind of party someone's dick is ending up in the mashed potatoes

Sits attentive

This sounds like a story time.
Spill the tea... Spill.

 

[Nicefella]

Sits attentive

This sounds like a story time.
Spill the tea... Spill.

It’s like American Pie but just a bit before dessert.

 

[AlexAtNight]

Sits attentive

This sounds like a story time.
Spill the tea... Spill.

I wish it was a story, but it was a line from a song, "if that's the kind of party this is, I will stick my dick in the mashed potatoes"
Now that I have disappointed you, I feel ibhave to offer to fuck a bowl of mashed potatoes for you

 

[LoganDarkHolme]

what can I say.

the parties around here are 'Lit'

*groany groan groan*

 

[Nina327]

I wish it was a story, but it was a line from a song, "if that's the kind of party this is, I will stick my dick in the mashed potatoes"
Now that I have disappointed you, I feel ibhave to offer to fuck a bowl of mashed potatoes for you

I love when they give themselves a punishment I'll enjoy watching.
I approve.

 

[Nina327]

*groany groan groan*


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YES

Someone got my pun

 

[AlexAtNight]

I love when they give themselves a punishment I'll enjoy watching.
I approve.

If you dont enjoy it, why do it?

 

[AlexAtNight]

YES

Someone got my pun

I got it, and was sad I missed making it

 

[Nina327]

If you dont enjoy it, why do it?

Some people are odd little ducks.

I got it, and was sad I missed making it

Riiiiiiiiiight. Sure.

 

[AlexAtNight]

Some people are odd little ducks.

Riiiiiiiiiight. Sure.

I mean, I am an odd little duck

 

[Nina327]

I mean, I am an odd little duck

are you now?

 

[AlexAtNight]

are you now?

Guilty as charged

 

[Nina327]

Guilty as charged

Good or bad legal team?
And did you have a fair judge?

 

[AlexAtNight]

Good or bad legal team?
And did you have a fair judge?

They had me dead to rights for being an odd duck. I confessed

 

[The_gladiator]

What in the world did I start and/miss yesterday wow, too funny.
I wanted to answer the what are tp conversations. I figured they were questions you could shoot the shit over, or bullshit your answers or wipe up a good conversation with… have I made enough bad tp puns yet?

 

[monique_minx]

What in the world did I start and/miss yesterday wow, too funny.
I wanted to answer the what are tp conversations. I figured they were questions you could shoot the shit over, or bullshit your answers or wipe up a good conversation with… have I made enough bad tp puns yet?

I didn't do NOTHING!

*In my best gruff cockney accent*

 

[Nina327]

January 30th

Which animal's evolution bothers you the most?

This is a writing prompt.

Anyone can play along, no matter your skill or how long you've been here.
Answer in any way you wish.
Directly
as a memo
as a letter
as a poem
as a snippet to a story

Keep in mind that this is The Lounge in the Sexual RolePlay boards, not your therapist's office. Keep it sexy (or not) and keep it within the rules.

Stretch your writing skills and answer from the pov of your least favorite character or answer as if the question came from the person you most want to fuck today. Make it interesting.

ALSO, keep in mind that this is the conversation section of the board. We will be commenting, asking questions, adding to, or otherwise interacting with whatever you post. Please keep your butt and your butt-hurt separate.

Lastly, don't be a dick.

Have fun,
Nina

 

[BornNorCal]

Steven stood with his hands on his hips in the side yard, a perplexed scowl on his face. The remnants of milk cartons and orange juice containers from the recycling bin were scattered across the enclosed space as if a tornado had blown through last night. Upturned garbage bags and even an old jug of wine vinegar decorated the property.

Walking around the potting bench he saw a pair of grubby hands peaking around the side of the knocked over bin, and he knew his attempts to secure his yard from the local vagrants had been inadequate. Local law enforcement would do nothing and the neighborhood watch would just laugh him off.

No... dealing with these raccoons would fall to him this time... with dire consequences.

 

[The_gladiator]

He stared at yet another horrifying headline, about one more thing this administration had done. He flipped the page, and this was about the latest crimes, killings, crimes against women, did it never end. “It looks like we haven’t eveloved as far as we think we have,” he snarled as he slammed the news paper into the nearest trash bin. “We might as well have stayed apes.”