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BlueskyBeauty
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Angeline said:Hiya cutie.
hiya darling!
when i get settled in florida i'm going to check out that web-site, possibly submit a poem.
i leave tomorrow ..woowoo!
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my question is...
do you always dream about literotica gurus or in this case monkeys?
WickedEve said:No thank you.
Did I tell you that I had a dirty dream about you last night? (no, you weren't in a mud puddle) Did you wake in the middle of the night, sweating and groaning?
And DA. Did you ever submit this poem to lit? I haven't even checked out the new poems today.
Now, I need to finish my email to B.B. God, it's going to be a long one. I like long ones.
my question is...
do you always dream about literotica gurus or in this case monkeys?
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did they lure you with a strap on banana?
Tathagata said:
did they lure you with a strap on banana?
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the visual made me laugh though!
here monkey monkey, eat your banana...
Tathagata said:Now that is a naughty statement
the visual made me laugh though!
here monkey monkey, eat your banana...
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That's the end of my story.
Suddenly, I have the heebie jeebies just thinking about being with a man who's burping and making unholy sounds with this body. OH, this reminds me of the furry man! I have not told you about the furry man. God, I'm still traumatized. I was in the local burger joint, waiting on dogs for my kids (I have to give them a break from soy and fat-free) Anyway, there was this man who had hair everywhere. Sure, I like a hairy he-man, but this was not normal! It covered his shoulders. His shoulders! Down his arms and on the back of his hands. Oh, God! I can hardly type I'm so disturbed by the image. It was poking out all over. But he was wearing a hat and I suspect that he was bald, but that's just between you and me. So... this guy comes over and leans against the wall where I am--only 3 inches away--3 precious inches. I freaked. I couldn't breathe or move. I kept waiting for his hair to reach out and grab me. Oh, it was soooo creepy.Angeline said:that is so gross.
That's the end of my story.
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and just because i'm cute and sweet and all that delicious stuff doesn't mean i'm not naughty!
Tathagata said:Now that is a naughty statement
and just because i'm cute and sweet and all that delicious stuff doesn't mean i'm not naughty!
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oh i don't doubt it one bit!
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oh i don't doubt it one bit!
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I think I know him.
I was in Penn Station in NYC once (you know, biiiiiiiig train station), and my friend said There's a guy who looks like a werewolf staring at you. And he was. And he started following me. I walked faster. So did he. And he was exponentially hirsute and not in a good way. He wasn't even sorta cute like Michael Landon in "I Was a Teenaged Werewolf." He was just an incredibly weird hairy man chasing me through Penn Station. I was running. He was chasing. I ran into the ladies room and mercifully he did not follow--though maybe mercifully for him, cause there were some tough NYC babes (unlike wimpy me) in there who probably would have, well at the least, um plucked him.
Guess he hangs out in burger joints now.
And have you ever noticed that if you go to the beach, those are ALWAYS the guys in a speedo? Why is that?
PS Did you get my karmadog email? I'm waiting for his reply to my response to the lyric.
PSS I was around someone who was burping last night. No further comment.
WickedEve said:
I think I know him.
I was in Penn Station in NYC once (you know, biiiiiiiig train station), and my friend said There's a guy who looks like a werewolf staring at you. And he was. And he started following me. I walked faster. So did he. And he was exponentially hirsute and not in a good way. He wasn't even sorta cute like Michael Landon in "I Was a Teenaged Werewolf." He was just an incredibly weird hairy man chasing me through Penn Station. I was running. He was chasing. I ran into the ladies room and mercifully he did not follow--though maybe mercifully for him, cause there were some tough NYC babes (unlike wimpy me) in there who probably would have, well at the least, um plucked him.
Guess he hangs out in burger joints now.
And have you ever noticed that if you go to the beach, those are ALWAYS the guys in a speedo? Why is that?
PS Did you get my karmadog email? I'm waiting for his reply to my response to the lyric.
PSS I was around someone who was burping last night. No further comment.
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