Luv1: British Beef Exposed

[luv1]

Damn!!! Youre on about candles...

how dare you suggest I'm sitting on a dinner candle...oh you mean...Phew and I thought you saw one of my private photo's....er...um...what? I didn't say anything. I didn't! Now do I give the impression that I'm the sort of guy who would use a dinner cadle for his own sexual pleasure?......why are you lot looking at me like that?

 

[ChocolateHarlot]

how dare you suggest I'm sitting on a dinner candle...oh you mean...Phew and I thought you saw one of my private photo's....er...um...what? I didn't say anything. I didn't! Now do I give the impression that I'm the sort of guy who would use a dinner cadle for his own sexual pleasure?......why are you lot looking at me like that?

You mean with a raised eyebrow? Thats because you can never bullshit a bullshitter


I dont need to see private photos to believe that Luv!!!

 

[kylasdream]

.....shackles......feather...straps.....claps.(Hmmm, might have to find pegs)....flogger...big drippy candle. Oh how about a large one that lasts for 48 hours? I think I saw one of those on sale

Oh now that sounds good 48 hour is that guaranteed? ​

 

[luv1]

You mean with a raised eyebrow? Thats because you can never bullshit a bullshitter


I dont need to see private photos to believe that Luv!!!

Would you like so fruit? I have a fresh bunch of bananas

 

[luv1]

Oh now that sounds good 48 hour is that guaranteed? ​

if it doesn't you can have your money back....or me naked as a candle holder for any future dinner partys guarantied to brake the ice at parties

 

[ChocolateHarlot]

Would you like so fruit? I have a fresh bunch of bananas

*runs away*

I bloody HATE bananas at the best of times lol

 

[ChocolateHarlot]

if it doesn't you can have your money back....or me naked as a candle holder for any future dinner partys guarantied to brake the ice at parties

LMFAO!!! Kyla, can you really imagine Luv as the decorative center piece on your table at a dinner party????


Worryingly, I can!!!

 

[luv1]

*runs away*

I bloody HATE bananas at the best of times lol

How about a nice, big cucumber?

LMFAO!!! Kyla, can you really imagine Luv as the decorative center piece on your table at a dinner party????


Worryingly, I can!!!

So can I

 

[ChocolateHarlot]

How about a nice, big cucumber?





So can I

The cucumber is looking slightly healthier than those 'fresh' bananas

 

[luv1]

The cucumber is looking slightly healthier than those 'fresh' bananas

Well here you are, slid it down your throat and tell me how it feels

 

[kylasdream]

if it doesn't you can have your money back....or me naked as a candle holder for any future dinner partys guarantied to brake the ice at parties

Oh I am sure that would break the ice...hehehehe..hmmm mind if I get pictures of that! ​

 

[kylasdream]

LMFAO!!! Kyla, can you really imagine Luv as the decorative center piece on your table at a dinner party????


Worryingly, I can!!!

Oh My ....ummm...yes I can ! ​

 

[ChocolateHarlot]

Well here you are, slid it down your throat and tell me how it feels

Sure, no problem but I wont be able to tell you how it feels when its half way down my throat now will I???

 

[ChocolateHarlot]

Oh My ....ummm...yes I can ! ​

stick some fresh flowers behind his ears and the candle.. ummm, somewhere else and youre good to go!

 

[Emes]

{{{hugs}}} your welcome lovely It can be a long task I found But it doesn't help when your being "tied up"

LOL...i didnt mind

 

[just wicked]

Just stopping in for a quick peek and to say have a good night... ​

 

[luv1]

Wow! Where do you get those lovely AV Hi all Sorry no pics just yet This week has just flown by to me. I thought it was tue today And it looks like it's still going to be just as busy next week too Oh I love this time of the year. I've STILL to pick out what presents I'm getting everyone....and then I've STILL to do the cards.

 

[Emes]

Wow! Where do you get those lovely AV Hi all Sorry no pics just yet This week has just flown by to me. I thought it was tue today And it looks like it's still going to be just as busy next week too Oh I love this time of the year. I've STILL to pick out what presents I'm getting everyone....and then I've STILL to do the cards.

You arent the only one with pressies still to buy and cards to write.....

 

[luv1]

But I have a problem (no, not that kind of problem). it's a genetic thing(I said it's not that kind of probelm.....you lot ). My father's side of the family are all very, very organized and I mean VERY (I got our christmess cards from them on the 1st Every year they turn up on the first of Dec with out fail...it's a bit scary), but on my mothers side every one's....a bit giddy would be a nice way of putting it (I'm expecting a call from my cousin asking me what I want, less then a week before xmess). This has made me very confused. I haven't felt like doing anything but I have this strong need that everything should have been done by now. it's like having two voices, one having a go at me for not having at the lease the cards sent out and the other saying "Well you still have three weeks, what's the rush?". I miss that voice that used to say "Hey! it's hot in here. Best strip off and run about till the police come. But don't worry they can't catch you as you don't have the weight of the clothes to slow you down like they do." I don't trust that little vioce but I do like the way it thinks

 

[Emes]

But I have a problem (no, not that kind of problem). it's a genetic thing(I said it's not that kind of probelm.....you lot ). My father's side of the family are all very, very organized and I mean VERY (I got our christmess cards from them on the 1st Every year they turn up on the first of Dec with out fail...it's a bit scary), but on my mothers side every one's....a bit giddy would be a nice way of putting it (I'm expecting a call from my cousin asking me what I want, less then a week before xmess). This has made me very confused. I haven't felt like doing anything but I have this strong need that everything should have been done by now. it's like having two voices, one having a go at me for not having at the lease the cards sent out and the other saying "Well you still have three weeks, what's the rush?". I miss that voice that used to say "Hey! it's hot in here. Best strip off and run about till the police come. But don't worry they can't catch you as you don't have the weight of the clothes to slow you down like they do." I don't trust that little vioce but I do like the way it thinks

Go for the latter voice hun....and remember the camera so we can see the pics....am rather fond of men in uniform.....



Morning hun btw...catch you later as r/l is calling me now

 

[luv1]

And I've only recharaged the batteries yesterday too. Morning lovely

 

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[just wicked]

Wow! Where do you get those lovely AV Hi all Sorry no pics just yet This week has just flown by to me. I thought it was tue today And it looks like it's still going to be just as busy next week too Oh I love this time of the year. I've STILL to pick out what presents I'm getting everyone....and then I've STILL to do the cards.

Bummer no pic's I'll just have to have the real thing...hehehe ​

The AV's reflect a little about me ​

 

[luv1]

Sorry sweetie The only pic at the moment I've got is this non rude one I might be adventures...but not that adventures

 

[just wicked]

Sorry sweetie The only pic at the moment I've got is this non rude one I might be adventures...but not that adventures

I love the pic
http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d132/just-wicked-one/santasmile.gif​