Luv1: British Beef Exposed

Thanks sweetie :kiss: Now shall I put my cock away and leave the marmalade alone? :cathappy:
 
Solivagant said:
Might be prudent, although not as fun. :devil:


I suppose it's best to save it for something more interesting to shoot...I mean splash across the screen...I mean to build for a better showing....I mean....*starts to sweat*
 
Solivagant said:
Just quit now before the hole gets deeper. :rolleyes:


I'm not sticking anything in a hole :eek: I haven't made a hole in my the jar of marmalade, I also haven't warmed up the jar of marmalade to body temp either. What are you suggesting? Now can you pass me the towel I seem to have dropped my toast on my lap......and I'm sticking to that excuse :p
 
Remind me not to eat anything from your kitchen that comes from a jar...

:D
 
kylasdream said:
thank you .....sorry i tend to forget the time difference :rolleyes:
I'm lucky I remember where I am :D :kiss: :kiss:


Still better then me sweetheart :kiss: :nana: :cathappy:
 
luv1 said:
Still better then me sweetheart :kiss: :nana: :cathappy:
hmmm.....you think :rolleyes: I don't know I've been awful lately....
I go into the other room to do something and by the time I get there I forgot what I was gonna do :eek: :eek:
now thats Bad:eek:
 
kylasdream said:
hmmm.....you think :rolleyes: I don't know I've been awful lately....
I go into the other room to do something and by the time I get there I forgot what I was gonna do :eek: :eek:
now thats Bad:eek:


I can top that :cathappy: Yesterday I went out shopping three times and STILL forgot to pick the item I originally went out to get :rolleyes: *Write's down on arm "Mouth wash!!!"* :cathappy:

Morning all :kiss: Here's a full sized pic of myself, From head to toe. In my full glory :cathappy:
 
:) Good morning Luv.

I think I'd be all smiles if I was sitting where the smiley was sitting. :)
 
Solivagant said:
:) Good morning Luv.

I think I'd be all smiles if I was sitting where the smiley was sitting. :)


:kiss: :rose: so would I be if you where to :p
 
I have a feeling I'd be wriggling around a bit more than the smiley, though. It might have made it difficult to snap the picture.
 
No problem, we'de just have to try again....and again....and again....ect :cathappy:
 
So you'd be patient? I wouldn't want to make you angry or ruin your photo shoot. And what if I accidentally fell off; could I climb back on?
 
Yep, You'd have to climb over me on all fours and get back on. I'm going to be too busy with the camera taking photos of you getting back on, sliding me back in to help keep you in place :cathappy:
 
Okay...it's an awful lot of pressure though. You know I don't handle stress well. Maybe you could set the camera on a tripod or something, and help me out by supporting my hips with your steady hands...
 
Solivagant said:
Okay...it's an awful lot of pressure though. You know I don't handle stress well. Maybe you could set the camera on a tripod or something, and help me out by supporting my hips with your steady hands...


then I'll have to have the camera on vid mode and tape us. You steadying yourself as I support you, holding you as you rise and fall on me. You might have to wiggle just to make it feel comfortable. So you better lean onto my chest and I'll push my hip's up a bit so it slids in deeper. :cathappy:
 
But if he slides in too deep, then Ms Kitty steals the scene because no one will be able to see Mr Willy at all. Will a big star like that be content with a few brief flashes onscreen?
 
Solivagant said:
But if he slides in too deep, then Ms Kitty steals the scene because no one will be able to see Mr Willy at all. Will a big star like that be content with a few brief flashes onscreen?


True, then I'll have to push you on your back and slid Mr Willy out of Ms Kitty (taking a shot of Ms Kittys wet, sticky juices covered Mr willy and a string of pre-cum connecting Mr willy's hard head to Ms Kittys open wet lips),slid him up you nacked belly and place him between your breasts. Holding you hard nipples together they can see Me Willy slid in and out of you clevage till he shoots his worth over you beautifl neck and keep it rolling as the cum trickles down your breast bone fuck I'm so hard now. But I'm trying to save it still
 
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