Make An Assumption About The Person Above You [v2.0]

[Mattentive]

I assume Valkyrie was so much of a rebel as a child that she didn't seek parental guidance the first time she tried PG Tips.

 

[_valkyrie_]

I assume Mattentive is looking to keep his triglycerides levels on the green, but the carbs are winning.

 

[Mattentive]

I assume Valkyrie knew I'd have to look that word up and then still wouldn't understand it. It was a good tri though.

 

[_valkyrie_]

I assume the ram must be quite thrilled with the new tenant.

 

[Mattentive]

I assume the ram must be quite thrilled with the new tenant.

I assume Valkyrie is unaware just how roomy ruminants are inside. The only thing you have to worry about is the neighbours popping in.

I assume you are of Viking ethnicity

Aptly, I assume he has less room inside than most other cars in his class.

 

[Lily13]

I assume Valkyrie is unaware just how roomy ruminants are inside. The only thing you have to worry about is the neighbours popping in.

Aptly, I assume he has less room inside than most other cars in his class.

IA he may be a plumber without the crack

 

[Mrtenant]

IA he may be a plumber without the crack

IA she finally bought some underwear and even wears them.

 

[Mattentive]

IA he may be a plumber without the crack

Plumber crack is so passé, but it accentuates my Super Mario tramp stamp so beautifully.

IA she finally bought some underwear and even wears them.

IA he regrets giving her the gift card.

 

[_valkyrie_]

I assume Mattentive was high on crack whilst getting the Super Mario tramp stamp.

 

[Mattentive]

I see what you did there, hehe.

I assume Valkyrie would kill anyone who called her 'Little Miss Muffin' with curds and get a whey with it.

 

[Mikey1970]

Ia he writes great stories

 

[Mikey1970]

I see what you did there, hehe.

I assume Valkyrie would kill anyone who called her 'Little Miss Muffin' with curds and get a whey with it.

glad you like bro
I was drawing blanks

 

[Mattentive]

glad you like bro
I was drawing blanks

I assume his walls are filled with talented drawings of Colt 45 blanks.

Yeah, I drew a blank there too. Haha.

 

[jbeardo1]

I assume Mattentive is the executive undersecretary of a secretive international cabal whose sole aim is to ensure that crisp packets sold in pibs and bars, are either so tightly sealed that you cant open them without ripping the bag to useless destruction, or are so weak they split down the side and result in spilled potatoey contamination of beers.


I know who you really are mattentive!

 

[Mattentive]

I assume Mattentive is the executive undersecretary of a secretive international cabal whose sole aim is to ensure that crisp packets sold in pibs and bars, are either so tightly sealed that you cant open them without ripping the bag to useless destruction, or are so weak they split down the side and result in spilled potatoey contamination of beers.


I know who you really are mattentive!

Outstanding Lol.

I assume jbeardo1 runs the research department and has so much Twiglet shrapnel in his ears, he can't even hear the bags bursting open any more.

 

[_valkyrie_]

I assume that today is Mattentive's un-birthday.

 

[Mattentive]

I assume Valkyrie could have foreseen that lighting un-birthday cake candles within my domesticated domicile would inevitably lead to me being evicted in a most inelegant manner.

 

[_valkyrie_]

I assume Mattentive's domesticated domicile has kicked him out in such a manner that he was ParaLysed after the eviction incident.

 

[Mattentive]

I assume Valkyrie's home beneath the waves is a spacious Blue Whale with six bathrooms, two libraries and stabling for a seahorse.

 

[_valkyrie_]

I assume Mattentive has never procured real estate below the sea level.

 

[Grant55]

I assume that Valkyrie listens to Wagner.

 

[mynameisben]

I'm gonna assume that Grant was 55 years old when he signed up for a Literotica account last year, and that he is presently 56.

 

[Lily13]

IA he has a very cool car

 

[hairball18]

IA that her name matches her personality

 

[snexxer]

IA he likes garfield.