Make me dirty

Her breathing fastened as her finger continued to plunge within her pussy but for some reason she just could not get off today. With the realisation that she needed something bigger, she looked eagerly at the telescope control rod. It was perfect. Well, almost perfect. The telescope was the pride of the observatory and permanently locked in sidereal tracking. If the control rod moved even the slightest then she would loose her job.

Skew
 
Skew

The two youngsters approached sex awkwardly, as skew lines, lines that were neither parallel norintersecting, but still they enjoyed their inexperienced fumblings.

Riemannian
 
Riemannian

He watched as his private tutor descend to her knees in front of him.

"You've been a good boy George. Getting that mark on your Riemannian geometry test must have taken a lot of hard work."

"I just did as we agreed. Nothing more," he said distractedly as she unbuttoned his jeans, freed his cock and licked her lips in anticipation.

"Indeed you did. Now I have to live up to my end of the bargain".

Transmission
 
transmission

His new girl was a manual transmission model, and his shift stick put her through all five gears plus reverse.

mitochondria
 
mitochondria

She lay there, pulsing and heaving from another orgasm; how many could she have? After so many in a row even her mitochondria were screaming for a rest, but she dutifully bit down on her gag as he pushed is fingers into her spread pussy once again............

Premonition
 
As in the premonition she had seen of this moment, he approached her naked body before thrusting a finger into her excited pussy. She already knew how this would end and she couldn't wait.

Prophecy
 
Prophecy


She tried not to believe in the prophecy, not to get her hopes up, but deep down she knew it was true, she could no longer ignore the significance it has in her life. Still she struggled with it, she knew only he could help her overcome that struggle.


Rectify
 
Rectify

The quiet girl slowly greased his cock with her long graceful fingers and then turned her back to him and slid her bottom up against his by now painfully hard erection. She looked over her shoulder and said through half-closed eyes, 'There's a situation here that you simply must rectify.'

Oscillate
 
oscillate

"Slip it in me, and oscillate," she said; "I go hyperbolic over the way you amplify your sine wave."

anapest
 
"Anapest crawled into the bed with us while we was fucking and a bite me on the testicles." says Larry shaking his head. "Fuckers swoll up to the size of a Cue ball."




Sorry i had too. Lol.



Panda
 
Panda


Sandy had never been to a club like this before. Her nerve endings were on fire with excitement, nervous tension exuding from every pore. Approaching the big red metal door she remembered what Sally told her to say as she rang the bell. " The Panda has tea with the Queen at noon."


Banjo
 
Banjo

"Think if me as your banjo," the sultry gal whispered as she slid her daisy-duke's off her full hips, "and pluck me."

Lighthouse
 
"Lighthouse Keeping! Fuck!" exclaimed Sally as the supply boat left the pier, "I thought it was a typo."
"Welcome to Eddystone," said a grizzled old man walking up to her, "you know, my assistants and I haven't seen a woman for nearly three years now."

cockerel
 
(By the way Kitschshaman - that was epic. I loved it!)

Cockerel

Corrine admired Billy as he stroked his long, thick member and strutted towards her like a young cockerel.

[Hope I did that correctly.]

vinaigrette
 
vinaigrette

"These are certainly my salad days," the elated young man ejaculated.
"Yes, indeed," replied his girlfriend as her tongue darted out. "And I just love your vinaigrette."

canicular
 
canicular

Her canicular pose enhanced the firm roundness of her ass, entrancing me, as she looked over her shoulder at me.

"mount me," sighed breathlessly.


reflection
 
Reflection

His hands moved longingly up and down either side of her body, as he stare at her perfect, naked reflection in the mirror mounted on the wall in front of them. She tilted her neck invitingly as her man went on to gently kiss, and rub her.

ChapStick
 
Chapstick

She re-read the dare he texted, "put something inside you."

She puzzled for a moment, she was in a grocery store what could she possibly use to complete the dare. She looked at her watch, knowing the dare had to be completed in 30 minutes, per the rules of the game. That wasn't enough time to finish her errand and get back home to her vibrator. The sultry phallic object was the first thing that entered her mind when she saw his text, unfortunately it was out of reach. The resulting ache, from the enticing text and the object of her imagination, created an itch that needed to be scratched.

She stood in the store and looked around, shaking her head to re-orient herself with her surroundings. The vegetable aisle was close.

"Madness," she said to herself.

Though the thought of a fat cucumber reminded her of her lover stuffed in the drawer at home. It wouldn't do, not here in the store. It had to be something smaller, more compact. She needed to be able to walk around with it in her. As she thought, a kernel of an idea crept into her brain, and she smirked. With the idea blooming, she felt the heat from the itch she was experiencing melt into her core. The heat was having the right effect as she felt her sex dampen her panties.

She found an empty aisle, and dug through her purse. Extracting a package of tissue paper, she withdrew a square. Then she found her tube of chapstick and wiped it with the paper, cleaning the cylindrical tube. With a final look around, she spread her thighs apart in a wide stance and lifter her skirt. With practiced ease, she fingered her panties aside and slid the lip balm into place.

She retrieved her phone, as she straightened back up (not an easy task with knees feeling a bit wobbly,) she tapped out, "done. your turn, truth or dare."

tennis shoe
 
tennis shoe


He said he would do it if she didn't stop being lippy with him, but she balked at his threats anyways. Now rubbing her bum and glaring at that damned tennis shoe and musing that her panties seem a bit moist.


Calender
 
calendar

"I'll see if I can squeeze you in somewhere on my [Bcalendar[/B]," she offered. "I'd prefer it if you'd squeeze me in somewhere other than your calendar," he replied suggestively.

colander
 
Colander


She washed and carefully rinsed the toys used earlier in the metal colander. A big smile forming on her lips as her mind drifted to the fresh memory.


Argyle
 
argyle

"Excuse me, ma'am," the dapper gentleman asked holding out a box of extra large condoms, "do these come in argyle?"

orange peel
 
orange peel

She was a new stripper in Montreal, a redhead and tres, tres hot! Her nickname came from that other great redhead in Montreal, Rusty Staub of the old Expos baseball team. She developed quite a following of men who looked forward to seeing La Grande Orange peel.

bathyscaphe
 
bathyscaphe

She curled her fingers around his shaft and squeezed as the faint strains of calypso music wafted in through the open window from the streets below. "Oh, Jacques! I love when a man gets hard as a bathyscaphe for me," she purred. Without releasing her grip, she tugged him onto the bed and opened herself up for him to explore as he pleased. The sea green sparkle in his eyes said all the thank-you she could ever need and more. He took a deep breath and sighed. Then he plunged his bathyscaphe into the calling depths of Mariana's trench.

Geiger counter
 
Geiger counter

"Well, Muller," the physicist said to his partner after he escorted his nubile lab assistant from the kitchen to the door, "there goes another click in my tube."

"Where'd you have this one, Geiger? Counter or table top?" inquired his collaborator.

Albigensian
 
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