WORD: INTOXICATING
There is this thing about tequila, as long as you are kicked back hard against a wall while you are drinking everything is fine. It is supposed to be intoxicating but I just kept cracking on, downing the stuff with no ill effects at all.
The conversation remained intelligent and witty, all was going well. Finally as to be expected after several glasses of the stuff I needed to take a leak. Chryst all bloody mighty I couldn't lift my leg! Krappin' 'ell nothing moved beneath the waist at all. Once you cop the fact you've been kiboshed by the booze, there's only one thing left to do, just slide slowly down the wall ........and boil it!
Word : FIG