Man Seeking Playmate

[emsway]

I am apalled that you would judge them for their cultural heritage!

I know. The shame. But I'm good with it.

Laurel, move this to personals

Is that the appropriate place to have a discussion about mythical creatures?

 

[Lunation]

Laurel, move this to personals

Is personals the proper place for a parody of a personal where I pretend to be seeking someone I can hunt for sport on a private island? Or did you just respond without reading?









...pretend...

 

[Lunation]

I know. The shame. But I'm good with it.



Is that the appropriate place to have a discussion about mythical creatures?

Somewhere, in the center of a labyrinthine Ikea that minotaurs surely call home, there's a minotaur reading erotica and crying a single tear.

 

[emsway]

Somewhere, in the center of a labyrinthine Ikea that minotaurs surely call home, there's a minotaur reading erotica and crying a single tear.

Awww. Maybe I'm a little intimidated. I hear that once you go bull head with a man's body, you never go back.

 

[Lunation]

Awww. Maybe I'm a little intimidated. I hear that once you go bull head with a man's body, you never go back.

I mean, why would you? What else could a woman possibly need?

 

[emsway]

I mean, why would you? What else could a woman possibly need?

Perhaps a nice bookshelf packed in a flat box, with text free assembly instructions.

 

[ydahecnot]

Is personals the proper place for a parody of a personal where I pretend to be seeking someone I can hunt for sport on a private island? Or did you just respond without reading?









...pretend...

Oh I read. Sorry if your deadpan-dar was on the fritz.

 

[Lunation]

Perhaps a nice bookshelf packed in a flat box, with text free assembly instructions.

And a single allan wrench that's a tad too small?

 

[Lunation]

Oh I read. Sorry if your deadpan-dar was on the fritz.

Very well then.

So long as the actual radar functions properly during the hunt all will be well.

 

[emsway]

And a single allan wrench that's a tad too small?

It just wouldn't be right if the process wasn't frustrating.

 

[Lunation]

It just wouldn't be right if the process wasn't frustrating.

It's better if you earn it.

Just have to avoid the horse meat, meat balls.

 

[emsway]

It's better if you earn it.

Just have to avoid the horse meat, meat balls.

Haha! There is actually a parody of IKEA instructions, for making meatballs. I saw it last night. The happy, featureless IKEA assembler putting an entire horse through a meat grinder and ending up with fragrant meatballs.

 

[Lunation]

Haha! There is actually a parody of IKEA instructions, for making meatballs. I saw it last night. The happy, featureless IKEA assembler putting an entire horse through a meat grinder and ending up with fragrant meatballs.

Ha! That's awesome.

You know they still ended up with a few screws left over somehow though.

 

[emsway]

Ha! That's awesome.

You know they still ended up with a few screws left over somehow though.

So true.

https://www.google.com/imgres?imgur...unSAhUG4iYKHSBaAJgQMwh8KDUwNQ&iact=mrc&uact=8

 

[Lunation]

So true.

https://www.google.com/imgres?imgur...unSAhUG4iYKHSBaAJgQMwh8KDUwNQ&iact=mrc&uact=8

I love the frowny face on the dude he's handing it to at the end.

 

[emsway]

I love the frowny face on the dude he's handing it to at the end.

He knows what's what.

There are IKEA instructions for everything. Zombies, masturbation, hotdogs. I'm showing great restraint in not hijacking this thread with IKEA instructions l

 

[Lunation]

He knows what's what.

There are IKEA instructions for everything. Zombies, masturbation, hotdogs. I'm showing great restraint in not hijacking this thread with IKEA instructions l

Is it highjacking if the victim doesn't mind?

"Fly this plane to Cuba!"

"That's actually where we're going."

"Oh...then can I get one of those neck pillows?"

"Sir, please have a seat."

 

[emsway]

Is it highjacking if the victim doesn't mind?

"Fly this plane to Cuba!"

"That's actually where we're going."

"Oh...then can I get one of those neck pillows?"

"Sir, please have a seat."

Oh dear. You just envited me in. Well, you can't say I didn't warn you.

 

[Lunation]

Oh dear. You just envited me in. Well, you can't say I didn't warn you.

Cry havoc and let slip the allan wrenches of war!


...actually I'm going to bed. But I'll see them tomorrow. Night.

 

[emsway]

Cry havoc and let slip the allan wrenches of war!


...actually I'm going to bed. But I'll see them tomorrow. Night.

Hahahaha! Done and done.

 

[emsway]

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/90/8f/75/908f75924215048bc40717e0436def23.jpg


I like the five guys x 10,000 needed.

 

[Lunation]

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/90/8f/75/908f75924215048bc40717e0436def23.jpg


I like the five guys x 10,000 needed.

So Ikea is the work of the druids...

...that explains a lot.

 

[Lunation]

She must be out there somewhere...

*wistful sigh*

 

[islandjoe2]

I'm not her, obviously, but damn it this thread isn't cracking me right the hell up.

 

[emsway]

I'm not her, obviously, but damn it this thread isn't cracking me right the hell up.

Now dear, don't sell yourself short.