Man Seeking Playmate

[islandjoe2]

Now dear, don't sell yourself short.

I know my place. Now please, carry on. Make me laugh!

 

[Lunation]

Now dear, don't sell yourself short.

I don't mind a bit of coy...

 

[emsway]

I know my place. Now please, carry on. Make me laugh!

So much pressure...

I don't mind a bit of coy...

Joe does need to be coaxed out of his shell.

 

[Lunation]

So much pressure...



Joe does need to be coaxed out of his shell.

A shell could serve him well on the island. That would be a new trick. Doubt it would fool the hounds, but...

 

[islandjoe2]

I don't understand....

I like shell games, but I hate Shell gas stations. I used to have stock in a shell corporation but I got rid of it....after the market crashed I was a shell of my former self.....

I don't much care about fooling the dogs.

 

[emsway]

Oh, you should care.

 

[islandjoe2]

http://thenextjew.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/keep-calm-and-release-the-kraken.png

 

[Lunation]

http://thenextjew.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/keep-calm-and-release-the-kraken.png

This is great advice.

I need this poster.

 

[Lunation]

The pit traps are dug and the hounds are, well, hungry.

 

[Endless_Night]

What kind of hounds? Hellhounds? Baskervillian hounds? Black Shuck?

These things make a difference.

 

[Lunation]

What kind of hounds? Hellhounds? Baskervillian hounds? Black Shuck?

These things make a difference.

Curs. I find them best for hunting the large mammals.

 

[Endless_Night]

Curs. I find them best for hunting the large mammals.

I see....

*knocks off a couple of points*

I'm afraid I'd insist on pedigreed opponents.

 

[islandjoe2]

I see....

*knocks off a couple of points*

I'm afraid I'd insist on pedigreed opponents.

How fast can you run a mile?

 

[Endless_Night]

How fast can you run a mile?

Probably not fast enough!

Still, gotta have standards.

 

[islandjoe2]

Probably not fast enough!

Still, gotta have standards.

Not fast enough sounds like it's slower than me. Welcome to my team!

 

[Endless_Night]

Not fast enough sounds like it's slower than me. Welcome to my team!

Hahahaha! How...chivalrous.

Wait. We can have teams?!?!?!

 

[Lunation]

There are no teams!

Once the siren blares we all run for the cornucopia of weapons and it's every person for themselves!

 

[emsway]

I've seen that movie. It was nice knowing you.

 

[Lunation]

I've seen that movie. It was nice knowing you.

Suzanne Collins really should have played a first person shooter. You can't spawn all the weapons in one place! Terrible level design.

 

[emsway]

Suzanne Collins really should have played a first person shooter. You can't spawn all the weapons in one place! Terrible level design.

They were YA novels. Remember being a YA and believing that you would live forever? Stupid, stupid, stupid...

That part gave me anxiety.

 

[Lunation]

They were YA novels. Remember being a YA and believing that you would live forever? Stupid, stupid, stupid...

That part gave me anxiety.

The Cornucopia?

Yeah, pretty anxiety inducing.

Those books were so great. They deserve all the hype they get.

 

[emsway]

The Cornucopia?

Yeah, pretty anxiety inducing.

Those books were so great. They deserve all the hype they get.

I agree. I remember when a friend, who is very picky about his books, recommended them to me. I thought he was joking. But I absolutely loved them.

 

[Lunation]

I agree. I remember when a friend, who is very picky about his books, recommended them to me. I thought he was joking. But I absolutely loved them.

Similar experience, I did not expect to like them at all.

And the first person present tense works so well. The pacing is just so on point.

"And then I watch myself get shot on TV."

I did make the mistake of reading Divergent after. Was not a fan of that one.

 

[emsway]

Similar experience, I did not expect to like them at all.

And the first person present tense works so well. The pacing is just so on point.

"And then I watch myself get shot on TV."

I did make the mistake of reading Divergent after. Was not a fan of that one.

You know, your reputation as crazed and ruthless master of curs, digger of pits, and all around scary lord of the island is in great danger right now.

 

[Lunation]

You know, your reputation as crazed and ruthless master of curs, digger of pits, and all around scary lord of the island is in great danger right now.

I have a favorite My Little Pony.