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Re: feel sorry for me

princess4u said:
i face that traffic every day bethanne -
it sucks :(
ahhhhhhhhhhh...*deep sigh*...finally someone who understands...
but...I'm puzzled as to how you handle it...no nevermind...don't tell me...I'm sure it will just make my headache worse...but you have earned my deepest respect and sympathy!
hugggggggggggggg
 
All quiet in the maryland thread....Looks like everyone went to bed while i was gone. bums
 
Dang, I guess that a night owl like me always misses the early birds...

Hope that everyone had a great day--and maybe I'll be able to find the tub more crowded next time!

Roman
 
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BethAnne said:
OK - that was great...*cracking up!*...and rivalled all of the times Kyle made me laugh! You guys know I'm a sucker for a sense of humor...what is this...see who can make BethAnne laugh????
Well you did a grand job of it tonight...and I needed that! I have a hell of a headache...and as I never ever get headaches I'm about to throw a first class temper tantrum! The only culprit MUST be having meetings in lovely downtown Baltimore City today at MSDE (yes Roman that's ON Baltimore Street, but it's not quite "the Block"!) Traffic was so very icky...are you all listening???? I hate having a pity party all alone! *sniffle...sniffle* Would someone be so good as to run a nice hot bath for me??? :(

awwwwww BethAnne..... I missed you again.... and to think I could have runnn that hot BATH for you,,,, and joined you in it.... mmmmmmm would be so wonderful

Smiles at you.....

Jack
 
RomanHans said:
Dang, I guess that a night owl like me always misses the early birds...

Hope that everyone had a great day--and maybe I'll be able to find the tub more crowded next time!

Roman

Heyyyy Roman

looks like us late men, miss all the beautiful women here......lol


Have a great tomorrow....


Jack
 
princess4u said:
>>>not getting in the tub<<<

just dropping in to say good nite :rose:

Huggggggggggsss and kisses the every beautiful Princess4u

Sweet Dreams..... sleep well.... and have a wonderful Thursday... till then...


Jack
 
I thought i should report the usage of the worst pick up lines ever. We're playing pool, having some beers and a very well endowed girl starts walking our way. So my buddy says "dude, when i fall over just say, you gave him a heart attack". She reaches our pool table and my friend falls over clutching his heart. And on cue I say "OH MY GOD, you gave him a heart attack. I think he needs mouth to mouth!" (I added the extra part on my own!) At the time this all seemed like a good idea. She looked at us like we were crazy, then just turned around and walked away! I yelled after her "call 911, you killed my friend!" Now, where did we go wrong? lol Besides my friend laying in a pool of spilled beer, twitching and pretending to have a heart attack?
 
hmm

illmatic_Kyle said:
I thought i should report the usage of the worst pick up lines ever. We're playing pool, having some beers and a very well endowed girl starts walking our way. So my buddy says "dude, when i fall over just say, you gave him a heart attack". She reaches our pool table and my friend falls over clutching his heart. And on cue I say "OH MY GOD, you gave him a heart attack. I think he needs mouth to mouth!" (I added the extra part on my own!) At the time this all seemed like a good idea. She looked at us like we were crazy, then just turned around and walked away! I yelled after her "call 911, you killed my friend!" Now, where did we go wrong? lol Besides my friend laying in a pool of spilled beer, twitching and pretending to have a heart attack?

Man, I could have gone for some pool, beer, and well endowed women rather then a hundred pages of reading and a somewhat small 4 page paper.

The worst part is I was too busy to be around when waverlysgirl was having her wild streak Haha. You really do crack me up. You are quiet the interesting women. Former sailor, military hardware makes you wet, that's awesome :cool: I love strong, independent women.
 
Just say HI

illmatic_Kyle said:
I thought i should report the usage of the worst pick up lines ever. We're playing pool, having some beers and a very well endowed girl starts walking our way. So my buddy says "dude, when i fall over just say, you gave him a heart attack". She reaches our pool table and my friend falls over clutching his heart. And on cue I say "OH MY GOD, you gave him a heart attack. I think he needs mouth to mouth!" (I added the extra part on my own!) At the time this all seemed like a good idea. She looked at us like we were crazy, then just turned around and walked away! I yelled after her "call 911, you killed my friend!" Now, where did we go wrong? lol Besides my friend laying in a pool of spilled beer, twitching and pretending to have a heart attack?

Kyle, you could have ignored the fact that she's well-endowed and just said hi or how are you. It's obvious that she's huge, I'm sure she's reminded of it every day. So, just treat her like a regular person and be polite and ask how she's doing. Mmm, try looking her in the eyes when you talk to her, too.

Good morning to all of you other busy people on the thread. I hope you all are doing well. Have a wonderful Thursday!
 
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Re: Just say HI

waverlysgirl said:
Kyle, you could have ignored the fact that she's well-endowed and just said hi or how are you. It's obvious that she's huge, I'm sure she's reminded of it every day. So, just treat her like a regular person and be polite and ask how she's doing. Mmm, try looking her in the eyes when you talk to her, too.

Good morning to all of you other busy people on the thread. I hope you all are doing well. Have a wonderful Thursday!

eh, no. We do goofy shit like that all the time with women, well endowed, or not. Some find it cute, some think we're nuts. I mean we're in a bar, with tons of people, we're not in an intimate situation where I'm going to stare deep in her eyes and tell her how wonderful she is.

Besides women have done just as goofy things to me.
 
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Hello ...am new to lit but not to Maryland.....Harford County area ....anyone else from near by?
 
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temptations said:
Hello ...am new to lit but not to Maryland.....Harford County area ....anyone else from near by?

Welcome to lit, hope you enjoy your stay.
 
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temptations said:
Hello ...am new to lit but not to Maryland.....Harford County area ....anyone else from near by?

Welcome. I live in Anne Arundel. How do you find time to be on the computer with three kids? Anyway, glad you're checking in. Have fun.

My weekend has begun. I am off tomorrow, so I will spend the evening watching all the DVDs I rented and having a beer or two. I guess the weather is supposed to turn nasty, starting tomorrow night. I hope you all are doing well. Stay warm and safe. I'll check back later. I might even splash around in the tub. I hope I don't ruin the teak finish.

Well, Kyle, I don't know what you and your buddies might have done "wrong." Maybe she'd seen The Accused too many times.

Regards,

WG
 
Re: Just say HI

waverlysgirl said:
Kyle, you could have ignored the fact that she's well-endowed and just said hi or how are you. It's obvious that she's huge, I'm sure she's reminded of it every day. So, just treat her like a regular person and be polite and ask how she's doing. Mmm, try looking her in the eyes when you talk to her, too.

Good morning to all of you other busy people on the thread. I hope you all are doing well. Have a wonderful Thursday!

That's what I would have done but I probably would have been as unsuccessful. Sure some women may say hi back and converse with you for a bit, but there have definiatly been others that would just react exactly the same way to your friendly hello as they did to Kyle's friend. Maybe its just me, I've been accused of being 'too nice' and I guess doing that strikes me as one of the very things that's been held against me. But I honestly don't pay attention to that because there is no way I'm going to start treating women like pieces of ass or degrade them with some kind of comment about them. Still though, I don't understand why some women react to that and they dismiss a friendly hello. Maybe I'm just in the wrong place with the wrong women all the time... Hmm, that may sound extremely bitter, I'm not but I can't say that wouldn't like the companionship of a nice women :) . By the way, Good Thursday afternoon/evening to you all!
 
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temptations said:
Hello ...am new to lit but not to Maryland.....Harford County area ....anyone else from near by?

Maryland's a small state Haha :) . Welcome to the thread! I'm MoZ :cool: . Make sure you get in on the fun when you can, there's a good group here. (PS. I'm pretty ignorant about all the county's in MD so I'm not too sure where Harford is... sorry, I'm one of those DC marylanders Haha :cool: , I live in Montgomery)
 
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waverlysgirl said:
Welcome. I live in Anne Arundel. How do you find time to be on the computer with three kids? Anyway, glad you're checking in. Have fun.

My weekend has begun. I am off tomorrow, so I will spend the evening watching all the DVDs I rented and having a beer or two. I guess the weather is supposed to turn nasty, starting tomorrow night. I hope you all are doing well. Stay warm and safe. I'll check back later. I might even splash around in the tub. I hope I don't ruin the teak finish.

Well, Kyle, I don't know what you and your buddies might have done "wrong." Maybe she'd seen The Accused too many times.

Regards,

WG

Let me get this straight. Did you just bring up the accused, a movie in which a woman gets raped repeatedly, in response to a harmless little goof pick up move me and a friend did in a bar? Are you joking? You must be joking. Because that would just be stupid to make such a comparison. So I'll just assume you were joking.

As if the moves women pull aren't exactly the same. Women grabbing my ass. We didn't even touch this person, we just pretended, hi, pretended that she was so gorgeous that she gave my friend a heart attack.

Next time we'll ask permission to speak to all women and maybe we should contact the police to see if they want to monitor our behavior.
 
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waverlysgirl said:
Welcome. I live in Anne Arundel. How do you find time to be on the computer with three kids? Anyway, glad you're checking in. Have fun.

My weekend has begun. I am off tomorrow, so I will spend the evening watching all the DVDs I rented and having a beer or two. I guess the weather is supposed to turn nasty, starting tomorrow night. I hope you all are doing well. Stay warm and safe. I'll check back later. I might even splash around in the tub. I hope I don't ruin the teak finish.

Well, Kyle, I don't know what you and your buddies might have done "wrong." Maybe she'd seen The Accused too many times.

Regards,

WG

I've met some very very attractive women from Anne Arundel... Hmm, perhaps I need to find my way to Anne Arundel more often ;) .... What DVD's did you get? I kind of have tomorrow off, at least I don't have class haha. And it seriously better not snow again, I'm getting tired of it. At least the sun is staying out longer now so I know things will be changing back to green in the not too distent future. Later :)
 
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illmatic_Kyle said:
Let me get this straight. Did you just bring up the accused, a movie in which a woman gets raped repeatedly, in response to a harmless little goof pick up move me and a friend did in a bar? Are you joking? You must be joking. Because that would just be stupid to make such a comparison. So I'll just assume you were joking.

As if the moves women pull aren't exactly the same. Women grabbing my ass. We didn't even touch this person, we just pretended, hi, pretended that she was so gorgeous that she gave my friend a heart attack.

Next time we'll ask permission to speak to all women and maybe we should contact the police to see if they want to monitor our behavior.

Calm down, Kyle. I was joking. I'm sorry you misunderstood.
 
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illmatic_Kyle said:
Let me get this straight. Did you just bring up the accused, a movie in which a woman gets raped repeatedly, in response to a harmless little goof pick up move me and a friend did in a bar? Are you joking? You must be joking. Because that would just be stupid to make such a comparison. So I'll just assume you were joking.

As if the moves women pull aren't exactly the same. Women grabbing my ass. We didn't even touch this person, we just pretended, hi, pretended that she was so gorgeous that she gave my friend a heart attack.

Next time we'll ask permission to speak to all women and maybe we should contact the police to see if they want to monitor our behavior.
Wow...I've been grabbing your ass ever since you joined our thread Kyle...sorry if I offended you! Man...*shaking head*...who knew...let me make it up to you...:rose: :kiss:

I'm wondering why the lady was walking your way though...maybe she wanted to say hi or get acquainted and then chickened out...and could only think of walking away...sometimes people get a "shy" attack and don't know how to ignore it...anyway...she approached you initially...it's not as if you stalked her and tried to hit on her and ignored her requests to leave her alone...
 
By the way...

Hi MARYLAND!

Happy Thursday evening to you all...my headache is almost gone...a little aroma therapy and one of Kyle's backrubs should do the trick...oh...you can massage my temples too if you want Kyle! :)

Welcome temptation, I too live in Harford County...you and I are the Northerners here...everyone else is way far away in remotest areas south of Baltimore! We speak to them anyway as they are a lot of fun and seem to enjoy making me laugh!

Oh...and MoZ...I think you have lots of CLASS! :)

WG! How the hell are ya and how'd you get tomorrow off???? Are you trying to be like Kyle??? Ready for a dip in the tub?

ROMAN!!!!It's so sad that we keep passing like those proverbial ships...I miss ya love!

Jack...hmmm...let's see...do I know someone named Jack???? *shrugging shoulders* not sure...he never talks to me anymore...Jaaaaaack! Are you well??? I could sure use your sweet smile to cheer me up.
 
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waverlysgirl said:
Calm down, Kyle. I was joking. I'm sorry you misunderstood.

yeah it was hillarious. Please use more rape jokes concerning me, they crack me up.
 
COMPRESSED WORK SCHEDULE

BethAnne

I work a compressed work schedule: Nine.5 hours each day and every other Friday off, with a regular 8.5-hour day on the Friday I'm not off. It's sweet! I can run errands during the day and beat the weekend rush in stores and other places.

I'm doing great. Looking forward to the long weekend.
 
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