masterbating

[lordexter]

i am tired of masterbating i am like up to 10 times a day i miss the taste of pussy and blow jobs

 

[VATSEB]

i am tired of masterbating i am like up to 10 times a day i miss the taste of pussy and blow jobs

I find this hard to believe....you never heard of the seven wank barrier?

 

[TheSilverLining]

i am tired of masterbating i am like up to 10 times a day i miss the taste of pussy and blow jobs

So take your hands off your cock, step away from the laptop, get out and meet people.
There's a good boy.

 

[cowslinger64]

i am tired of masterbating i am like up to 10 times a day i miss the taste of pussy and blow jobs

I'll suck your dick!


https://encrypted-tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTEkIb4f10I_MvZyPGIPE6GwqrbCiKKblfL7ZEXaQbrYRMbkl6qgw

 

[tolyk]

I'll suck your dick!


https://encrypted-tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTEkIb4f10I_MvZyPGIPE6GwqrbCiKKblfL7ZEXaQbrYRMbkl6qgw

He clearly said he missed the taste of blowjobs.. perhaps he wants to suck yours instead

 

[cowslinger64]

He clearly said he missed the taste of blowjobs.. perhaps he wants to suck yours instead

suuuuuure!!!!



http://nursemyra.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/elephantitis-of-penis-and-scrotum.jpg

 

[TheSilverLining]

He clearly said he missed the taste of blowjobs.. perhaps he wants to suck yours instead

Sooooo glad I'm not the only one that thought that!
Slinger, get yer coat love - you've pulled!

 

[cowslinger64]

Sooooo glad I'm not the only one that thought that!
Slinger, get yer coat love - you've pulled!

woot! im gonna get laid!

 

[tolyk]

Sooooo glad I'm not the only one that thought that!
Slinger, get yer coat love - you've pulled!

Horrible punctuation, it's all I could think after I had read the sentence.

 

[blue80driver]

suuuuuure!!!!



http://nursemyra.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/elephantitis-of-penis-and-scrotum.jpg

That has to be uncomfortable.

 

[Daizie]

Hmmmm...Maybe you're doing it wrong...according to dictionary.com it's spelled:

mas·tur·bate  with a "u" not an "e".

/ˈmæstərˌbeɪt/ [mas-ter-beyt] verb, mas·tur·bat·ed, mas·tur·bat·ing.

 

[cowslinger64]

That has to be uncomfortable.

a little...its been awhile.



you can understand my excitement of getting laid now...

 

[cowslinger64]

Hmmmm...Maybe you're doing it wrong...according to dictionary.com it's spelled:

mas·tur·bate  with a "u" not an "e".

/ˈmæstərˌbeɪt/ [mas-ter-beyt] verb, mas·tur·bat·ed, mas·tur·bat·ing.

 

[Daizie]

For those eyerolls....

you get a spankin'! :caning:

 

[cowslinger64]

For those eyerolls....

you get a spankin'! :caning:

oooh yummy! gettin spankd AND laid...woot!

 

[prettykitty102]

i am tired of masterbating i am like up to 10 times a day i miss the taste of pussy and blow jobs

Damn! I can't even get past 5 a day! I salute you, sir!

 

[cowslinger64]

Damn! I can't even get past 5 a day! I salute you, sir!

Im callin bullsheeit on that... i bet you can do WAY more than 5...freak!!

 

[lordexter]

Damn! I can't even get past 5 a day! I salute you, sir!

ty i have a lot of time on my hands

 

[cowslinger64]

ty i have a lot of time on my hands

ya got more than "time" on them...

 

[Daizie]

ty i have a lot of time on my hands

Here ya go....Too Much Time On My Hands -Styx

 

[justuandmekiddo]

I think I read once that every time we masturbate we lose 10% of our brain matter and it takes 24 hours to get it back.

 

[cowslinger64]

I think I read once that every time we masturbate we lose 10% of our brain matter and it takes 24 hours to get it back.

uhhhhhh....I don't get it.

 

[VATSEB]

I think I read once that every time we masturbate we lose 10% of our brain matter and it takes 24 hours to get it back.

You mean you really can wank yourself stupid?

 

[Daizie]

I think I read once that every time we masturbate we lose 10% of our brain matter and it takes 24 hours to get it back.

This explains a lot around here.

 

[justuandmekiddo]

This explains a lot around here.

I usually don't pop into Lit until after the fifth time. That way I am still at least a half-wit....