warpedntwisted
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Hi, Wet College Girl
you here yet? say something?
This is a pic of the greeting committee!!
you here yet? say something?
This is a pic of the greeting committee!!
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Re: Re: Hello, Sebdre and
Well spoken sir, and welcome aboard!! We need all the steady hands, hard dicks, nimble minds and capable tounges we can muster!!
Lately there has been restlessness in the ranks, mutiny and and plot abound everywhere{yes, i am an un- diagnosed paranoid} I think we need to secure the lot of them and flog them till they like it!!!!
How say you, sir!! are you with me!!
I mean just look at this lot!!
And besides, it could be fun, eh?? har matey!! Fetch me a flaggon, Shmee, and bring me the little trollop with the bodatious cannons, I feel the need to allow a broadside!!
sebdre said:
Well spoken sir, and welcome aboard!! We need all the steady hands, hard dicks, nimble minds and capable tounges we can muster!!
Lately there has been restlessness in the ranks, mutiny and and plot abound everywhere{yes, i am an un- diagnosed paranoid} I think we need to secure the lot of them and flog them till they like it!!!!
How say you, sir!! are you with me!!
I mean just look at this lot!!
And besides, it could be fun, eh?? har matey!! Fetch me a flaggon, Shmee, and bring me the little trollop with the bodatious cannons, I feel the need to allow a broadside!!
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The rum lot of insobordinate hussies and tarts
who happen to bear a resemblence to the steering committee of the "Sisterhood Most YA YA"
who happen to bear a resemblence to the steering committee of the "Sisterhood Most YA YA"
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And another damm thing, while I'm railing
What is this biznessss about the two tarts what is sisters!!??
TakeMee and this vixen from the engines of satan!! Manhunter indeed!!
We'll soon 'ave 'er singing another toon, eh Shmee?
Take the whip to 'er, say I, and don't spare the sweat!!
{Course, it could backfire on us, she might like that sort of thing, you know!!} Never get rid of'er, in that case!!
I know, lets feed 'er to Lust Engine, a capable soul if ever I laid eyes on one, EH??
Welcome aboard the Bimbo Brig, The Lust Limo. and whatever else we can come up with!!
I need some medication, the strain is starting to show!! SC, you inorbordinate whench, fetch yourself here, smartly if you please, thrash me soundly and fuck the whooly bejezis out of o;' warpy,
I do so like a spanking now and then, and HnN tells me you are the "Diva of Discipline" aboard this bucket, so lets have it!!
{and bring that lovely dildo with you, won't you??}
What is this biznessss about the two tarts what is sisters!!??
TakeMee and this vixen from the engines of satan!! Manhunter indeed!!
We'll soon 'ave 'er singing another toon, eh Shmee?
Take the whip to 'er, say I, and don't spare the sweat!!
{Course, it could backfire on us, she might like that sort of thing, you know!!} Never get rid of'er, in that case!!
I know, lets feed 'er to Lust Engine, a capable soul if ever I laid eyes on one, EH??
Welcome aboard the Bimbo Brig, The Lust Limo. and whatever else we can come up with!!
I need some medication, the strain is starting to show!! SC, you inorbordinate whench, fetch yourself here, smartly if you please, thrash me soundly and fuck the whooly bejezis out of o;' warpy,
I do so like a spanking now and then, and HnN tells me you are the "Diva of Discipline" aboard this bucket, so lets have it!!
{and bring that lovely dildo with you, won't you??}
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Re: Re: Hi, Wet College Girl
The wet one hasn't shown up, i met her in chat, invited her over, but her no show. me not happy, her a 19 yr old college student?,
she seemed like the sort who might fit, but then again, we may be a bit much, for newly arrived!!!
As to the request to meet the committee, but of course!!
Do you want them all at once, you greedy little lust bucket, gang bang and toys flying everywhere, ladies lapping, girls grunting, sisters sighing, floozies flying;
Or one at a time, in order to get to know each one "personally"
bozinka said:
The wet one hasn't shown up, i met her in chat, invited her over, but her no show. me not happy, her a 19 yr old college student?,
she seemed like the sort who might fit, but then again, we may be a bit much, for newly arrived!!!
As to the request to meet the committee, but of course!!
Do you want them all at once, you greedy little lust bucket, gang bang and toys flying everywhere, ladies lapping, girls grunting, sisters sighing, floozies flying;
Or one at a time, in order to get to know each one "personally"
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Can the boys play too, Boz
Are you an equal opportunity entity?
Do I "have a chance"?
What must I do to to curry favor with "the Boz"?
Tell the truth? Lie? lie down? get it up?
First, the lie!!lol
Are you an equal opportunity entity?
Do I "have a chance"?
What must I do to to curry favor with "the Boz"?
Tell the truth? Lie? lie down? get it up?
First, the lie!!lol
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For the Bozinka
I sat reflecting upon the way things were, and as i sat a thought occured
to me it seemed a different light, had shone upon me, clear and bright
as stars do cast a muted glow, but soft and sweet, they often show
things we might not often see, and then it did occur to me, the light was you, and there you stood, in all your splendor,
and life was good
I sat reflecting upon the way things were, and as i sat a thought occured
to me it seemed a different light, had shone upon me, clear and bright
as stars do cast a muted glow, but soft and sweet, they often show
things we might not often see, and then it did occur to me, the light was you, and there you stood, in all your splendor,
and life was good
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See what you did!!!
A newly shyly opens the door, sticks his head in, and WHAT???!!!
You want him to cum up with all his fantasies, now, dammit, and the poor thing jes' up an' run off, with his dirty little mind all in tatters, trailing behind, like so much dessert from a Hanibal Lechter luncheon!!!
)
You really should be more nuturing with the newlys, you know, like offer him a drink or some heroin before you yank out his cock and suck his brains out of his chingus, leaving the cum dripping down your chin, onto your heaving bosum, little drops running down your belly, where your fingers are playing with your steamy, soaking cunt.!!
So pay attention, you newlyknocker, you!!lolololol
hotNnasty said:I know you've found some very horny fems here
Tell us what you like....... what you like to do and what you like to have done.
A newly shyly opens the door, sticks his head in, and WHAT???!!!
You want him to cum up with all his fantasies, now, dammit, and the poor thing jes' up an' run off, with his dirty little mind all in tatters, trailing behind, like so much dessert from a Hanibal Lechter luncheon!!!
)You really should be more nuturing with the newlys, you know, like offer him a drink or some heroin before you yank out his cock and suck his brains out of his chingus, leaving the cum dripping down your chin, onto your heaving bosum, little drops running down your belly, where your fingers are playing with your steamy, soaking cunt.!!
So pay attention, you newlyknocker, you!!lolololol
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in memory of the newly that HnN ate
Read with somber strains of "The Funeral March" softly floating in the backround.
A fresh young face,
happened upon me
and asked
had I a dream merchant,
for he wished to task
a
liberation of mind and soul
things he'd hidden
and someone stole
he now sought to retrieve
it was necessary
to relieve
his youth of innocence
and in its place
a darker nuance
for sometimes darkness
sheds new light,
and work in progress shines
much brighter
I only looked into his eyes
They were mesmorized by the things
he hoped were
behind
and ahead
of expectations he had
that nervous
look of wonderous
anticipation
for he was not without some sense
of what
he sought as recompense for
the experience
small minds
had thrown away
in his
formative day
he'd tasted of the fruit
and not only
those offered by those
who knew
the trees to pick
or so they posed
he saw the lie
and then he chose a road
less traveled
with will and character he then
unraveled
what he realized
was
the lie
And so he came upon me
the path i chose
was much the same
of me asked
did I perchance remember
a name
from my past
a merchant
he'd often heard who
held the key
and knew the word that freed the boy i'd been before
I looked upon that younger man
and knew i had not
the answer which
he sought
for I had paid to dear a price for all the dreams that i had
bought
so long ago
for now i looked into his eyes
and saw reflected
none of
the lies
a different man looked down
upon me now
he nodded once, we hugged
goodby
I knew better
than to
try
to be the merchant I once sought
and paid the price
with dreams
I'd bought
so long ago
Read with somber strains of "The Funeral March" softly floating in the backround.
A fresh young face,
happened upon me
and asked
had I a dream merchant,
for he wished to task
a
liberation of mind and soul
things he'd hidden
and someone stole
he now sought to retrieve
it was necessary
to relieve
his youth of innocence
and in its place
a darker nuance
for sometimes darkness
sheds new light,
and work in progress shines
much brighter
I only looked into his eyes
They were mesmorized by the things
he hoped were
behind
and ahead
of expectations he had
that nervous
look of wonderous
anticipation
for he was not without some sense
of what
he sought as recompense for
the experience
small minds
had thrown away
in his
formative day
he'd tasted of the fruit
and not only
those offered by those
who knew
the trees to pick
or so they posed
he saw the lie
and then he chose a road
less traveled
with will and character he then
unraveled
what he realized
was
the lie
And so he came upon me
the path i chose
was much the same
of me asked
did I perchance remember
a name
from my past
a merchant
he'd often heard who
held the key
and knew the word that freed the boy i'd been before
I looked upon that younger man
and knew i had not
the answer which
he sought
for I had paid to dear a price for all the dreams that i had
bought
so long ago
for now i looked into his eyes
and saw reflected
none of
the lies
a different man looked down
upon me now
he nodded once, we hugged
goodby
I knew better
than to
try
to be the merchant I once sought
and paid the price
with dreams
I'd bought
so long ago
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Re: Can the boys play too, Boz
Ooh, warpy - do you really mean am I an equal opportunity lecher? Of course I am dear....
You have many chances.... over and over and over again! I just thought you were busy with HnN's hot fudge sundae... so thought I'd enjoy you're company a different way... LOL....
Mmm, lie down and get it up... that's good... or stand up and get it up.... or well, yeah, just get it up....
warpedntwisted said:
Ooh, warpy - do you really mean am I an equal opportunity lecher? Of course I am dear....
You have many chances.... over and over and over again! I just thought you were busy with HnN's hot fudge sundae... so thought I'd enjoy you're company a different way... LOL....
Mmm, lie down and get it up... that's good... or stand up and get it up.... or well, yeah, just get it up....
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sebdre said:
Hi sebdre
Sorry I missed you.
I would love to feel that dip stick of yours.
First I'd like to admire it, to stroke it for awhile... (I love using my hands.) I love to feel the excitement grow in the palm of my hand. smiling as I watch it take on a life of it's own.
Come sit with me I want to play with you.
Oh, and how about a little info? Likes, dislikes? Turn ons, turn offs?
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Re: Re: Re: Hello, Sebdre and
Cap'n Warpy the whole scurvy lot deserve to be tied with rope and keel-hauled, you whip out the rope and I'll warm up the keel. Bring out the treasures and let us pillage them - yes thats right Boz and HnN get your sultry looks onto Capn Warpy's decks and get scrubbing.
warpedntwisted said:
Cap'n Warpy the whole scurvy lot deserve to be tied with rope and keel-hauled, you whip out the rope and I'll warm up the keel. Bring out the treasures and let us pillage them - yes thats right Boz and HnN get your sultry looks onto Capn Warpy's decks and get scrubbing.
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Manhunter said:Hi sebdre
Sorry I missed you.
I would love to feel that dip stick of yours.
First I'd like to admire it, to stroke it for awhile... (I love using my hands.) I love to feel the excitement grow in the palm of my hand. smiling as I watch it take on a life of it's own.
Come sit with me I want to play with you.
Oh, and how about a little info? Likes, dislikes? Turn ons, turn offs?
One's stalk starts to thicken and grow with the thoughts of some tender gardening provided by Manhunter's Green thumbs... and her soft palms.
Moves across the forum searching for where she is stalking now.
Mmm, those sexy hands can slide around that pole for hours, yet let me add just a nip of my teeth on your breasts, and follow that with my nails raking your back as you grab me tightly and pull me towards your next desires.
MH, the most desirable things in life for me and the biggest turn ons are the people with imagination like yourself and the others here on Masturbation n Conversation. My insatiable hunger for people with the ability to imagine their pleasures and to be able to transfer those images to me through their words finds a surprising satsifaction reading the posts in this forum.
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sebdre said:
Pulling you towards me then backing you over to the bed..
Pushing you down on the bed I want to celebrate this occassion.
I want to celebrate it with you
taking the finest of oils and giving you a massage.
First your neck and shoulders to relieve the stress of your day.
working down your arms
massaging the palms of your hands.. they're such strong hands and reveal so much about you.
Taking your fingers one by one, massaging them with the tips of my fingers. sucking then into my mouth one by one and slowly releasing them
You do seem so relaxed .
Moving down to your feet, your toes
working hard on the mucles of your legs
hmm your skin feels so good.
I notice your cock has grown large and hard
it beckons me closer.
Climbing on top of you
lowering myself down
and consuming the beast between your legs
watching your eyes
as you follow every movement of my body
Riding your cock with such force and without shame.
Bending over
you sense what I want and take my breast into your mouth
clenching my nipple with your teeth and biting down
I scream out from the pain and the pleasure
my body shakes and I know I am almost there
gritting my teeth and riding you harder!
Needing to feel you cum deep inside me
Feeling your hands grab my ass, dragging your nails across
I'm blinded by the many colors that flash before me
as I SCREAM out to you I'M CUMING!
Taking a deep breath and smiling
thank you Sebdre
I needed that
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I still can't get this stranger fantasy out of my system so my part of the Halloween party goes like this
We've all decided to go to a costume party. I dress in a simple Toga with a golden half mask .
Warpy, Sebdre, SC, Manhunter and Bozi are all in the 'Lust Limo' when it comes to pick me up. We decide to mingle among the guests and if anything looks promising we will go our own ways and meet back at the limo after the party. If not, we can always feast on each other.
The Champagne is flowing, the music seductive and it's been a while since I saw my friends meeting new unsuspecting souls to feast upon......... on this Halloween night.
While keeping time to the music I feel the presence of a person behind me. I turn to see a very tall "Casanova" . I take a deep breath and inhale his scent and I like it.
Taking his hand to the dance floor........ He dances slow, hot and has perfect rhythm.
Being a curious person I slide my hand down to his crotch to see what I might find. To my delight his cock is already hard. Dancing very close I unzip his pants and stick my hand in to greet his cock. MMMMmm It fells so good.
I keep stroking it up and down. A groan slips passed his lips, It only takes one glance and we're on our way out to the courtyard. Once there I fall to my knees and take his delightful cock into my mouth. Sucking and licking his cock, he leans over and as he pulls up my toga he lifts me high above his waist and then pulls me down and impales me with his manhood. He fucks me slow and hard lifting me up then pulling me down I'm cumming harder than I have in a long time.
He lifts me off his cum soaked cock and I take it once again into my mouth and give him the best head I have ever given.
I swallow every drop of his cum. Leaving a trickle of it on my lips, I stand and kiss him good night.
With a smile on my face I turn and head for the limo.
Wondering what everyone else did...............
I still can't get this stranger fantasy out of my system so my part of the Halloween party goes like this
We've all decided to go to a costume party. I dress in a simple Toga with a golden half mask .
Warpy, Sebdre, SC, Manhunter and Bozi are all in the 'Lust Limo' when it comes to pick me up. We decide to mingle among the guests and if anything looks promising we will go our own ways and meet back at the limo after the party. If not, we can always feast on each other.
The Champagne is flowing, the music seductive and it's been a while since I saw my friends meeting new unsuspecting souls to feast upon......... on this Halloween night.
While keeping time to the music I feel the presence of a person behind me. I turn to see a very tall "Casanova" . I take a deep breath and inhale his scent and I like it.
Taking his hand to the dance floor........ He dances slow, hot and has perfect rhythm.
Being a curious person I slide my hand down to his crotch to see what I might find. To my delight his cock is already hard. Dancing very close I unzip his pants and stick my hand in to greet his cock. MMMMmm It fells so good.
I keep stroking it up and down. A groan slips passed his lips, It only takes one glance and we're on our way out to the courtyard. Once there I fall to my knees and take his delightful cock into my mouth. Sucking and licking his cock, he leans over and as he pulls up my toga he lifts me high above his waist and then pulls me down and impales me with his manhood. He fucks me slow and hard lifting me up then pulling me down I'm cumming harder than I have in a long time.
He lifts me off his cum soaked cock and I take it once again into my mouth and give him the best head I have ever given.
I swallow every drop of his cum. Leaving a trickle of it on my lips, I stand and kiss him good night.
With a smile on my face I turn and head for the limo.
Wondering what everyone else did...............
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Welcome aboard Flight
269 .Would you take a minute to fill out this questionaire, to assure a pleasant and satisfying arrival.!!{ We always try to cum on time}
Jeez, MH, should we mimo a worksheet? Why don't you just forget the questioniare, take off his pants, sit down upon him {keeping your seatbelt fastened at all times, please} facing him,noses barely touching, lower yourself on him, Ill bet he's huge, work him into you,slowly , eyes never leaving each other, grind your sumptous ass round and round, shoving your large, full tits into his face, your hands on either side of his face, and then run the damm questionaire!!!
{that 'll get 'im talkin'} then get the lads and lasses, line them up, and have them do 'im an screw'em, suck 'em an fuck'im,curl his toes, whoops!!there he goes, champagne for everyone, and welcome aboard to all . { you do realize, of course, the champagne is for first class only} And when you have had done with this fellow, and all is mellow, give me a jingle, it sure makes me tingle, to here all the details, the moans and the wails, the dick up your tail, the san quentin quail, I may need some bail!!!
Manhunter, do you have a license to hunt over 50,000 ft? thought not?
You must be punished!!! Bring her 'ere Shmee, and lets see what the wild kingdom is all about!!!
Manhunter said:Hi sebdre
Sorry I missed you.
I would love to feel that dip stick of yours.
First I'd like to admire it, to stroke it for awhile... (I love using my hands.) I love to feel the excitement grow in the palm of my hand. smiling as I watch it take on a life of it's own.
Come sit with me I want to play with you.
Oh, and how about a little info? Likes, dislikes? Turn ons, turn offs?
269 .Would you take a minute to fill out this questionaire, to assure a pleasant and satisfying arrival.!!{ We always try to cum on time}
Jeez, MH, should we mimo a worksheet? Why don't you just forget the questioniare, take off his pants, sit down upon him {keeping your seatbelt fastened at all times, please} facing him,noses barely touching, lower yourself on him, Ill bet he's huge, work him into you,slowly , eyes never leaving each other, grind your sumptous ass round and round, shoving your large, full tits into his face, your hands on either side of his face, and then run the damm questionaire!!!
{that 'll get 'im talkin'} then get the lads and lasses, line them up, and have them do 'im an screw'em, suck 'em an fuck'im,curl his toes, whoops!!there he goes, champagne for everyone, and welcome aboard to all . { you do realize, of course, the champagne is for first class only} And when you have had done with this fellow, and all is mellow, give me a jingle, it sure makes me tingle, to here all the details, the moans and the wails, the dick up your tail, the san quentin quail, I may need some bail!!!
Manhunter, do you have a license to hunt over 50,000 ft? thought not?
You must be punished!!! Bring her 'ere Shmee, and lets see what the wild kingdom is all about!!!
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And just What manner of weather
Accompanies {sp} ? a REDSTORM? Be it fair and breezy, soft and easy, the kind to make the soul unwind, or something mas
greso, like twice brewed expresso, that kicks you in the behind?
And what armament do you mount, and can we count
on
you to be in heat
when it requires your meat
if so take a seat
should it please you
to do so
This fuckin' poetry is about to drive me to drink!!!
Hello and who, what and how are you???
Glad you stumgled across our{ watch that stumgleing} our little piece of Lit. feel free to take off your clothes and tell us a little about yo'self while I change the video of last nights intermural match between the lads and lassies. Hard to tell who won, everyone seems to out of breath and laying down with a glazed look in the eye, so be it!!!
Have a drink, and tell us a story!!!
RedStorm said:This is probably one of the most interesting threads I've read so far today
Mind if I come back?
Accompanies {sp} ? a REDSTORM? Be it fair and breezy, soft and easy, the kind to make the soul unwind, or something mas
greso, like twice brewed expresso, that kicks you in the behind?
And what armament do you mount, and can we count
on
you to be in heat
when it requires your meat
if so take a seat
should it please you
to do so
This fuckin' poetry is about to drive me to drink!!!
Hello and who, what and how are you???
Glad you stumgled across our{ watch that stumgleing} our little piece of Lit. feel free to take off your clothes and tell us a little about yo'self while I change the video of last nights intermural match between the lads and lassies. Hard to tell who won, everyone seems to out of breath and laying down with a glazed look in the eye, so be it!!!
Have a drink, and tell us a story!!!
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Miss Cat_leya
I saw your original post and was quite interested. Your expressions of interest and restraint are similar to mine. I have been a life long masturbator and porn reader viewer and some writing. I too prefer to watch, and "talk" one on one. I enjoy Sex for One (the book) and the fact. I enjoy mutual masturbation and shared masturbation both for two only.
For me, the act thought imagery etc are all about self and alone, not about group etc. Although I have been excited by Femme Fatale's Fem ejaculation training. I have and do enjoy reading and viewing of twosomes in wet gold as I have engaged in it as part of masturbation.
I hope this is enough to perhaps interest you in email PM site exchanges and the like. I invite others who may be as inclined as I.
If the thread remains I hope to post some favorite masturbation pictures.
imouse
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I saw your original post and was quite interested. Your expressions of interest and restraint are similar to mine. I have been a life long masturbator and porn reader viewer and some writing. I too prefer to watch, and "talk" one on one. I enjoy Sex for One (the book) and the fact. I enjoy mutual masturbation and shared masturbation both for two only.
For me, the act thought imagery etc are all about self and alone, not about group etc. Although I have been excited by Femme Fatale's Fem ejaculation training. I have and do enjoy reading and viewing of twosomes in wet gold as I have engaged in it as part of masturbation.
I hope this is enough to perhaps interest you in email PM site exchanges and the like. I invite others who may be as inclined as I.
If the thread remains I hope to post some favorite masturbation pictures.
imouse
imouseboy@aol.com
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