masturbation and conversation

[bozinka]

Hey you sexy people you...

You dirty nasty fucks! I bet you are all out getting it on... fucking, sucking, fingering each other.... LOL...

Damn, what fun I miss out on...

HnN - when I get back tomorrow - I got a little something for you... well, and everyone who likes to watch.... *WEG*

See ya all tomorrow!

 

[Manhunter]

Hi there Warpy
I've been reading back a few pages.
I love your poetry

You are a man of many talents! (WG)

If I give you a trick, will you give me a treat?

 

[Manhunter]

Re: Welcome aboard Flight

269 .Would you take a minute to fill out this questionaire, to assure a pleasant and satisfying arrival.!!{ We always try to cum on time}
Jeez, MH, should we mimo a worksheet? Why don't you just forget the questioniare, take off his pants, sit down upon him {keeping your seatbelt fastened at all times, please} facing him,noses barely touching, lower yourself on him, Ill bet he's huge, work him into you,slowly , eyes never leaving each other, grind your sumptous ass round and round, shoving your large, full tits into his face, your hands on either side of his face, and then run the damm questionaire!!!
{that 'll get 'im talkin'} then get the lads and lasses, line them up, and have them do 'im an screw'em, suck 'em an fuck'im,curl his toes, whoops!!there he goes, champagne for everyone, and welcome aboard to all . { you do realize, of course, the champagne is for first class only} And when you have had done with this fellow, and all is mellow, give me a jingle, it sure makes me tingle, to here all the details, the moans and the wails, the dick up your tail, the san quentin quail, I may need some bail!!!
Manhunter, do you have a license to hunt over 50,000 ft? thought not?
You must be punished!!! Bring her 'ere Shmee, and lets see what the wild kingdom is all about!!!

ROL! http://pages.prodigy.net/rogerlori1/emoticons/chairfall.gif
I agree with Hot and Bozi .. you are the most twisted man I ever met!
Hell yes! LOL a questionaire and a physical!
Assume the position, Spread those legs.. Have to search for any hidden weapons

I must be punished? Me?
Oh no my dear I think you should get down on your knees, hands tied behind your back as I take a firm grip of your head and tell you how I want my pussy licked and eaten... and you WILL obey!

or not LOL


I'll take a spanking if you insist. If I whimper will you spank me harder?

ps loved the picture!

 

[Manhunter]

Waves to Bozi
You wicked woman! LOL

I bet you're out trick or treating right now


HOT thank you for the party!



HAPPY HALLOWEEN

 

[imouse]

bozinka and all

This is probably the site I have been waiting a long time for, given that I am a very long time solo masturbator. I didn't know there were other kinds after 1st being introduced many years ago. But even as I write, with interest pleasure and excitement, the thought of sharing about it, taking it out of my lonely place is a bit daunting.

Truth to tell, I have never been able to kid or joke about sex, and I am still bothered by it. Still, this opportunity seems just too perfect for me. Oh, hell, nothing is perfect, but it might come close.

Thanks for the thread.

imouse

 

[WrEcKeD]

hey..
i wanna join, hehe
could someone PM me with details or whatever

thanks

 

[warpedntwisted]

Re: bozinka and all

This is probably the site I have been waiting a long time for, given that I am a very long time solo masturbator. I didn't know there were other kinds after 1st being introduced many years ago. But even as I write, with interest pleasure and excitement, the thought of sharing about it, taking it out of my lonely place is a bit daunting.

Truth to tell, I have never been able to kid or joke about sex, and I am still bothered by it. Still, this opportunity seems just too perfect for me. Oh, hell, nothing is perfect, but it might come close.

Thanks for the thread.

imouse

Glad you found us, imouse, this is a place designed first and foremost for people to be comfortable in, to realize that those who dwell herein are of a caring, considerate nature:
We have to be, you see!!
Being a socially acceptable pervert, deviate, alternative lifestyled
individual, or one who wishes to explore those boundries in a safe
and non threatening environment is not always an easy ship to sail. We of the Bimbo Brig, and the Lust LImo take great pride in the fact that we have fun, cum, and then some with others who feel the same way we do, and need not feel threatened or awkward in pursuit of depravity in all its forms, save the few mentioned in the opening page. Other than that, pull up a chair, get out the lube, get your moter running, and cum to your hearts content with finest lads and lassies what ever came together, but watch out for that HnN, she IS THE Idol of The Islands, The lust in my lechery, And keep a weather eye out for the one called Manhunter, I think thats a whole 'nuther kettle of cutey, that one is. Oh yes, mind your helm when sailing close hauled by The "Divia
Of Discipline" The Lady Of the Lash, The Daughter of the Dildo
Her own self, Shescurious!!! She calls me Timex, cause I takes a whippin' and keeps on Tickin'!!
I just love it when she straps on that big ass dildo and fucks me till i like it!!! Hump!! Er, where was I? Yes,
welcome aboard, your mouseness, stow your gear down below, and report to Sebdre for your fair share of abuse. Fine lad, that!!
However, we must maintain Discipline at all times, and there is no time like the present!!!! SC, my lovely, if I may make so bold, the Captain has been a VERY BAD Laddie, and requires your tender ministrations immediately!!
Stand easy, I'll be in my cabin, should anyone require a stiff dick or a soft pliant tounge, a hand or gland, my door is always open,
except of course when I'm tied up to it, but thats another thing altogether, isn't it!! Shmee, where the hell did I put Bozi
's panties, you know , the ones with the instructions printed on the front??


You'll take note of the posteriet of SC, pic'd below.
I do believe thats HnN on the floor, reporting for fun and games
as part of our ships fitness and exercise program!!

 

[bozinka]

Re: bozinka and all

This is probably the site I have been waiting a long time for, given that I am a very long time solo masturbator. I didn't know there were other kinds after 1st being introduced many years ago. But even as I write, with interest pleasure and excitement, the thought of sharing about it, taking it out of my lonely place is a bit daunting.

Truth to tell, I have never been able to kid or joke about sex, and I am still bothered by it. Still, this opportunity seems just too perfect for me. Oh, hell, nothing is perfect, but it might come close.

Thanks for the thread.

imouse

You're in good company - don't have time to get into it now - but I've been masturbating since, well, before I knew what masturgating was.... mmm... just always needed that release. And boy the fantasies that go with that.... Whoo....

Gotta go - H and son will be back anytime!

 

[bozinka]

Waves to Bozi
You wicked woman! LOL

I bet you're out trick or treating right now

HOT thank you for the party!

HAPPY HALLOWEEN

I was dear - and trust me - I froze my arse off! OMG - the things we do for our children. H took son out for more - while I warm up... mmm, can think of a few yummy ways to warm up!

Nite all!

 

[warpedntwisted]

Dirty nasty fucks indeed!!!

Hey you sexy people you...

You dirty nasty fucks! I bet you are all out getting it on... fucking, sucking, fingering each other.... LOL...

Damn, what fun I miss out on...

HnN - when I get back tomorrow - I got a little something for you... well, and everyone who likes to watch.... *WEG*

See ya all tomorrow!

FUCKIN A, BUBBA!!

And everyone who likes to watch?? Of course I like to watch, beats the hell out of this one fingered typing trip!!!

Am I thinking of you when I fuck her>>?
Of course I am !! and conversely ,..........................................
The real trick, of course, is to speak the wrong name just as you bury your mouth as far up her cunt as it can possibly get, while trilling your tounge on the her clit as fast as a hummingbirds wings, and just pounding the living piss out of the g spot, with your thumb, and your other hand fisted up her ass to the wrist, ah.................................... life is GOOD!!{Doesn't hurt to have someone jerking the cum out of your cock, if your so equipped, either!!!!}

And there she stood, in all her splendor,
and life was good
hugs and mug to The "Bozinka"

 

[warpedntwisted]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Hello, Sebdre and

Cap'n Warpy the whole scurvy lot deserve to be tied with rope and keel-hauled, you whip out the rope and I'll warm up the keel. Bring out the treasures and let us pillage them - yes thats right Boz and HnN get your sultry looks onto Capn Warpy's decks and get scrubbing.

HaH!!! Scrubbing??? Fat chance!! I can't even get them to cook!!

Now, mind you, what they can do with a banana!!!!!!!!!

I mean just look at those layabouts!!

But I would be remiss, did I not mention how HnN can take a man
and turn him into jello with a glance from those eyes, so much fire and light, bore right thru you, to the core, matey, to the core. And should she deign to cause her essence to rain upon you, to wrap you in her arms, to kiss and nibble, to suck and bite, to wrap her strong, sexy legs around you while you are sucked into the vortex of her cuntplace, the walls of which pulsate around your cock like it had a life of its own, so slippery smooth, so cum inducing, and she is NOT afraid to buck her belly up against yours as the monster grows inside her, to writhe around like a snske bitch in heat while all the time wispering in your ear how good your fucking dick feels in her cunt, and how she wants you to pull out before you cum because she just HAS to have your rock hard dick shoved up her ass or she won't suck the cum out of your nuts when you can't hold back any more, and have to have release, she just makes you have to cum, makes you need to cum with her, in her on her for her, she is a women who knows
she knows, and if your smart, you will pay heed to that which she has to share......................................................................

 

[warpedntwisted]

I Mean, Get these two to scrub the bleeding deck!!

Don't send a boy to deliver that message!!{Or me either, for that matter}

You really expect the likes of these two to get down on their knees and ........................ wait a minute , were on to something, I like the "on the knees bit"..................

 

[warpedntwisted]

God Warpy! Your costume is scary!

Costume? What Bloody costume? Those are my jammies!!!
And that ain't no mask, either!!!!

 

[warpedntwisted]

Fuck it, I'm tired and I'm going to

jerk off, go to bed, and dream of having my face buried in SC's ass
I want to lick your ass and tounge it till you just squat on it and play with yourself till you cum!! rolling over, kisses her goodnight, strokes her face gently, and reminds himself how lucky he is .....................................................................

Happy Halloween to one and all, hope the kids all had a safe, funfilled evening, and the parents feet don't hurt to much from walking the monsters and princeses, the spider guys and desperados, witches and warlocks to trick or treat heaven!!!


good night!!

 

[imouse]

WrpedNtwisted Re: bozinka and all

What a Welcum!! Thank you, indeed. I love the attachment as a voyeur, the actual scene isn't for me. I hasten to add that I have been IM with a woman trerminal with cancer, sadly. She is a BDSM facilitator as a sub. Our worlds are miles apart both in fact and mind, but we are very close in spirit. I cannot reveal her name without her permission, but she has quite recently moved to Hawaii, if that strikes a chord with anyone.

Thrilled to be here. I will attempt my part along with you all.

imouse

 

[imouse]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Hello, Sebdre and

Great picture. This is a favorite masturbation fantasy right down or up to the attitude of her face. Other than a woman stroking herself and another woman sucking her clit, it is I -- me-- that wants to do both: stoke and suck while jerking-off. Favorite sought position is to be an assertive sub on my back sucking clit in 69 while masurbating. Even that image can get me off.

imouse

 

[imouse]

warpedntwisted

Fabulous set of pictures, all of them. I saved them in Current, Artistic Drawings, and black&white. Even categories or labels have a way of exciting me.

imouse

 

[imouse]

hotNnasty { 1}

I am a newer here. I suppose you have been asked already, but allow me to: is this a pic of you? Lovely shot, of course. I save AVs in a sep. file. Happy to be here and join you for b'fast. It is 6:20A Los Angeles time.

imouse

 

[imouse]

Ecstasy

Thank you very much for Ecstasy. Really true erotica for this guy. Color drawings are among my favorite fantasies exceded only by black and whites.

imouse

 

[imouse]

Re: Hey, by the way

Warpy: Just staring at that picture allows one-- me -- to image all the befores and afters. Just slowly unpeeling her clothing piece by piece has me wet. I'd love a scene of these.

imouse

 

[imouse]

hotNnasty and warpedntwisted

No offense to others on the thread, but you two have awakened me to a bright and exhilerating day. What a treat for an old time long masturbator. I said earlier I had been "looking" for you guys, only dreaming that I would find you. I don't know if I can meet your lingo standards, but I hope to post some pics & thoughts over the weekend.

But for now, it is all after-glow.

imouse

 

[warpedntwisted]

Re: Miss Cat_leya

I saw your original post and was quite interested. Your expressions of interest and restraint are similar to mine. I have been a life long masturbator and porn reader viewer and some writing. I too prefer to watch, and "talk" one on one. I enjoy Sex for One (the book) and the fact. I enjoy mutual masturbation and shared masturbation both for two only.

For me, the act thought imagery etc are all about self and alone, not about group etc. Although I have been excited by Femme Fatale's Fem ejaculation training. I have and do enjoy reading and viewing of twosomes in wet gold as I have engaged in it as part of masturbation.

I hope this is enough to perhaps interest you in email PM site exchanges and the like. I invite others who may be as inclined as I.

If the thread remains I hope to post some favorite masturbation pictures.

imouse
imouseboy@aol.com

I am sorry to inform you, my dear imouse, that catleya has not posted with us since the 2nd and last time , a long time ago. we no not her whereabouts or her disposition, only that she does not
cum here at all!!
Go with god cum with everyone!!!

I would REALLY< REALLY like to spend some time with this person!!

 

[warpedntwisted]

A hail and hearty WELL DONE

To the " Manhunter" on her 1000th posting!! Sounds like alot of
astoglide to me!!!
Anyone that promiscuous is my kind of people!!!

Why don't you drop my cabin later, MH, and tell me all about your adventures on the boards!!?
I'll help you get the splinters out of your back!!!!!
By the by, my lasivious lecher, do you like to get fucked in the ass??
I only ask because I am DYING to fuck someone in ass right NOW,
and I thought as long as you were stopping by, well..............................

I'll bring the 'glide, you bring the ride

 

[warpedntwisted]

speaking of rides

{With apologies to Skip Spence and the lads from the Grape most Moby}

There she sits a' smokin'
reefer in her mouth

Hair flyin' northwards
as she travels south

Dirty on her Harley
BUT HER NAILS are clean

High windin'
bump n' grindin'

MOTORCYCLE IRENE


Layin' on the Harley

fightin' back the pain
tattooed on her body

there written are the names

of prisons she done time in

and lovers she has seen

High windin' bump and grindin'

OVER 18 IRENE

 

[warpedntwisted]

Re: hotNnasty and warpedntwisted

No offense to others on the thread, but you two have awakened me to a bright and exhilerating day. What a treat for an old time long masturbator. I said earlier I had been "looking" for you guys, only dreaming that I would find you. I don't know if I can meet your lingo standards, but I hope to post some pics & thoughts over the weekend.

But for now, it is all after-glow.

imouse

THOUGHTS ARE FOREMOST, the words come with the cum, so to speak{that was a goodin'} and the pics do the trick!!

God dam am I horny for big fuckin' tits
LUNCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!