masturbation and conversation

[warpedntwisted]

Or, for the more creative,

take the right size cucumber, drill a 9/16 hole thru the center along the length of it, get a 1/2 inch or 12 mm turkey baster,{hard, but not impossible to find, trust me} load it up with Anything your little butt desires, and either relube as you go or, my fav, just as your about to cum, shoot REALLY cold water/astroglide mix up your ass, darling, they will be peeling your little cumjunkie ass off the ceiling for days!!!!!!!! this last one works well with dick in pussy, cumber in the bumber sex too!

or strapon, or hand held, or.....................................................

let me know how these work for you, they have kept me a happy pervert since introduced to me 25-30 years ago!!!!!
PS Stongly suggest refraining from eating for a day or two, or an enema prior to applying the cucumber bit, it can geta little messy!!!!

 

[warpedntwisted]

PleasureME, are you here?

Where are ya, you young blushing virgin you?

 

[warpedntwisted]

I think I fucked up

thePagoo thing, help, oh generously proportioned one!!!

 

[PleasureMe]

Re: I think I fucked up

thePagoo thing, help, oh generously proportioned one!!!

I'm here WNT. LOL, ok let me see if I can help you out.....give me one second and I will send you what you need to put in the sig line.

 

[PleasureMe]

Hon,
Have you already recorded your message? And if so what is your username there?

 

[warpedntwisted]

my thing is

 

[PleasureMe]

OMG you have a sexy voice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Copy and paste this EXACTLY as it is into your signature line:

<a href:"http://www.pagoo.com/signature/yourusername">Wanna hear?</a>

*edited to remove your username from the post.

 

[warpedntwisted]

do you mean in my profile?

or right here, or up my butt, or what????lol

 

[PleasureMe]

LMAO, yes sweetheart, in your profile, in the same box you have the saying "just trying to change this water into wine". Just copy that line exactly as it is and past it into the box in your profile for your signature.

Hehehe I just changed mine so there is a little different message on it now.

 

[warpedntwisted]

I think I've got it

but hold on I'm cummin'

 

[PleasureMe]

Hon you have to include all the little symbols and all the quotation marks from the beginning of this next line to the end:

<a href="http://www.pagoo.com/signature/yourusername">Wanna hear?</a>

edited to remove your username from the post

 

[warpedntwisted]

How cum ?

How cum you have an underline?

I copied exact didn't do it.

what's a vbcode?

 

[PleasureMe]

Re: How cum ?

How cum you have an underline?

I copied exact didn't do it.

what's a vbcode?

vbcode is the code used in this board...its a vbulletin board. As long as it says HTML code is ON, what I put up there should work. Its exactly like what I have in mine but with your username.

 

[PleasureMe]

WOOOHOOOOOO YOU DID IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[warpedntwisted]

Hallalujah, honey, i'm home

thiswas. almost, but not quite, as good as, well, dare i say it, oh what the hell, fukkin an sukkin'.

thanx again,PleasureMe, you are a wonder. its late as hell in ol alabamy, thanx for hangin w/ ol warpy, he is a puter challanged individual!!

cum hard, be well, stay curious, and i expect to see you in the thread!! now put your clothes on and go home!!lol

 

[PleasureMe]

Sweet dreams my friend.

I love anything to do with html or graphics! Wish thats how I
made my living! Have a great night sweetie, I will for sure visit
again

 

[warpedntwisted]

warpy's chingadera is really

warpedntwisted, and warpy is gonna take his sorry tired, beat to shit , needs to cum, smells like monday killed skunk on friday night ass to bed, fred. Buenas noches, mi amigos y amigas, mas tarde por todos, y todos sale chinga yourselves, con gusto y un bueno corazon.

El Warpo de La torneo mas greso

 

[shescurious]

Oh my god!!!

Warpy baby,

Your voice...Ummm I'm wet........I'm dripping....

I do hope you will tell hNn and me what you want to see as you are watching.......

She is such a thorough lover. Touching every part of my body making me scream...Soon it will be her turn......

 

[shescurious]

Ok, question......
How many of us masturbate to our posts and with what?

I for one, because I have students here... print out our stories and take them to my room.
I masturbate a lot to them. Different ways with different moods.
I use my fingers, I use my vibrator most of the time and them of course I have 'Sam' My very wide dildo with the ribbed head. Sam does a lot for me when I'm in the down and dirty slut mode. *RBG*
Right now I still have that picture in my head of Warpy's last post and I'm getting very hot thinking of SC and I together so I think I will stop writing and head for my room
I luv you guys!


I'll be back tonight

I have some unfinished pleasures with SC

I just purchased a new vib last night and I most definately will be trying it out while I read these posts.....It is a beaver. The head rotates and it has a clit stimulator and an anal stimulator on it....

I use just my fingers most of the time. But when I am in the dirty slut mode as you so affectionately call it I use my 7 in vibe. Which I think will be replaced with with my new beaver....I also bought a silver bullet which I use to stimulate my clit. I imagine that will be replacing my fingers. I tried it last night and ahhh......

 

[warpedntwisted]

AND AHH WHAT????

God I love you SC, you need a equipment manager {roadies, we used to call 'em} and Ol Warpy, having been on the road fer nigh unto 12 years in "the biz" hereby sets forward to volunteer> ah yaeh, I Know, to old, to warped, to twisted, that shavetail emark is probably hooking up the power grid even as we speak, dagnabit.!!!!

Jes' a lil sumptin' fer ya, SC darlin', a little somesome fer ya!!

 

[warpedntwisted]

Having always been a shy and socially

passive person?;-)) {who the fuck is he talkin' about} I have no real vision or even the words to describe what I would like to watch as two of my favorite playmates journey off together to the faraway greek isle, but I am sure that however you choose to enjoin yourselves it would be of tenderness, beauty, gentle touching, caressing, lips gliding everywhere, in definite patterns, lips just touching lips, soft and supple, i can only get glimpses of the feelings that flow between you as your eyes lock together, barely inches apart, as your hands caress breasts, cheeks, lips, throat, the look of slight hesitation, the questions asked, without the necessity of the spoken word, the comforting reassurance of being in the arms and heart of one who desires your companionship on a journey both new? and beckoning. Have you found the right companion for this journey? you bet your ya ya you have!!!!!

end part one
{don't worry Warpy ain't goin' mushy on ya, the big vibes and monster enemas and cumin' in each others mouth as you grind your tits up each others wide open slut fuck assholes is in part two

 

[warpedntwisted]

the funny thing is...............................

Every time I go into compupic to get a pic for the two of you, my eye always lands on a 3 way pic? who is #3? I have felt her presence for some time now, just can't put my penis on her, so to speak!!

 

[hotNnasty]

WARPY! WARPY! WARPY!
You have the sexiest voice! WOW! Now I have to go back and read everything again putting your voice to them WOW!


oh, did I tell you about your cucumber?....... you wonderful sicko you (wink)

I have a date tonight and he's gonna be one lucky guy !
I get to have fantasies dancing in my head about all of us and be getting 'stuffed' at the same time. I hope he survives LOLLLL

Picture I'm attaching is for you men to drool over
It's SC and I the morning after our fuck feast
and no...... we don't need any help *wicked grin*

 

[warpedntwisted]

As I settle in the corner

preparing for a rewarding evening of self pleasuring, I take in the wonderful gift my dear friends are about to bestow upon me:
to share from a distance their love making, to hear, see, and feel their journey together, I have a sense of wonderment and grace, to be allowed and trusted, it is a most rewarding, fulfilling
sense; and excites me tremendously on so many levels, my heart, head and cock all surging and rampant , flushed with blood and chemicals, feeling engulfed by the cosmic cunt, and very comfortable indeed.

 

[warpedntwisted]

And SC was just nasty enough to

remind me that she wanted me to tell her what I want to see.!! does she have any idea what lurks in the mind of someone so warpedntwisted. If it is a journey of love and lust, deference and abject depravity, caresses of both lip and lash, a journey from inside her mind to inside her organs, to have her essence plundered and pampered, to cry, out of love, to cry FOR the love of the pleasure/pain pantheon, to taste leather and lips, to swallow her lover and her pride, to be totally emersed in a sensual erotic, sexual tornado and swept up in its power?????

I wonder.?!