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power grid plus generator backups...

ya just can't keep a girl like SC waiting.

Aye captain, we're giving it all she's got, but it just wasn't designed to power the beaver, the bullet, and a 7" straight...dilithium crystals never got such a workout.
 
SC and the Victorian Gard

SCs AV is reminiscent of the old Coke ads...no, dummy, Coca Cola Coke ads....


But me thinks there may be more to the story, a little bird brought me this pic on SC in action...I didn't know what to think...just shocking that our model of victorian virtue was really getting down to business....and all I got was this lousy postcard...
 
Re: Or, for the more creative,

warpedntwisted said:
take the right size cucumber, drill a 9/16 hole thru the center along the length of it, get a 1/2 inch or 12 mm turkey baster,{hard, but not impossible to find, trust me} load it up with Anything your little butt desires, and either relube as you go or, my fav, just as your about to cum, shoot REALLY cold water/astroglide mix up your ass, darling, they will be peeling your little cumjunkie ass off the ceiling for days!!!!!!!! this last one works well with dick in pussy, cumber in the bumber sex too!

or strapon, or hand held, or.....................................................

let me know how these work for you, they have kept me a happy pervert since introduced to me 25-30 years ago!!!!!
PS Stongly suggest refraining from eating for a day or two, or an enema prior to applying the cucumber bit, it can geta little messy!!!!:p

:D :heart: :kiss:
AND, BOYS AND GIRLS, BE SURE TO USE THE "BINFORD MODEL 1000 10" WIDE BODY VIBRATOR ON ALL YOUR ADVENTURES!!!

THE Binford model
' UP YOURS TIM, YOU TURKEY YOU" TURKEY BASTER is the preferred model of professional enema advocates world wide, check your local hardware store, or write to " AL, I'm tired of always having to justify this dildo in my ass BORLAND" and
we'll fix you right up!!!!!
 
Herc, I don't know what time it is

Hercules723 said:
Hi guys
Reintroducing myself here.
Whats happening?

down in Alice springs, but damn son, whats happening is right here, to be read and responded to and jerk off with, and shared, and there I go using AND way to fucking much again.lol!!!!

Stop asking, start writing, you, you, hell, you probably like olivia newton john, fer crissakes!!!!:))) well so do i, with a monster dildo up her ass while she sucks me like the hoover{do they sell hoovers down under, or am i risking a suit for nothing?} i know she can become!!!! Ask ShesCurious about fence sitting, it get damn uncomfortable after 'while, but when she cum down offn' that fence, whoa lawdy, that child of jesus liked' to whup me like the ugly, perverted stepchild that i am, an' got me geggin' {what the fuck is a GEGGIN} BEGGIN, GEGGIN,WHATEVER} fo' MO' an ' MO" all the tiemme!!{Why, I heard it on excellant authority that HnN is personnmaly{SP, this one handed typing ain't all THAT fuckin' easy, you know!!} seeing to Al Borlands recouparation, in the re-runs}
Son, we need all the HEP ME, HEP ME, we can get, thank god those two decided to fall in lust, or 'ol Warpy wouldn't be nothin' but a not so friggin' fond memory by now!!!LOL:))

Stop holding up those pillars, and start holden at least one of those crazy ass magnificent wonders of the universe by the ears or {better yet} let them hold you by an ear or two, they taste like wild mountain honey in spring when the rains have washed away the winter, and the flowers have started to bloom!! And I have heard, but not yet confirmed, that TAKEMEE likes a fresh, young, hard somesome every once in a while, but you'll have to ask her your own self, i'm a little busy at the moment. Say hi to the sheilas for me, back during the war i spent a little time in Aussie land, GREAT women, especially since the 1st RAR was serving with our outfit in country, an ' i was on R+R, no men to get in the way, Brisbane was a hell of a place "back in the Day".
Speaking of Sheilas, I know one, wonder if shes into a little lend lease???????:D :heart: :rose:
 
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Re: power grid plus generator backups...

emark1 said:
ya just can't keep a girl like SC waiting.

Aye captain, we're giving it all she's got, but it just wasn't designed to power the beaver, the bullet, and a 7" straight...dilithium crystals never got such a workout.

I don't care about the friggin crystals, giv'er all she's got, Marky, {and don't give me that 25cent scottish accent"BOOT she NOOO canna STTAND A' STTRAIN, bullshit, i don't care if the entire state of PA goes into blackout, } we are gonna get that {appologies to Ricardo"where the fuck is that midget when you need 'em, Monteblan} Kahn sister from hell off it it's the last thing we do!! the federation's very existance is at stake.!!!!!!{if you ever woke up next to her after a morning of "NO CUM SEE, GI, you'll know what I am talking About}
Warp factor{ Iswear, I DID NOT set that up} 10+1/2" mr Sulu, and plot a course for that dark hairy patch of the universe known as "The CURIOUS CUNT".....................................
{WHERE THE HELL IS THAT SON OF NIPPON, ANY WAY???
Anyone seen HnN?? HMMMM. Here I am, dressed in these rediculous no budget costumes, and HnN is off Teaching the damn navigator the REAL meaning of DEvine wind}

I give the fuck up!!! Put the friggin ' thing on auto pilot, i'm gonna watch Uhura suck some alien cock in the name intergalactic
brotherhood!!!!
Speaking of being held by the ears, I have a friend who is BUILT for that role, he's a little stiff and has green cum, but ..................................................................................................
{watch out for that mind meld line he uses all the time, it really works!!!!!! that mutherfucker has some seriously talented fingers}##$$!#@*&*((%$E#$#*()) {that was the rest of the female part of the crew leaving the bridge to look for a guy with a green dick and a right hand that looks like ^ upside down!!!!!
 
Re: SC and the Victorian Gard

emark1 said:
SCs AV is reminiscent of the old Coke ads...no, dummy, Coca Cola Coke ads....


But me thinks there may be more to the story, a little bird brought me this pic on SC in action...I didn't know what to think...just shocking that our model of victorian virtue was really getting down to business....and all I got was this lousy postcard...

I KNEW SHE LOOKED FAMILIER!!! We used to snort...........nevermind, off coke trays. She usually had awhite mustache, i assumed it was milk, but..............................:p :rolleyes: :devil:
 
Hercules723 said:
Hi guys
Reintroducing myself here.
Whats happening?

Hiya Hercules;)
Why don't you come sit next to me darlin' and I can update you real quick;)
 
Long Wet kisses to SC, Warpy and emark.
I REALLY missed you guys! I'm gone a day and look what's happened!:devil:

*Takes a long yummy look at PleasureMe and Takemee and waves hello* Wish you two where here more often. I have a hell of an appetite:kiss:
 
GOD DAMIT! I hate that when that happens.

Ok it's me that said

Long Wet kisses to SC, Warpy and emark.
I REALLY missed you guys! I'm gone a day and look what's happened!

*Takes a long yummy look at PleasureMe and Takemee and waves hello* Wish you two where here more often. I have a hell of an appetite
 
I had a great time last night! I'm going to go back and stay with him again tonight;)
I have so much to tell you guys. but it can wait. First I want to go back and read in detail all that I missed.

*Rubbing up against SC and kissing the back of her neck.... swaying from side to side to the hypnotic sound of the ocean waves.......
MMMmmmm breathing in the scent of jasmine from her hair.....
softly telling SC how much I want her naked in my arms..... feeling her luscious skin......
caressing her breasts and rolling her nipples around and around between my finger and thumb......*
MMMmmm SC! I get so hot thinking about you. My breasts are swollen and my nipples erect.... I'm pinching them as hard as I can fantasizing that I am with you.

Warpy and emark I'll get to you two later. I want both your cocks very badly. Without a doubt, COCKS are number 1 on my list. I'll talk to you two about that later. I have questions ;)
right now I'm very wet and I'm going to go lay down for a little while and keep this thought with SC and masturbate!
then I'll come back and catch up:kiss: :kiss:
 
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Unregistered said:
Long Wet kisses to SC, Warpy and emark.
I REALLY missed you guys! I'm gone a day and look what's happened!:devil:

*Takes a long yummy look at PleasureMe and Takemee and waves hello* Wish you two where here more often. I have a hell of an appetite:kiss:
Damn, honey, you gonna eat 'em all. ??? save us one or two, will ya.???


"Even when she was just sittin' there, she looked like she was getting ready to devour somebody!!!

From my never to be published book.;) :nana:
 
welcome to Monday , Monday

So, i hope all had a good weekend, i know i did.
Details, HnN, details. how much, how often, how big, how now, brown cow!!!
Listen, Jen 72 has finally given me a call, and she wants to come on board, but may be a little hesitant. give her a shout on the pm or e mail, and let her know she is welcome.{ SC, don't inhale her in one bite, leave a little for everyone!!!lo

PleasureMe is being a little a little coquette, wisking in and out with a little hi, how are ya!!! and then, vamanos!! somebody tackle her, tie her up, and lets get to "know her" a little better.
I'm not afraid of anyone inhaling PleasureMe in one bite, she is a truly luscious BBW, enough for all to feast upon and luxuriate in.
She is a good soul, with a big heart, and GREAT tits, and a saucy, nasty sense of humor just right for this group of perverts-passing -for- people.

Let your freak flag fly, and show us your true colors.!!!!!!!!!!

now, where did I leave HnN hanging, shes around here some place.........................
 
how about we fire this thing up?

Well, the time has cum for all bad ladies and men to stand up and be counted, then be flogged, tickled, tugged, rubbed and hugged as the spirit moves them....


let's finally try again to set up some time to all be on as a group...otherwise, lets just leave the thread to mind itself and be somewhat of a role play /shout out thread as we go.

How about we shoot for 10 pm EST next Tuesday, October 8th. We can meet by posting here on the thread, then try and go off to a chat room if there is any response...

Not sure what time it is where you're at--sometimes I wonder????? check out:

http://www.timezoneconverter.com/

Does anyone have experience with the chat rooms?? Suggestions/thoughts appreciated.

If this seems to early, too late, too whatever speak up. If this idea has wings for regular readers/posters I will send PMs echoing this invite to those folks who PMd their interest on last weeks mass inquiry. From here on out will try and get things organized on the thread to avoid redundancy.

If anyone else wants to try it some other way, time, whatever, please suggest.
 
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bet your sweet bippy. boobie

10am eastern time is fine w/ warpy, I'll be the one in the san remo boots and the formal dress thong with attachments.

Ol Emark finally got the "libido limo " in gear, and off we go.

Yeah, the thread will be what is always been and was designed to be, a place to gather, trade insluts{freudian or what} and just be the link with which we can call "home", be it ever so humble.

looking forward to real time embrace, could get messy and crowded, I like that!!!!!!!:D :rose: :rose: :rose: :kiss: :heart:
 
Oh how I missed you all....

I walk into the room with blinders on. The only person I see is the beautiful hNn. I walk up and wrap my arms around her. I kiss her deeply. "It seems we were both away this weekend. Shall we make it up to them?" I wisper in her ear.

She smiles and wraps her hand in my hair pulling my head back exposing my neck. She licks bites and sucks my neck, ears. She lets go and I remove her shirt. I take first one nipple then the other in my mouth. A moan escapes her lips. My hands roam lower, opening her pants. " I want to taste you."

I look back to see if PleasureMe, Warpy, Mark, Takemee and Hercules are watching. Of course they are. hNn lays on the floor and spreads her legs wide for me. I spread her sweet pussy lips and delve my tongue inside her. I move to her clit flicking my tongue back and forth. I insert two fingers into her pussy hole. Fucking her furiously while I lick and bite her clit. Soon she screams "I'm cumming." I lick all of her juices as she cums.....

:kiss: :rose: :heart: :rose: :kiss: :rose: :heart:
 
Hercules723 said:
Hi guys
Reintroducing myself here.
Whats happening?

Hey Hercules,

I speak from experience. Jump off the fence....I am glad I did...

hNn will most certainly update and initiate you...take her up on the offer.....just remember to share....:kiss: :devil:
 
Emark baby,

That sounds great....I have a tendency to forget though...could you pm me amd remind me that day? Anyone actually....


*waves at PleasureMe and Takemee* I hope to see you more often......
 
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Re: welcome to Monday , Monday

warpedntwisted said:
So, i hope all had a good weekend, i know i did.
Details, HnN, details. how much, how often, how big, how now, brown cow!!!
Listen, Jen 72 has finally given me a call, and she wants to come on board, but may be a little hesitant. give her a shout on the pm or e mail, and let her know she is welcome.{ SC, don't inhale her in one bite, leave a little for everyone!!!lo

PleasureMe is being a little a little coquette, wisking in and out with a little hi, how are ya!!! and then, vamanos!! somebody tackle her, tie her up, and lets get to "know her" a little better.
I'm not afraid of anyone inhaling PleasureMe in one bite, she is a truly luscious BBW, enough for all to feast upon and luxuriate in.
She is a good soul, with a big heart, and GREAT tits, and a saucy, nasty sense of humor just right for this group of perverts-passing -for- people.

Let your freak flag fly, and show us your true colors.!!!!!!!!!!

now, where did I leave HnN hanging, shes around here some place.........................

If you don't want me to inhale her in one bite someone better fill my mouth with something...:devil: :devil: :kiss:
 
Walks in with a big smile on my face:D

Sees Takemee..... OHMY! That puts a whole new meaning to Eat Me! LOLLLL

Eyes PleasureMe and wants to pleasure her :devil:

Big kisses to Warpy , SC and emark:kiss: :kiss: :kiss:


Hmmm Hey you guys........... what are all these power tools doing on the floor? You put on a 'Tool Time' show or something?*giggles*
 
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Re: welcome to Monday , Monday

warpedntwisted said:
So, i hope all had a good weekend, i know i did.
Details, HnN, details. how much, how often, how big, how now, brown cow!!!

Warpy Dear do you think I'm the kiss and tell type?
.................. Yep, you're right;)
I just e'd someone about it let me break it down ;)
I had an unbelievable week-end!

We fucked a whole bunch of times!
Size? Just right! :nana:

Ah, nope, I didn't see a brown cow lolll

He did everything I asked of him except the strap on in his ass. He said a Flat no to that. But, He fucked me in my ass 4 times. I could go on about that forever. It was soo good! We spent the whole week-end fucking in every room of his apt.

I got a banana slid into my pussy after he came inside me and it went in with no problem. He fucked me with it and it started getting mushy so I told him to eat it! He did! YUMMY! it felt really good when he got to the end, he had to suck and bite it out of me. The biting was a new thing. At first his teeth hurt but then it became pleasure and I almost came from it. I would like to do that again ;)
One of the best fucks was in the shower. He bent me over , lubed me up with something (I didn't see the bottle) then he used hair conditioner on my ass and slid into me fairly easy, I was very surprised.
The shower was beating down between us and he kept yanking on my hair calling me a dirty whore bitch until he came. He said it was the best ass fucking he had done. It was certainly the best I had ever had.
ANother time in the living room, I was sucking him very earnestly trying to get him hard again. I was very hot so I stuck a dildo inside me and he watched. He was pleased. I put on quite a show for him and came hard.
You won't believe what he did! he had pulled out of my mouth and his cum shot all over my tits. He reached down, pulled my dildo out, rubs it all over my tits then sucks it off! I sat there with
my mouth open and I was turned on all over again. He looked so nasty sucking his cum off my dildo. It was wonderful! (Mind you this is the same guy that won't give up his ass.)
I truly don't remember ever having sex as good. I know it was from the thrill of the darkside, the freedom. I didn't have to wonder if I did this or did that what he may think of me. I didn't think before I acted. It was awesome.
I fantasized a lot about all of us and our stories to each other, those orgasms were like from the center of my soul.
Hmmm I wonder if he noticed the difference LOL
We talked a while about a threesome the next time we get together.
Tossing it back and forth a MMW or WWM I think we will toss a coin for the first one. We both want it both ways.
One of the rewards I got from this venture was understanding I could have a 'Fuck buddy' We had dated several times. Only had sex a couple of times. We like each other but both know the relationship has no future. We had a good talk before I came home that we have found a level for our relationship that will work perfectly for us. No guilt, no worry about hurting one another. Just good friends that want each others bodies.
It was great!!! I feel like a new person ;)
So, tell me my lovers..........
How was everybody elses week-end?:kiss: :heart:
 
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