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[FunkyPinkBitch]

a we vibe 3 is awesome 4 this.... wanna see?......

 

[Centauri1]

a we vibe 3 is awesome 4 this.... wanna see?......

um who wouldn't want to see...

 

[PaulieJay]

Porn Stars Without Makeup: Before And After Pictures By Melissa Murphy (PHOTOS)

This is why amateur porn is better than the pro stuff, some of these women without makeup are ugh....... LOL

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/...817.html?utm_hp_ref=mostpopular#slide=2206064

http://i.huffpost.com/gadgets/slideshows/285635/slide_285635_2206035_free.jpg?1363020464366


This one looks okay without, but after she looks like her face was photoshopped

http://i.huffpost.com/gadgets/slideshows/285635/slide_285635_2206046_free.jpg?1363020464369


I'm sorry but this after just looks like a man

http://i.huffpost.com/gadgets/slideshows/285635/slide_285635_2206059_free.jpg?1363020464372

 

[PaulieJay]

Happy Friday!!!!!!!!

 

[PaulieJay]

This really isnt the fun, engaging and exciting site I thought it would be

 

[PaulieJay]

Just another bumb

 

[PaulieJay]

So tell me if my story its a good turn on or leads to a good solo session - http://www.literotica.com/s/music-girl-ch-01

 

[PaulieJay]

Just bumping things today

 

[ornitorinko]

A well written story definitley tops the list. Downside is you need the time to sit and read it first.

 

[PaulieJay]

bump......

 

[SoonTseYoun]

A well written story definitley tops the list. Downside is you need the time to sit and read it first.

I agree. But if it is well written, then it should read fast, and then you can get down to business

 

[PaulieJay]

I agree. But if it is well written, then it should read fast, and then you can get down to business

I like ya style, fast & furiously stroking lol

 

[PaulieJay]

Im bumping everything today lol

 

[pfflyerhot]

How about...

... my imagination?
I use my imagination, quite often. Conversations w/certain individuals, written, spoken... in person, or whatever... do inspire me, but I would say... my go-to option is my imagination, and my body. I pleasure myself... because I feel like it.
A mind is a sexy thing to waste.

 

[PaulieJay]

... my imagination?
I use my imagination, quite often. Conversations w/certain individuals, written, spoken... in person, or whatever... do inspire me, but I would say... my go-to option is my imagination, and my body. I pleasure myself... because I feel like it.
A mind is a sexy thing to waste.

Hmmm good answer, meaning I like that. So I guess in conversation your mind can start to run away to places that you find joyful huh. Phone conversations with you must be spectacular

 

[slut4him]

mmmm, nothing like some stories and a nice hot phone call after to make me touch myself

 

[PaulieJay]

mmmm, nothing like some stories and a nice hot phone call after to make me touch myself

Ya dont say huh, hmmmm

 

[Mercury_Maniac]

I pretty much never get the real deal so i view videos a lot and in some rare cases cam to cam.

 

[Thom_the_gleeman]

It all gets me going, but the best are lengthy roleplays, or voice chat which if the mood is right might turn into cam chat...

 

[PaulieJay]

It all gets me going, but the best are lengthy roleplays, or voice chat which if the mood is right might turn into cam chat...

Nice! I didnt even think to add role play or anything like that

 

[Edensgarden]

Voice would be my preferred option. Nothing like his sexy voice whispering dirty thoughts in my ear as I touch myself.

 

[PaulieJay]

Voice would be my preferred option. Nothing like his sexy voice whispering dirty thoughts in my ear as I touch myself.

Ya dont say hmmm, a woman after my own heart, you should check out my audio below & thanks for playing along

 

[jameslewis]

After listening to the audio stories here, just reading isn't enough. If you can't have a real person to play with, at least hearing a sexy voice has to be the next best.

 

[SquirrellyBabe]

Yeah ironically pro porn seems to be more for the amateur m'baters,

After I read this I have to ask; what constitutes an amateur masturbator, or is there such a think as a pro? What are the qualifications, requirements, etc.? Is there a union? (okay, now I'm being facetious).

 

[PaulieJay]

After I read this I have to ask; what constitutes an amateur masturbator, or is there such a think as a pro? What are the qualifications, requirements, etc.? Is there a union? (okay, now I'm being facetious).

Those new to the art form, and yes there is a union