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[Deleted member 1655181]

This is why amateur porn is better than the pro stuff, some of these women without makeup are ugh....... LOL

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/...817.html?utm_hp_ref=mostpopular#slide=2206064

http://i.huffpost.com/gadgets/slideshows/285635/slide_285635_2206035_free.jpg?1363020464366


This one looks okay without, but after she looks like her face was photoshopped

http://i.huffpost.com/gadgets/slideshows/285635/slide_285635_2206046_free.jpg?1363020464369


I'm sorry but this after just looks like a man

http://i.huffpost.com/gadgets/slideshows/285635/slide_285635_2206059_free.jpg?1363020464372

Some of these gals looked a-ok without all the glam make-up. Others were transformed. I'd say this matches my first person, real life experience.

 

[GreyHairLass]

My preferred order:

Literature (Stories/Novels)
Chat (IM/Sexting)
Vids (Amature)

 

[michael2956]

Over the last month or so, I've had some really enjoyable sessions texting with a female friend while stroking. Thank God for the voice recognition feature on my phone.

 

[PaulieJay]

Some of these gals looked a-ok without all the glam make-up. Others were transformed. I'd say this matches my first person, real life experience.

These pics reminded me of why I dont really like or get off to pro-porn

 

[PaulieJay]

For me its:

Literature
tumblr / pics, etc.
IM
Voice

Voice is always great and intense but without a partner in crime
I rely on the other 3 as well as a vivid imagination.

Having a partner in crime is always key but sometimes hard to come by unfortunately

 

[PaulieJay]

Over the last month or so, I've had some really enjoyable sessions texting with a female friend while stroking. Thank God for the voice recognition feature on my phone.

Lucky dude! Keep up the good work lol

 

[darlingmara]

Works best for me to just make it up in my head as I go.

But some of the stories here will definitely do the trick too! Or a particularly interesting chat

 

[PaulieJay]

Im a bumping this one too because I think its just a really good thread

 

[MistressMaggie]

If it is just for Me, I've been enjoying some vintage novels lately.

 

[PaulieJay]

If it is just for Me, I've been enjoying some vintage novels lately.

That's old school

 

[Leigh81]

Lit stories I really enjoy, category depending on my mood. Video would be my second choice.
I enjoy sexy, teasing texts with my husband & a GF. That just heats things up, I don't play while sexting, but it could eventually lead to one of the above 2 choices

L

 

[PaulieJay]

Lit stories I really enjoy, category depending on my mood. Video would be my second choice.
I enjoy sexy, teasing texts with my husband & a GF. That just heats things up, I don't play while sexting, but it could eventually lead to one of the above 2 choices

L

Nice...... and hot!

 

[Okletsgo]

Amateur!

Amateur porn all the way.
The pros are so unrealistic. There's a hysterical thread here somewhere on all the things you can 'learn' from porn- all the cliches- very amusing but sadly accurate.

 

[PaulieJay]

Amateur porn all the way.
The pros are so unrealistic. There's a hysterical thread here somewhere on all the things you can 'learn' from porn- all the cliches- very amusing but sadly accurate.

LOL pro porn always not hot...... & if you scroll through this thread you'll see part of the reason why

 

[tnhardon]

Yes to all options. I would say that video and pics are generally my go to options as they can be found more discreetly and require less time. However, chat (c2c, text or mic) provides a better orgasm for me generally because it is between multiple people.

Literature is my least often used method as it takes longer to get to the good stuff that gets me going, but it can be a nice method if I am not concerned about time.

Being married, I have to hide my masturbatory sessions. I generally take care of business before the wife gets home from work or is gone for an extended period of time. Based on my mood and time available is how I generally decide which method to use.

 

[tnhardon]

Amateur porn all the way.
The pros are so unrealistic. There's a hysterical thread here somewhere on all the things you can 'learn' from porn- all the cliches- very amusing but sadly accurate.

I agree that amateur porn is definitely a LOT better than the pro stuff. Unfortunately there isn't the same volume of amateur as there is pro. There are some good go to places to find the real stuff, but a lot of times it is hard to find some of the better quality homemade porn.

 

[PaulieJay]

I agree that amateur porn is definitely a LOT better than the pro stuff. Unfortunately there isn't the same volume of amateur as there is pro. There are some good go to places to find the real stuff, but a lot of times it is hard to find some of the better quality homemade porn.

Thanks for your input & yeah the amateur stuff is the best stuff on earth

 

[Dreamtalking]

I'd also say reading what other people on here have been up to.

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

I can't vote. Tits is not a choice.

Give me my wife's tits or most any tits and I get hard.
http://i.imgur.com/qM4glVF.jpg

 

[PaulieJay]

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