Melania Trump fails at everything: her movie is a flop, even with Deplorables

[Bray123]

Entire Nation Pulls ‘Melania’ Movie From Every Theater

South Africa has seen the last of Elon 1488 Musk, doesn't need this shit.
https://www.thedailybeast.com/entire-nation-pulls-melania-movie-from-every-theater/

 

[RoryN]

"if this were shown on a plane, people would still walk out."

Fake. But fantastic.

 

[SexyAshley10]

Your information comes from Showbiz 411. The movie hasn't even been released yet. Grow a brain, you half wit.

Have you noticed how this thread always brings out all the half wits. With their brilliant comments, from all the no nothing brainless press. They are so gullible, believing anything that comes their way, without even checking out the facts. I am going to put my real estate ad in, one of those big name news outlets, for the sale of the Brooklyn Bridge and can't wait for the bidding war to start. Got to go! I don't have time to stay for all the brilliant comments, from all the high IQ people. Night Night

 

[Lazaran]

Have you noticed how this thread always brings out all the half wits. With their brilliant comments, from all the no nothing brainless press. They are so gullible, believing anything that comes their way, without even checking out the facts. I am going to put my real estate ad in, one of those big name news outlets, for the sale of the Brooklyn Bridge and can't wait for the bidding war to start. Got to go! I don't have time to stay for all the brilliant comments, from all the high IQ people. Night Night

We look forward to your review of “Melania”…



We. Told. Them. So.

 

[MasterAnimus]

I am sure they don't care - they have banked the bribe... I mean fees and moved on to the next con.

When it comes to con artists, especially the Trumps, you have to assume they have no shame. Whether it was paying a porn star or fleecing cancer charities - as long as they don't have to do the time, they're ok with the shame and guilt that comes with it.

 

[SexyAshley10]

Nice. A thread to let the hateful leftard assholes run rampant. Genius!

Oh yeah, they always come out like the roaches do, when you turn on the lights

 

[Lazaran]

TIL Brett Ratner (the disgraced POS accused by multiple actresses of sexual abuse) directed the “Melania” travesty, because of course he did…



WE. TOLD. THEM. SO.

 

[latecomer91364]

The OP is already well-known to be pig. Melania has been successful in several careers. Independent of DJT, she has a net worth of $43 million.

Does the cunt OP have that?

 

[Wilson23]

Melania's JOB is to be the WH social hostess.

How's she doing with that?

 

[briancamdudetenger2018]

All I know is, Barron and Melania seem to have a very... peculiar relationship.

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[John_von_Neumann]

Melania's JOB is to be the WH social hostess.

How's she doing with that?

I thought Melania's job was White House escort?



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[butters]

South Africa's dropped its planned showings of the movie given the current 'political climate'

 

[eric_erosfan]

Have you noticed how this thread always brings out all the half wits. With their brilliant comments, from all the no nothing brainless press. They are so gullible, believing anything that comes their way, without even checking out the facts. I am going to put my real estate ad in, one of those big name news outlets, for the sale of the Brooklyn Bridge and can't wait for the bidding war to start. Got to go! I don't have time to stay for all the brilliant comments, from all the high IQ people. Night Night

Lol. Okay dude.

 

[RobDownSouth]

Have you noticed how this thread always brings out all the half wits. With their brilliant comments, from all the no nothing brainless press. They are so gullible, believing anything that comes their way, without even checking out the facts. I am going to put my real estate ad in, one of those big name news outlets, for the sale of the Brooklyn Bridge and can't wait for the bidding war to start. Got to go! I don't have time to stay for all the brilliant comments, from all the high IQ people. Night Night

Has anyone ever told you that you brighten a room every time you leave?

 

[Rotadom]

The felon talks politics over his wife at her disaster of a movie that isn't a disaster movie.

https://www.reddit.com/r/therewasanattempt/s/199aCSJDHZ

 

[Rotadom]

Amazon Blocks Mainstream Press From Watching ‘Melania’ Documentary at Kennedy Center

 

[RoryN]

Try finding a movie review today. You can't; there are none. (The one supposedly by Variety is, while hilarious, fake.)

Given that the film's release is set for tomorrow, this is highly unusual.

Wanna know how frightened media outlets are of this admin? You've got your answer.

Amazon Blocks Mainstream Press From Watching ‘Melania’ Documentary at Kennedy Center

Yup.

Should start seeing real reviews tomorrow despite their best efforts, though.

 

[ll74]

Whether you like her or not, it has to suck to travel the country to discuss a biographical movie about herself and have to talk nonstop in defense and admiration of your husband.

Every interview I've seen with her during her promotional tour has been discussing and defending the man.

 

[Rotadom]

 

[BrightShinyGirl]

Whether you like her or not, it has to suck to travel the country to discuss a biographical movie about herself and have to talk nonstop in defense and admiration of your husband.

Every interview I've seen with her during her promotional tour has been discussing and defending the man.

Melania knew what she signed up for. She gets no sympathy from me.

 

[RoryN]

Whether you like her or not, it has to suck to travel the country to discuss a biographical movie about herself and have to talk nonstop in defense and admiration of your husband.

Every interview I've seen with her during her promotional tour has been discussing and defending the man.

From what I've read and heard, might be a push vs talking about herself. She seems like a truly awful person.

Reviews are finally in! Let's enjoy:

"Watching Melania get fitted for expensive clothes in gaudy rooms, or talk up how extravagantly staged she demands her balls be - and both happen a lot in Brett Ratner’s unrelentingly boring feature doc debut - only strengthen perceptions of her as a chilly, lifeless socialite wannabe."

https://screenspace.substack.com/p/the-animated-pics-vying-for-your

 

[RobDownSouth]

From what I've read and heard, might be a push vs talking about herself. She seems like a truly awful person.

Reviews are finally in! Let's enjoy:

"Watching Melania get fitted for expensive clothes in gaudy rooms, or talk up how extravagantly staged she demands her balls be - and both happen a lot in Brett Ratner’s unrelentingly boring feature doc debut - only strengthen perceptions of her as a chilly, lifeless socialite wannabe."

https://screenspace.substack.com/p/the-animated-pics-vying-for-your

She will likely be remembered for her infamous quote "FOCK Greesemus!"

 

[RoryN]

The party has officially started.

Excerpts:

Melania review – First Lady is a preening, scowling void of pure nothingness in this ghastly bit of propaganda​

...Melania focuses on 20 days running up to the second Trump inauguration in January 2025. “Everyone wants to know,” Melania growls in voiceover, “so here it is.” Perhaps her lack of specificity on what exactly people want to know is deliberate. The documentary – with a runtime of 104 minutes – covers everything from the design of place settings and the width of hat ribbons to her excitement for her son Barron’s hypothetical “beautiful family” and sadness at the 2024 death of her mother. “Not a day goes by when I don’t think about my mother,” she laments in the film’s signature voiceover, while the camera holds a shot of the coffin of President Carter. This is American history through the idiosyncratic prism of a woman who is part-puppet of the regime, part-delusional creative, and part-symbol of America’s immigrant community.

“The golden age of America begins right now!” Trump bleats in his inaugural address, while Melania sits behind him, her face twitching unnervingly between pout and smile. Woven through the documentary’s depiction of the events in the run-up to the Trumps’ return to the White House are signs of the film’s strange genesis. Melania’s chief of staff denies a request from Matt Belloni, the entertainment journalist, to hear more about her mysterious Amazon deal. At the banquet dinner on inauguration eve (where guests are served a gold egg and caviar, because, as a sycophantic designer tells the first lady, “white and gold is you!”) viewers will repeatedly spy Amazon proprietor Jeff Bezos alongside other oligarchs like Elon Musk, Mark Zuckerberg and Tim Cook. For the rights to tell this “story”, Amazon paid around $40m, including $28m directly to Mrs Trump. An expensive seat at an expensive table.

To call Melania vapid would do a disservice to the plumes of florid vape smoke that linger around British teenagers. She calls herself a “mother, wife, daughter, friend”, yet is only depicted preening and scowling. Figures like Brigitte Macron and Queen Rania of Jordan appear to bolster Melania’s geopolitical credentials, yet time and again she returns to banal aphorisms. “Cherish your family and loved ones,” she implores audiences, who were, up until then, neglecting their family and despising their loved ones. Trump himself is an instantly more charismatic presence on screen. His scenes offer a relief from Melania’s mask of pure nothingness. Hitting cinemas as the streets of America remain filled with the angry and grieving – with the country on the verge of an irreparable schism – the vulgar, gilded lifestyle of the Trumps makes them look like Marie Antoinette skulking in her cake-filled chateau, or Hermann Göring’s staring up at his looted Monet.

https://www.the-independent.com/art...-trump-movie-review-documentary-b2911108.html

 

[RoryN]

Melania review – Trump film is a gilded trash remake of The Zone of Interest​

(Oh my. Excerpts: )

She glides from the fashion fitting to the table setting, and from the “candlelit dinner” to the “starlight ball”, with a face like a fist and a voice of sheet metal. “Candlelight and black tie and my creative vision,” she says, as though listing the ingredients in a cauldron. “As first lady, children will always remain my priority,” she coos, and you can almost picture her coaxing them into her little gingerbread house...It’s one of those rare, unicorn films that doesn’t have a single redeeming quality. I’m not even sure it qualifies as a documentary, exactly, so much as an elaborate piece of designer taxidermy, horribly overpriced and ice-cold to the touch and proffered like a medieval tribute to placate the greedy king on his throne...It’s dispiriting, it’s deadly and it’s spectacularly unrevealing... “Being awake for 22-hours felt like nothing,” she gushes, which is nice to hear and good for her. But the fun’s not infectious and the guests are a nightmare, and two hours of Melania feels like pure, endless hell.

https://www.theguardian.com/film/20...a-gilded-trash-remake-of-the-zone-of-interest

 

[RoryN]

The Melania Trump Documentary Is a Disgrace​

Excerpts:

...Mostly, Ratner captures his subject walking from liminal place to liminal place in five-inch heels, the camera trailing her like a lap dog. She looks immediately uncomfortable being filmed, an effect that never quite goes away. In voiceover, she opines vaguely about wanting the film to capture her motivations as first lady. “Every day I live with purpose and devotion,” she explains, while we see her being fitted for her inauguration outfit, working with designers to manage the aesthetic of the presidential balls, and interviewing various white women with barrel curls to join her staff. She talks proudly about having, during Trump’s first term, restored the White House Rose Garden (unfortunately since converted by her husband into a paved patio area).

The pace is stultifying. The camera lingers on a designer’s aide who trembles at the task of trimming Melania’s inaugural blouse with scissors. We see the first lady videoconference with Brigitte Macron, her French counterpart, about her Be Best initiative. Halfway through, Ratner picks up what seems to be Melania’s father’s Super 8 camera and never puts it down, so the latter part of the film is studded with grainy handheld scenes of helicopters and Arlington National Cemetery. Trump is inaugurated—Ratner uncharitably includes scenes of a backstage Kamala Harris looking pissed off—and we follow the president and his wife to three balls. Melania shows off her custom-made inauguration gown, stark white with black ribbons overlaying it, a dress that now looks unavoidably like the redacted Epstein files.

https://www.theatlantic.com/culture/2026/01/melania-trump-documentary-review/685829/