Melania Trump fails at everything: her movie is a flop, even with Deplorables

[eric_erosfan]

Lol. 11% on Rottentomatoes.com. But spammed with fake good audience reviews.

Only an idiot would have spent time in a theater to watch this garbage.

 

[eric_erosfan]

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I found Reichguide's Twitter.

Why do incels gravitate towards writing bad fantasy?

 

[DeluxAuto]

They could have saved themselves the box office embarrassment and just streamed the turd.

 

[whiskeytangofoxtrot]

Some of the better reviews of Melania, thank you reddit

Should be considered a war crime!

If Epstein did really kill himself, watching this film may have been why.

If syphillis were a movie.

Like being taken hostage by the taliban!

Watching this movie is like walking through a field of lego with explosive diarrhea!

 

[Wilson23]

Let's keep all this in perspective: For a very long time in Western culture, landing a rich man was the highest success a woman could achieve, and it was much more respectable to get rich that way than by starting her own business.

 

[BrightShinyGirl]

Let's keep all this in perspective: For a very long time in Western culture, landing a rich man was the highest success a woman could achieve, and it was much more respectable to get rich that way than by starting her own business.

Gold-digging whores have never been “respectable”. The only way Melania could salvage her reputation is by demonstrating that she’s genuinely a nice person.

“Hooker with a heart of gold” is a career path.

Unfortunately, she appears to be a nasty piece of work. Rotten to the core.

 

[oryginalny]

First lady’s film ‘Melania’ racks up biggest opening for a documentary in a decade​

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[RoryN]

First lady’s film ‘Melania’ racks up biggest opening for a documentary in a decade​

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PSA: We're good with the movie being financially successful.

It's proof we caused Deplorables so much butthurt re: their Worst Lady that we forced them to pay for a shitty film.

- Sincerely, liberals

 

[Wilson23]

First lady’s film ‘Melania’ racks up biggest opening for a documentary in a decade​

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But that's not enough, is it? Trump's gonna declare war on the Academy if they don't give it an Oscar.

 

[Iluv17]

I think her 70 million dollar net worth and growing will keep her happy for a while. She doesn't seem too worried about what others think. She obviously has more brains than all the communist leftists on this board combined. And BTW, her documentary has taken in more money than any documentary in the last ten years. But keep listening to your media source, they have a proven track record on telling ya'll the TRUTH

 

[Wilson23]

She doesn't seem too worried about what others think.

Then what is the point of this film?

 

[Iluv17]

Guardian reported:

The Hollywood Reporter said that the Brett Ratner-directed documentary defied predictions that it would bomb “based on empty, or nearly empty, seat maps in cinemas across the country”.
The outlet estimated that the film had done well with conservatives in the southern US, specifically women over the age of 55, who made up 72% of the opening-day audience.

The media was wrong again

 

[ll74]

Guardian reported:


The media was wrong again

Lol
Nope

Losing $65 million isn't good

 

[RoryN]

I think her 70 million dollar net worth and growing will keep her happy for a while. She doesn't seem too worried about what others think.

Sure she does.

And, more importantly, so do you.

 

[Lazaran]

PSA: We're good with the movie being financially successful.

It's proof we caused Deplorables so much butthurt re: their Worst Lady that we forced them to pay for a shitty film.

- Sincerely, liberals

And I can’t imagine anyone with even a shred of decency, integrity, or intelligence would be more inclined to vote for DonOld & the MAGAt republicans after watching that basic dysto-pic.

The "Melania" dysto-doc could actually serve as an intervention for some MAGAt women and "men". Like: “THAT is what we voted for???”



We. Told. Them. So.

 

[stxjimmy]

First lady’s film ‘Melania’ racks up biggest opening for a documentary in a decade​

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If you believe that you’re way more stupid than we think.

 

[ll74]

If you believe that you’re way more stupid than we think.

The article is correct.
Ask yourself how many documentaries you've seen in a theater.

 

[stxjimmy]

The article is correct.
Ask yourself how many documentaries you've seen in a theater.

I’m pretty sure in bed with Madonna had more than 6 or 7 tickets sold on weekend one.
And sold being the operative word.

 

[ll74]

I’m pretty sure in bed with Madonna had more than 6 or 7 tickets sold on weekend one.
And sold being the operative word.

Sounds like something you could easily check.

If you wanted to.

 

[Iluv17]

If you believe that you’re way more stupid than we think.

Days the guy who claims 3020 wasnt stolen, says the guy who believed Trump colluded with Russia, says the guy who who believed Trump was involved with Epstein, somehow some way...I could list 100 communist leftist talking points that have ALL been proved wrong! Now me on all you piles of shit, take to the streets and declare civil war. Please, im begging you! After all, you claim the left would kick our asses! Take to the streets,fill your shithole cities with even more shit and watch what happens! Have a nice day!

 

[Wilson23]

Days the guy who claims 3020 wasnt stolen, says the guy who believed Trump colluded with Russia, says the guy who who believed Trump was involved with Epstein, somehow some way...I could list 100 communist leftist talking points that have ALL been proved wrong!

You have not mentioned any yet.

 

[RoryN]

Days the guy who claims 3020 wasnt stolen, says the guy who believed Trump colluded with Russia, says the guy who who believed Trump was involved with Epstein, somehow some way...I could list 100 communist leftist talking points that have ALL been proved wrong! Now me on all you piles of shit, take to the streets and declare civil war. Please, im begging you! After all, you claim the left would kick our asses! Take to the streets,fill your shithole cities with even more shit and watch what happens! Have a nice day!

You seem upset.

Is it because your banned account was a better screen name? 'Cause this one is really stupid.

 

[Wilson23]

Now me on all you piles of shit, take to the streets and declare civil war. Please, im begging you! After all, you claim the left would kick our asses! Take to the streets,fill your shithole cities with even more shit and watch what happens! Have a nice day!

Will this do?

 

[stxjimmy]

Days the guy who claims 3020 wasnt stolen, says the guy who believed Trump colluded with Russia, says the guy who who believed Trump was involved with Epstein, somehow some way...I could list 100 communist leftist talking points that have ALL been proved wrong! Now me on all you piles of shit, take to the streets and declare civil war. Please, im begging you! After all, you claim the left would kick our asses! Take to the streets,fill your shithole cities with even more shit and watch what happens! Have a nice day!

First word spelt wrong and downhill after, 3020 wasn’t stolen, trump did collude with Russia they held a meeting in trump tower.
I’m looking forward to your list of 100 talking points.
Wtf does “now me on all you piles of shit” mean.
There should be a place somewhere for illiterate half wits, just not on a discussion board.

 

[Iluv17]

You seem upset.

Is it because your banned account was a better screen name? 'Cause this one is really stupid.

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Lol upset?Oh you old basement fag, you have no idea how much fun it is to watch Trump and Company take down the D-party and fulfilling his promise to his people. There really isn't ANYTHING to be the least bit upset about. And its only getting better and better as each day passes! It really is fantastic to watch and be a part of! And the best thing.....you will NEVER have the feeling we all do! TRUTH