Men: Have you ever....

[HedonArtist]

I have to say, considering I haven't even contemplated this before, I am amazed at the affirmative responses. And also very intrigued about how WinterBlueAbby's mind works.

 

[WinterBlueAbby]

Heh heh My mind comes up with wonderful thoughts and ideas sometimes.

I love the responses! I thought the watermelon to be the most exciting...especially when you can carve your own hole. The grapefruit is an interesting choice as well- I bet the sensations with that are a little stronger than the watermelon.

I was just curious if there was anyone else out there that had considered food for masturbatory pleasures. I mean, I have seen the "Women, what is your favorite vegetable" threads...but never have I seen this.

Of course the preferable fruit would be of a woman; I realized that when I asked. I also know that we were all young once (or still are at heart) and were imaginative in their exploration. And I have to admit, reading the responses was a bit of a turn-on. Keep them coming!

 

[WinterBlueAbby]

Once
A late August afternoon
I was young
horny as a goat
rigid as a frozen rope

There was this bee hive
the Oak Tree's knotted hole hid the nests warmth

I slid in
they came a buzzin

I pulled out
They came out

I ran like the Dickens
erection floppin in the waning August sun

LOL! That was great!

 

[KinkyMichigan]

I believe the only thing that I had tried was an orange. I read somewhere on line that that was a good fruit for masturbation purposes (Don't ask me how I stumbled across it! lol) It was a while ago, but I think I peeled it and then opened one of the ends and just went at it. It wasn't too bad, though quite cold. I should have let it warm a little first...

 

[jcED8723]

A sexy lady of my acquaintance once added my cream to her coffee and drank it in front of me ...

my wife made me do this at a coffe shop. she wanted the special kind of cream. this was very exciting for both of us. my sister in law was with us and at a point she almost drank from my wifes coffe, without she knowing. she was able to take it away from her. we couldnt stop laughing afterwards. although the thought of my sis inlaw drinking my special coffe was on my mind the whole night.

 

[misfortunex]

i am so never going to dinner at "his" again.....

 

[pedicur8her]

Actually, a warm jar of chocolate fudge feels incredible ...

Now THAT is what I am talking about! As wonderful as that feels, I am sure one cleaning it off of you enjoys it just as much!

Any ladies with a sweet tooth desiring the visual can look here:

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=690570

 

[AnitaMann]

Helllooooooooooooooooooooooooo? What happened to you?

 

[miaction69]

i'd like to watch some of these in real life