James G 5
Holding Lit together
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PrettyKitty427 said:indeed, why DO you know this?
You asked...
Once upon a time when I was 18, after being painfully dumped I got really drunk & decided it would be a good idea to take a road trip to my family property in NC and do a little camping
In November
On the side of a mountain
So I sat in the rain & cold outside for 3 days, got horribly ill, and came home to lay in bed for a few days
I developed this hideous blotchy redness and itching all over my crotch
At first, I thought I'd gotten chiggers on the mluntain
Then, I thought said break-up girl had given me crabs or the like
Finally, I broke down & went to the Dr.
As I stood there, pants around my ankles and my package in the Dr's gloved hands, I said "Well Doc, is it VD?"
He laughs and says "No, you got CROTCH ROT....hell, good thing you came in, or it could've fallen off"
Great bedside manner, huh?
Turns out from the dampness and being in the same clothes for 3 days I'd picked up the fungus
I had to spend a couple of weeks smearing cream all over it *sigh*
