So there he was, standing alone on the street several blocks from his house. He sighed, wondering just how crazy Anya was really being about her security. He suddenly couldn't wait for the prom and to have the cat be out of the bag, that way this weird shit could stop. What started out as a desperate prom date request was becoming so much more than he ever expected.
As he walked he thought about things. What Anya was ultimately doing to him, why Cassie was suddenly acting all weird (despite what she said in the bathroom it was weird to have that come out so suddenly, not to mention her boyfriend showing up to clobber him one), and how badly it sucked to walk twelve goddamn blocks in wet clothes.
None of it made any sense. Anya seemed to like him one moment, so much so that she would be naked with him, kidding on him, then just like that she was cold as ice and often leaving him to wallow in his own sexual frustrations. Did she even have a lebido? There was no way she could be getting worked up to horny levels, only to pump the breaks on it like that.
In front of Jake's house was a news van, not just any news van but a TMZ news van. Jake blinked and his step faltered. Why were they here? No wonder Anya didn't take him all the way home, the paparazzi were now in town. This was getting ridiculous. All he ever wanted was a fucking prom date. That's it? Was it too much to ask that a guy just have a normal fucking date?
The sight of the van angered him and he stormed into the house. His mom asked him what was wrong and Jake just shook his head, "Women are CRAZY!" He shouted, and stormed to his room.
His phone was back to full charge and he turned the device on then immediately grabbed a set of clean clothes and headed in to take a nice cold shower. As he washed himself he thought more, and wondered what the fuck he was doing. Why was he letting himself go through this? Despite everything that happened, he really didn't think Anya was going to sleep with him, and she really didn't have any reason too. All he knew was that he would take her to prom, but he was even doubting that.
Maybe he needed to distance himself from her. Just make it about the prom and nothing more. That way there was no way for either of them to get in trouble. Anya wouldn't have to risk being seen with him, which she clearly didn't want. And he would have to suffer through the giant levels of cock teasing she put him through before the prom. Then he could take her to prom, have a few dances, and part ways.
Maybe that made the most sense.
If Anya hadn't said yes to this date, Jake would have a date with Cassie. He knew he would have agreed to go with her when she caught up with him back at the Denny's. Hell even if he had said no there, he probably would have caved back at the pool party and he wouldn't be a virgin anymore. He would have fucked Cassie and it would have made the bruise on his forehead worth it.
Now all he had was a mild concussion, and blue balls. Neither of which he appreciated.
As he walked he thought about things. What Anya was ultimately doing to him, why Cassie was suddenly acting all weird (despite what she said in the bathroom it was weird to have that come out so suddenly, not to mention her boyfriend showing up to clobber him one), and how badly it sucked to walk twelve goddamn blocks in wet clothes.
None of it made any sense. Anya seemed to like him one moment, so much so that she would be naked with him, kidding on him, then just like that she was cold as ice and often leaving him to wallow in his own sexual frustrations. Did she even have a lebido? There was no way she could be getting worked up to horny levels, only to pump the breaks on it like that.
In front of Jake's house was a news van, not just any news van but a TMZ news van. Jake blinked and his step faltered. Why were they here? No wonder Anya didn't take him all the way home, the paparazzi were now in town. This was getting ridiculous. All he ever wanted was a fucking prom date. That's it? Was it too much to ask that a guy just have a normal fucking date?
The sight of the van angered him and he stormed into the house. His mom asked him what was wrong and Jake just shook his head, "Women are CRAZY!" He shouted, and stormed to his room.
His phone was back to full charge and he turned the device on then immediately grabbed a set of clean clothes and headed in to take a nice cold shower. As he washed himself he thought more, and wondered what the fuck he was doing. Why was he letting himself go through this? Despite everything that happened, he really didn't think Anya was going to sleep with him, and she really didn't have any reason too. All he knew was that he would take her to prom, but he was even doubting that.
Maybe he needed to distance himself from her. Just make it about the prom and nothing more. That way there was no way for either of them to get in trouble. Anya wouldn't have to risk being seen with him, which she clearly didn't want. And he would have to suffer through the giant levels of cock teasing she put him through before the prom. Then he could take her to prom, have a few dances, and part ways.
Maybe that made the most sense.
If Anya hadn't said yes to this date, Jake would have a date with Cassie. He knew he would have agreed to go with her when she caught up with him back at the Denny's. Hell even if he had said no there, he probably would have caved back at the pool party and he wouldn't be a virgin anymore. He would have fucked Cassie and it would have made the bruise on his forehead worth it.
Now all he had was a mild concussion, and blue balls. Neither of which he appreciated.