Misquote the person above you AGAIN

[yowser]

They used caterpillars from their deck or land, I think, and destroyed a lot of trips that way.

Always amazing how exotic drug experiments went during the old days.

 

[TiberiusPrime]

Always amazing how erotic dog experiments went during the weekdays.

So one in the hand is worth two in the bush?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

No one in the band is worth twice that much.

Well, maybe if they managed to play in tune.

 

[Actingup]

Well, maybe if they managed to get all the writing credits.

I know, right? Roger Waters splitting ‘Pigs On The Wing’ royally screwed Gilmour’s efforts on ‘Dogs’

 

[Tio_Narratore]

I know, right? Roger was sporting wigs on his wang; totally screwed Gil’s major effort on Dags.

Talk about kinks!

 

[yowser]

Talk about drinks!

Probably not the best idea at an AA meeting.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Probably not the beast I see at an AA meeting.

Pink elephant? Maybe you shouldn't have one for the road on your way to the meeting.

 

[yowser]

Pink prophylactic? Maybe you should have fun on the road on your way to the meeting.

My wacky girlfriend's choice. Although I've always found sex and driving a dangerous combination.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

My wack-off friend's choice. Although I've always found Tex and diving a dangerous combination.

I guess if you don't cum quickly enough, you could drown.

 

[D_K_Moon]

Cleavage is fine

Boobage, no one told me there would be boobage available

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Bobby, no one told me there would be bondage available!

No one ever expects a tie game.

(D. K. Moon - you came into the game at page 1 from 2017; we're on page 196 now.)

 

[TiberiusPrime]

No one ever expects a Monty Python skit at an inopportune time.

(D. K. Moon - you came into the game at page 1 from 2017; we're on page 196 now.)

I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay!

 

[D_K_Moon]

I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay!

Flapjacks for brekkie! Ahhhh!

 

[Actingup]

Flappers for brekkie! Ahhhh!

Nothing like some jazz dancing to start the day with a smile.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Nothing like some jizz dancing to start the day with a smile.

Is that what they're calling pocket pool now?

(D. K. Moon: You're supposed to edit the previous post to how you 'misheard' it and then comment on your mishearing. Take a look at some of the other entries. It's the 'mishearing' that makes this game amusing.)

 

[D_K_Moon]

There's a twat in the pool now?

(D. K. Moon: You're supposed to edit the previous post to how you 'misheard' it and then comment on your mishearing. Take a look at some of the other entries. It's the 'mishearing' that makes this game amusing.)

Do we know if it's new or used?

 

[AlexBailey]

Hoo-wee! I know you’ve been used?

Oh, does it really show?

 

[D_K_Moon]

Does it really slow!

Yes, ma'am I does it slow, fast, and fancy fukkin', too!

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Yes, madman; I loves a long, fat, and fanny fukkin' tool!

Well, you ain't gettin' mine, bro.

 

[yowser]

Well, you ain't gettin' pine, bro.

Maybe try for more expensive teak?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Maybe try for a more extensive peek?

You voyeurs always want to see more!

 

[Actingup]

You voyagers always want to see more!

Let's set sail for the undiscovered lands!

 

[D_K_Moon]

For sale, undiscovered swamp lands!

What can possibly go wrong with this?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

What can passersby do wrong with Sis?

Just read the fetish forum to find out.

 

[Cacatua_Galerita]

Just rail the Finnish fjord to find out.

I’m guessing that’s a euphemism for Henrik’s perse halkeama?