Misquote the person above you AGAIN

[WCSGarland]

What did you expect with that impressive ass of hers?

The burro is a smart animal and will usually bond well with its caretaker.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

El Zorro is a smart alpha male and will usually bind his captives well.

Given his outfit and that whip, I always figured he was into nc BDSM.

(The idea is to "mishear" the post and edit it to how you "misheard it." Then you comment on your "mishearing." Take a look at how I "misheard" your post about the burro.)

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Given his outfit and that whip, I always figured he was into nc BDSM.

(The idea is to "mishear" the post and edit it to how you "misheard it." Then you comment on your "mishearing." Take a look at how I "misheard" your post about the burro.)

Given his outfit and his hip, I saw he was disfigured from BDsm.

But I couldn’t figure out how the bed caught in fire!!

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Given his outfit and his hip, I saw he was disfigured from BDsm.

(Then you're supposed to comment on your mishearing.)

 

[AlwaysDancing]

(Then you're supposed to comment on your mishearing.)

Thanks. Edited.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Given his outfit and his hip, I saw he was disfigured from BDsm.

But I couldn’t figure out how the bet got him fired.

He bet that the boss's wife was cheating, and then made sure he won.

 

[yowser]

I bet that the boss's wife was cheating, and then I made sure she's fun.

Sounds like the office politics suddenly got more exciting!

 

[WCSGarland]

Sounds like the official ticks suddenly got more exciting!

I don't think blood sucking ticks are all that enticing!

 

[Tio_Narratore]

I don't think blondes sucking dicks are all that enticing!

Sounds like you may be on the wrong web site, fellah!

 

[yowser]

Sounds like you may be on the bong web site, fellah!

Well at least it's legal in a good number of American states these days.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Well at least a little gal in a good number of Amnesiac states these days.

I guess it's for the best that she doesn't remember you.

 

[WCSGarland]

I guess it's for the best that she doesn't dismember you.

On the brighter side, your lover's name is not Lorena.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

On the brighter side, your lover's mane is hot, Lorena.

A well-groomed head of hair can make up for a lot of faults in a man.

 

[yowser]

A well-formed head of beer can make up for a lot of malts in a can.

For most craft beer, it's the hops that matter.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

For most crafty seers, it's the hopes that matter.

Unfortunately, those charlatans exploit the dreams of the clients they dupe!

 

[Rustyoznail]

Unfortunately, those charabancs exploded the dreams of the clients they carried!

Using open coal heaters near the fuel tank will do that.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

You sing Offenbach? Cool! Theater-goers from the Left Bank will love that.

Is that music hot again?

 

[yowser]

Is that lunatic hot again?

Some of these crazy pop stars take a break but come back to rock your socks off.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Some of these cherry pop tarts for breakfast come back to rot your cocks off.

Have you been listening to RFK Jr.?

 

[yowser]

Have you been listening, Mr. WTF Jr.?

I rather think I've been quite attentive, bozo.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

I rather think I've seen a quite intensive boner.

It could be mine; I've been ogling some really hot women here.