Monkey_Face

[Recidiva]

This is how the world ends
This is how the world ends
Not with a bang
But an, "Awww, I just, I just can't be mad. I want one!"

"Oh come on! It's the end of the world! Put away those lighters, the beach balls are tacky! Is that a keg?!"

 

[Monkey_Face]

"Oh come on! It's the end of the world! Put away those lighters, the beach balls are tacky! Is that a keg?!"

"This is going on your permanent record! Yes, I'm fully aware of the implications of the word permanent in the face of impending doom, I just don't think this occasion is appropriate to either nay nay or whip it!"

 

[Recidiva]

"This is going on your permanent record! Yes, I'm fully aware of the implications of the word permanent in the face of impending doom, I just don't think this occasion is appropriate to either nay nay or whip it!"

You're the dad of a living Goddess. It's going to be cool for about 45 seconds. By the time that Katamari makes it over to the East Coast I'm probably just getting crushed in my sleep, so...

She's still just so damned cute even if she didn't have a good nap that day.

 

[Monkey_Face]

The East Coast gets all the benefits.

You get to spoil game of thrones on twitter.

You can leave your state without driving through a desert.

You get to be crushed at convenient, non-terror inducing times during the apocalypse.

Why must time favor you so?

 

[Recidiva]

The East Coast gets all the benefits.

You get to spoil game of thrones on twitter.

You can leave your state without driving through a desert.

You get to be crushed at convenient, non-terror inducing times during the apocalypse.

Why must time favor you so?

Wait, you could drive North and not hit a desert!

Route 66 though, and you are screwed, it is true. "300 miles until next gas" is kinda upsetting. I've gone thataway too many times.

We made a deal with Japan. A very bad deal. They got all our catastrophe and we laughed.

It was kinda mean, really, but what do you expect from a place that "bought" an island with some beads?

I'm not proud, but I am smug.

 

[Monkey_Face]

She Who Will Sing The Song That Ends The Earth has awoken.

I must fetch applesauce.

It was nice talking to you again!

 

[Recidiva]

She Who Will Sing The Song That Ends The Earth has awoken.

I must fetch applesauce.

It was nice talking to you again!

Always, always nice. And strange. And applesaucey with occasional notes of cheese crackers.

*hugs*

 

[eyer]

The thread: Crimes of Passion

The thread question: "Commit any?"

Recidiva the Sex Offender's Own Words Verbatim:

Recidiva the Sex Offender

"Carnal involvement with a minor, I imagine, in my case."

Recidiva the Sex Offender

"There was a guy I knew on the internet when I was in my 20s. Good gamer, tough talker, smart and funny. Ran a BDSM bondage sideline of cyber. The kinda guy that who when someone was threatening to come to my house and rape me, would say "Hah. Tell him you don't think he could get you off."

He had a cover story that he was in his 30s but had confessed to one nice lady that he was only ** or so at the time. He and I became involved online and although I knew he how old he was, he didn't confess it for a few months, after which time I just said "Yes, I know."

I did get to meet him when his family traveled near to where I live, we met and fooled around a bit in the front seat of a car. I think he was ** at the time.

Seriously, I couldn't have corrupted this guy, if anything I rehabilitated him."

Recidiva the Sex Offender

"Mid to late 20s if I recall correctly."

Recidiva the Sex Offender

"Well, he was one of the guys I was messing around with at the same time, probably one in six."

Recidiva the Sex Offender

"I had a roleplay relationship with him"

Recidiva the Sex Offender

"...was it still outside of what is considered lawful? Yes."

Recidiva the Sex Offender

"Do I think I could have been charged with a crime? Yep."

Recidiva the Sex Offender

"If my daughter or son had a relationship with a person that much older, would I freak out? Hell yes."

 

[Recidiva]

Awww, eyer, he left.

You could ask him about how I prey on young men.

Dammit, that would have been fun.

 

[kbate]

I saw you and Kbate posting and I won't lie, there were many failed password attempts. But my determination, grit, and deep knowledge of favored childhood pets paid off.

That all sounds great! Congrats to all! Indonesia sounds fun.

The tiny human is currently napping. Recently she has mastered the art of hiding my keys and realizing that crayons write on everything, not just paper. Next: the world.

To be honest, I'm not really posting. What I'm doing is more of a hit-and-run designed to say hello to the 3 or 4 people who remain here and remain interesting.

(not that cunt Fata, but Reci, smiley, et al, etc, ad infinitum.)


edit: the mark of the beast will be in crayon. I swear this to be true.

 

[Recidiva]

To be honest, I'm not really posting. What I'm doing is more of a hit-and-run designed to say hello to the 3 or 4 people who remain here and remain interesting.

(not that cunt Fata, but Reci, smiley, et al, etc, ad infinitum.)


edit: the mark of the beast will be in crayon. I swear this to be true.

There are at least...seven interesting people occasionally here, if someone posted more it might make it to eight.

 

[Monkey_Face]

Awww, eyer, he left.

You could ask him about how I prey on young men.

Dammit, that would have been fun.

It's true.

I've seen many a strapping lad follow a trail of Xbox controllers and burritos into your lair where you assumed your spider form and consumed them.

 

[Monkey_Face]

To be honest, I'm not really posting. What I'm doing is more of a hit-and-run designed to say hello to the 3 or 4 people who remain here and remain interesting.

(not that cunt Fata, but Reci, smiley, et al, etc, ad infinitum.)


edit: the mark of the beast will be in crayon. I swear this to be true.

That makes sense; positively identify target, get in, get out, if any bystanders get in the way so be it.

Kbate: the predator drone of lit posting.

 

[Recidiva]

It's true.

I've seen many a strapping lad follow a trail of Xbox controllers and burritos into your lair where you assumed your spider form and consumed them.

It's a drachnid form. Spiders are for scrubs.

http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/eq2/images/5/51/A_drachnid_enthraller.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20090612031448

 

[Monkey_Face]

I prefer the Jorogumo, myself.

Just seems like it has class.

 

[Recidiva]

I prefer the Jorogumo, myself.

Just seems like it has class.

Oh hell yeah. I can get my predator vibe going on with that. Plus kimonos.

 

[Monkey_Face]

Oh hell yeah. I can get my predator vibe going on with that. Plus kimonos.

Everybody loves kimonos.

It's amazing there aren't more female human/spider hybrids running around just for the outfits.

 

[Recidiva]

Everybody loves kimonos.

It's amazing there aren't more female human/spider hybrids running around just for the outfits.

Yeah, I can't think of many. I didn't even know about the Kimono one until now. The other one is from Everquest so it doesn't really count except in a retro pop culture way.

Women being referred to as black widows if they are murderesses doesn't seem to have an outfit that goes with it.

 

[Monkey_Face]

Yeah, I can't think of many. I didn't even know about the Kimono one until now. The other one is from Everquest so it doesn't really count except in a retro pop culture way.

Women being referred to as black widows if they are murderesses doesn't seem to have an outfit that goes with it.

Black and red seems an obvious color pairing.

Though personally if I were to design a sexual-canibalism based wardrobe I'd probably look to the mantis.

 

[Recidiva]

Black and red seems an obvious color pairing.

Though personally if I were to design a sexual-canibalism based wardrobe I'd probably look to the mantis.

That's technically accurate but a lot less alluring.

On the other hand, mantids have things called simple eyes and that means they have two real eyes and three simple eyes. FIVE EYES.

Getting into Shelob territory, hard to imagine the seductive component there.

My son freaked me out letting me know that bit. I had clearly thought I knew how many eyes those fuckers had. Would have lost the house had I been compelled to bet on it.

 

[Monkey_Face]

That's technically accurate but a lot less alluring.

On the other hand, mantids have things called simple eyes and that means they have two real eyes and three simple eyes. FIVE EYES.

Getting into Shelob territory, hard to imagine the seductive component there.

My son freaked me out letting me know that bit. I had clearly thought I knew how many eyes those fuckers had. Would have lost the house had I been compelled to bet on it.

It's always disconcerting when something has more eyes than you originally thought.

Extra ears? That's just awkward.

Extra noses? Inconvenient.

Extra eyes? HOLY SHIT KILL IT WITH FIRE

 

[Recidiva]

It's always disconcerting when something has more eyes than you originally thought.

Extra ears? That's just awkward.

Extra noses? Inconvenient.

Extra eyes? HOLY SHIT KILL IT WITH FIRE

It was a real betrayal. I went through several biology classes and nobody bothered to say "FIVE FUCKING EYES!"

That'd be the first damned thing I said if I got a Biology class.

Some people and their priorities.

 

[Monkey_Face]

It was a real betrayal. I went through several biology classes and nobody bothered to say "FIVE FUCKING EYES!"

That'd be the first damned thing I said if I got a Biology class.

Some people and their priorities.

The quality of our education system is apalling. Do you know how many kids can even locate Mt. Doom on a map?

 

[Recidiva]

The quality of our education system is apalling. Do you know how many kids can even locate Mt. Doom on a map?

I did see where someone had taken some sort of poll where at least 40% or something thought that the battle of Helm's Deep was a historical event somewhere in Europe.

Awesome.

 

[Monkey_Face]

I did see where someone had taken some sort of poll where at least 40% or something thought that the battle of Helm's Deep was a historical event somewhere in Europe.

Awesome.

That is pretty great.

Personally, I think the world could do with a little more fake history.

"...and that's how Kvothe turned the battle of Gettysburg."