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[lily_wall_]

I made the mistake of googling whale penis and was given this tidbit. A blue whale ejaculation averts average 20 liters And that gets us into a whole nother kink.

Can't we go back to exhibitionism or something else I like?

Google must be thinking we're the same person

 

[Bramblethorn]

It's amazing how erotic that scene is, considering it's from a movie made in 1933. That was right before the Hays Code was implemented, and movies under that Code became more conservative in what they could show for the next thirty years, until the 1960s busted everything open.

Yeah, pre-Code film-making got wild. People tend to imagine that there's just a steady increase in permissiveness in film-making but that's definitely not true.

It's not just explicit sex and violence; 1930s film had a lot of stories about women committing adultery without being punished for it in the kind of way that many viewers would expect even today. Take something like "Red-Headed Woman" and imagine the reaction if you wrote that as a LW story...

 

[NuclearFairy]

I dont like whales either. Whales ejaculate 40 gallons of semen every time. And we wonder why the ocean is so salty. Imagine how much fresh water we could have had if only whales werent horny all the time

Yes, but how much plankton does that much semen feed?

 

[anthrodisiac]

Well now you guys just want to make me write a blue whale anthro cum inflation story just for kicks.

Damn, this thread is clearly an aphrodisiac to my plot bunnies, they're pumping out babies like crazy.

 

[old_prof]

Google must be thinking we're the same person

I'm laughing because I went to read your bio. One of the two main characters in my recent novel (Friendly Advice) is named Lily coincidentally. And there is definitely some overlap in the two of you. Major differences, but sisters in parallel universes or something.

 

[NuclearFairy]

Damn, this thread is clearly an aphrodisiac to my plot bunnies, they're pumping out babies like crazy.

Did you know that rabbits will get reproductive cancer if they don't breed often enough? So really all we're doing is helping to keep your plot bunnies healthy.

 

[anthrodisiac]

I'm laughing because I went to read your bio. One of the two main characters in my recent novel (Friendly Advice) is named Lily coincidentally. And there is definitely some overlap in the two of you. Major differences, but sisters in parallel universes or something.

My worst nightmare: my characters signing up for the forums I frequent.

 

[lily_wall_]

I'm learning more about animals on this thread than I did in school

 

[anthrodisiac]

Did you know that rabbits will get reproductive cancer if they don't breed often enough? So really all we're doing is helping to keep your plot bunnies healthy.

There are not enough heart emojis for this. However, due to recent emoji-rationining, I am only allowed to give you:

 

[NuclearFairy]

There are not enough heart emojis for this. However, due to recent emoji-rationining, I am only allowed to give you:

Of course, it's always possible that that shelter was at least exaggerating the facts to get my mom to spay her rabbit. I've never thought to fact check this before.

 

[anthrodisiac]

I'm learning more about animals on this thread than I did in school

The amount of research that some non-human (and particularly anthro) authors here put in is nuts.

And not-infrequently about nuts.

 

[NuclearFairy]

Okay, I just went and looked it up. Ovarian cancer in unspayed non-breeding females is around 80-85%. While testicular cancer among unneutered, non-breeding males is at 1.93-1.94 percent. I mean, that doesn't seem high, but in humans the risk of testicular cancer is .4 percent. So...

 

[anthrodisiac]

Okay, I just went and looked it up. Ovarian cancer in unspayed non-breeding females is around 80-85%. While testicular cancer among unneutered, non-breeding males is at 1.93-1.94 percent. I mean, that doesn't seem high, but in humans the risk of testicular cancer is .4 percent. So...

FUCK! Plot bunny!

Bunny girl breeding farm as a medical service...

"Hey, Barbara, what are you up to today?"
"Hey, Sally. Nothing much, just going in for my routine breeding in the morning. And then I'm going to get my fur done, then Bunco night with the girls."
"Oh, I hope you get Iggy. He's dreamy."
"Didn't you hear? Iggy's out on paternaty leave."
"Again? Gods, when are they ever not out on paternaty leave?"
"Seriously. I think it's just the new guy, Paul. Everyone else has to help take care of their 2000 kids."

 

[NuclearFairy]

FUCK! Plot bunny!

Bunny girl breeding farm as a medical service...

"Hey, Barbara, what are you up to today?"
"Hey, Sally. Nothing much, just going in for my routine breeding in the morning. And then I'm going to get my fur done, then Bunco night with the girls."
"Oh, I hope you get Iggy. He's dreamy."
"Didn't you hear? Iggy's out on paternaty leave."
"Again? Gods, when are they ever not out on paternaty leave?"
"Seriously. I think it's just the new guy, Paul. Everyone else has to help take care of their 2000 kids."

I mean, you'd think that after a bunny girl had as many kids as she wanted, she'd just get it all yanked out and go on hormone replacements to help with her sex drive.

Your idea sounds funner though!

 

[anthrodisiac]

I mean, you'd think that after a bunny girl had as many kids as she wanted, she'd just get it all yanked out and go on hormone replacements to help with her sex drive.

Your idea sounds funner though!

Bunny Breeder Medical Practices. Their slogan? "A breeding a day keeps the cancer away."

 

[RetroFan]

This thread about far-fetched sex between humans and non-humans and its increased popularity in recent years has made me think of some of the ironies about fantasy erotica in recent years, both on Literotica and in fiction in general.

One thing I have noted is that despite seemingly greater imagination and a wider audience willing to accept fantasy themes, the readership on Lit for categories such as Erotic Horror and Sci-Fi Fantasy remain relatively small, it is hard to get high scores and comments to give feedback good, bad or indifferent. Other categories are highly resistant to sci-fi, fantasy and supernatural themes in their stories, mostly from my experience Incest-Taboo, which is kind of odd given a suspension in disbelief is required for many of these stories. I don't know how the Loving Wives crew would like a sci-fi or supernatural story in their category, for example a loyal, church-going housewife/mother getting abducted by a UFO and brainwashed by aliens into having multiple affairs, or demons who secretly live in a house (unknown to the family who reside there) using their malevolent powers to get the mother/wife to cheat on her husband and the daughter/sister to cheat on her boyfriend. Probably as much as bears, gorillas or hippos like having practical jokes played upon them, I would imagine.

Outside of Lit, the new Star Trek - Starfleet Academy TV show has been met with overwhelmingly negative reaction by viewers, and one of the main complaints has been about how Holly Hunter's character is frequently shown with bare feet, despite the setting of a spaceship and her commanding the said spaceship making it jarringly out of place. Foot fetishism is of course a common and mostly harmless fetish, and if show-runners wanted to work this into their shows as fan service it is of course possible depending on the show. As one example Riverdale had increasingly outlandish plots during its seven season run, however it would have been easy enough to work in fan service scenes for people who like feet into the show. A sequence where Betty Cooper has just woken up and is in her nightwear with her feet bare. Veronica Lodge lying on her tummy on the bed or couch talking or texting on her phone, swinging her legs and bare feet back and forward. Cheryl Blossom wearing a tennis shirt and matching skirt, walking around barefoot before she puts on her sports socks and tennis shoes and goes to the country club for her lesson. All of these scenes are completely realistic with the three girls having bare feet and don't take the viewer out of the show. And people not interested in feet might not notice at all.

But the commander of a spaceship which is an elite training academy walking around with bare feet for no good reason is completely unrealistic, and even dedicated foot fetishists would be taken out of the show at that point. I often include foot fetishism in my works, but keep it realistic depending on the work. For example in my story set on the Titanic, the cheating wife when screwing around with her lover has bare feet while doing so, the wife's younger sister changes her clothes and has bare feet while undressing and dressing, and the pretty maid secretly tries on one of the wife's expensive dresses and has bare feet while doing so. This is realistic, as is a scene in the present day epilogue where the 18-year-old daughter of the Tasmanian family has exasperated her parents by sending pictures of her bare feet to purportedly gay male online friends that the parents suspect are straight male perverts. But if I had featured scenes in which attractive young female first class passengers strolling around the Titanic with bare feet - in cold weather and in complete contrast to the society standards of 1912 - it would have been ridiculous.

 

[Bamagan]

FUCK! Plot bunny!

Bunny girl breeding farm as a medical service...

"Hey, Barbara, what are you up to today?"
"Hey, Sally. Nothing much, just going in for my routine breeding in the morning. And then I'm going to get my fur done, then Bunco night with the girls."
"Oh, I hope you get Iggy. He's dreamy."
"Didn't you hear? Iggy's out on paternaty leave."
"Again? Gods, when are they ever not out on paternaty leave?"
"Seriously. I think it's just the new guy, Paul. Everyone else has to help take care of their 2000 kids."

Curses! My rather similar bunny girl story will seem derivative if you beat me to the finish line!

 

[NuclearFairy]

Curses! My rather similar bunny girl story will seem derivative if you beat me to the finish line!

Race to the finish?

Or mention each other in an authors note.

 

[Bamagan]

Race to the finish?

Or mention each other in an authors note.

It'd be weird, since I've been fiddling with said story for over a year. It could ironically turn into a tortoise and hare race, with my lengthy 'nap' in writing.

 

[dirk2024]

I dont like whales either. Whales ejaculate 40 gallons of semen every time. And we wonder why the ocean is so salty. Imagine how much fresh water we could have had if only whales werent horny all the time

Huh? I didn't realize I was half blue whale.

 

[EmilyMiller]

How often are whale penises showing up in documentaries???

Most political documentaries in 2026.

 

[anthrodisiac]

Curses! My rather similar bunny girl story will seem derivative if you beat me to the finish line!

Yeah, well, I've been working on mine for a day longer than you. So, uh, yeah!

I've no intention of doing the story, go nuts! Might have to race @NuclearFairy, though.

Or you can do a bunny girl breeding story, and I'll do a tortoise girl breeding story. Each sex scene is 50k words.

 

[Bamagan]

Yeah, well, I've been working on mine for a day longer than you. So, uh, yeah!

I've no intention of doing the story, go nuts! Might have to race @NuclearFairy, though.

Or you can do a bunny girl breeding story, and I'll do a tortoise girl breeding story. Each sex scene is 50k words.

I may finish my Bunny Oncologist tale one of these days, but I can guarantee the whole thing will be less than 50k words (although I am socially adept enough to realize that you were being less than serious).
Maybe I'll do a fan fic of the tortoise and the hare for Borrowed Plumes, some kind of lost bet sexual forfeit kind of deal...

 

[TheLobster]

Or you can do a bunny girl breeding story, and I'll do a tortoise girl breeding story. Each sex scene is 50k words.

Just don’t try to write a tortoise/hare sex scene. We know from that Zeno guy that the buildup would last literally forever.

 

[Bamagan]

Just don’t try to write a tortoise/hare sex scene. We know from that Zeno guy that the buildup would last literally forever.

He was clearly a man who didn't know how to get himself off. Perhaps he was a fan of edging, though, and wanted his philosophy to permit the possibility of infinitely being on the cusp.