more to the "stages"

[Shankara20]

What happens if you take the little red pill?

Go ask Alice
When she’s ten feet tall
*
Call Alice
When she was just small
*
Go ask Alice
I think she'll know......

When you heard the term "Bandersnatch" as a child did you think dirty thoughts?

yes

 

[unpredictablebijou]

on un-toasted white Pullman bread with real ex-heavy mayo salt & pepper

but what does that have to do with sex????

Aside from the toasting of the bread, you have described the ideal fried egg sandwich. Doesn't surprise me that you know the right answer.

One egg or two, slightly runny yolks but NO runny whites, and yes, lots and lots of mayo. I dunno what it is about mayo; it's just so... evocative. And tasty.

The post-coital fried egg sandwich is how one truly, truly demonstrates one's love and gratitude. Or toppiness, in some cases. As in,

'that was great, baby. Now get yer ass up and make me a proper fried egg sandwich."

I'd make YOU one if you asked.

bj

 

[Shankara20]

Aside from the toasting of the bread, you have described the ideal fried egg sandwich. Doesn't surprise me that you know the right answer.

One egg or two, slightly runny yolks but NO runny whites, and yes, lots and lots of mayo. I dunno what it is about mayo; it's just so... evocative. And tasty.

The post-coital fried egg sandwich is how one truly, truly demonstrates one's love and gratitude. Or toppiness, in some cases. As in,

'that was great, baby. Now get yer ass up and make me a proper fried egg sandwich."

I'd make YOU one if you asked.

bj

I have sexualized Crisco in the past, now Kraft Extra Heavy Mayonnaise might just set my "junk" atwitter when I pass it in the grocery store

 

[WriterDom]

The first time you meet and wine leads to sex with no dinner and you are both awake at 3am starving to death.

 

[ultramarineblue]

All this talk about fried egg sandwiches is making me want one. Of course, I have absolutely nothing to make it with since I didn't make it to the grocery store last night.

 

[Shankara20]

All this talk about fried egg sandwiches is making me want one. Of course, I have absolutely nothing to make it with since I didn't make it to the grocery store last night.

you are out of mayo?

 

[Kajira Callista]

Go ask Alice
When she’s ten feet tall
*
Call Alice
When she was just small
*
Go ask Alice
I think she'll know......





yes

weird...i was singing that as i clicked on page two

 

[Shankara20]

weird...i was singing that as i clicked on page two

do-do do-do do-do

strange.....

 

[Kajira Callista]

do-do do-do do-do

strange.....

lol silly shankie

 

[ultramarineblue]

you are out of mayo?

ok, so that's the only thing I have. Oh and I have the salt and pepper. No eggs or bread.

 

[Shankara20]

ok, so that's the only thing I have. Oh and I have the salt and pepper. No eggs or bread.

you do have three of the five needed items for a great fried egg sandwich - but it just is not going to make it

how sad