Mouse-Human hybrids?

[Bidin~Time]

Not really, it surprising that the human cells aren't outright rejected. But the possibility of them being passed along to offspring is almost as likely as being bitten by a radioactive spider and gaining the proportional strength, speed, and reactions of a spider.

You want funny mouse related stuff, read "Flowers for Algernon". Ok, so not so funny, but it is intelligent mouse related.

I see AJ is still in full victim mode this morning, as usual.

you, sir, are no fun. You should be helping me create a The Kingdom of Smart Mices Story.

All this seriousness will interfere with your digestion and lead to ulcers and you will have to live on prilosec and milk toast.

 

[possum123]

That is exactly what we need, a smarter mouse.
Sure glad they are spending money trying to get a smarter mouse rather than a cure for cancer or some other useless thing.

 

[Bidin~Time]

This ain't exactly news . . .

You, sir, are also no fun. Now get to creating a story before you, too, develop an ulcer. And also wrinkles from frowning and scowling.

 

[Bidin~Time]

First step:

Day vision dna for owls...

And they shall form an alliance with the smart kittehs against the Smart Mouse King!

 

[Ulaven_Demorte]

you, sir, are no fun. You should be helping me create a The Kingdom of Smart Mices Story.

All this seriousness will interfere with your digestion and lead to ulcers and you will have to live on prilosec and milk toast.

I keep telling my wife that I'm no fun and she keeps disagreeing with me. I'll point this post out to her if I'm not dragged off of the subway platform and consumed by the minions of our smart rodent overlords..I mean protectors.

 

[MNGuy]

The human hybrid mice will want mouse porn.

 

[Bidin~Time]

I keep telling my wife that I'm no fun and she keeps disagreeing with me. I'll point this post out to her if I'm not dragged off of the subway platform and consumed by the minions of our smart rodent overlords..I mean protectors.

I've no doubt Reci could spin quite a yarn.

And look what you did!!<delighted clapping>

That wasn't so hard, now, was it.

Do it again!!

 

[Bidin~Time]

The human hybrid mice will want mouse porn.

You shall write the Smart Mices discover pron chapters.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

I can see it now.

A Fat Smart Mouse King, sitting on his rotund, fat smart mouse butt on his Fat Smart Mouse Royal Throne pointing his Fat Smart Mouse scepter at this group of zombies and that group of zombies. "Fetch me a barrel of non Hybrid corn, My brain hungry minions! your King demands working semen to bring forth Royal Smart Mice Micelings! from all the Royal Concubines!" he will demand, and they will go scuffling off in search to do his bidding.

The Fat Smart Mouse King will call for his Royal Zombie Smart Kitteh Hunting storm troopers. "You there! Go and hunt down all the Smart kittehs that we may bring them to Smart Mouse Justice! You may eat their brains, but only after the Royal Smart Mice Scientists have de-smarted them lest you gain smarts and the Royal balance be knocked askew. Go my zombie minions, and all the plebes in the Smart Mouse Kingdom will raise monuments to you and sing songs of celebration!"

He is safe in voicing his reasons aloud as the zombies are...well, they are zombies and not terribly good at thinking on their own.

No doubt that this is a clarion call to a separate mouse brain forum where the zombies can congregate and discuss the new sacrament and rights...

 

[Bidin~Time]

The smart kittehs and Day vision owls will create little suits of armour for the kittehs to wear. The owls will then be able to carry the smart kittehs into aerial battle and drop them behind the Smart Mices and zombies front lines. The smart kittehs will train dachshunds to ferret out the smart mice from their smart mouse burrows using their badger-hunting-turned-smart-mouse-hunting instincts

 

[Bidin~Time]

BTW I blame Ish for all my foolishness. you should too.

 

[Bidin~Time]

No doubt that this is a clarion call to a separate mouse brain forum where the zombies can congregate and discuss the new sacrament and rights...

You, sir, shall write the sacraments. And the 'how to train the dachshunds' chapters,

 

[Ulaven_Demorte]

I've no doubt Reci could spin quite a yarn.

And look what you did!!<delighted clapping>

That wasn't so hard, now, was it.

Do it again!!

I'm sure she could if so inclined and such blatant mockery of our new rodent protectors were not specifically outlawed by writ of der Mausekonig. May the seven crowns ever rest lightly upon his seven heads.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

I blame the asshole for the von Humboldt...

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

You, sir, shall write the sacraments. And the 'how to train the dachshunds' chapters,

Outstanding!



Now where do we keep the sacramental wine?

Sake makes me bright.
Yojimbo

 

[Bidin~Time]

I'm sure she could if so inclined and such blatant mockery of our new rodent protectors were not specifically outlawed by writ of der Mausekonig. May the seven crowns ever rest lightly upon his seven heads.

Oh I love the crows!!!

again again!!

 

[Bidin~Time]

Outstanding!



Now where do we keep the sacramental wine?

Sake makes me bright.
Yojimbo

<dances around>

this will be EPIC i tell you!!



I suddenly have the damnedest desire to say By the Gods!

Byron, are you watching this?

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Allah and Buddha are throwing their josh sticks and Fortuna is in your favor!

 

[Bidin~Time]

Allah and Buddha are throwing their josh sticks and Fortuna is in your favor!

This shall be the Smart Mouse Blessing

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Bless this house.

Good Night Mouse.

Good Night Moon...

 

[Skiddles2014]

I don't get it, how is this Obama's fault?

 

[Bidin~Time]

I don't get it, how is this Obama's fault?

He makes me giddy.

you could too, if you wrote a chapter of The Smart Mouse Kingdom.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Giddy and witty and gay!



I feel pretty...,

 

[Bidin~Time]

hahahahahaha

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

I'm in Angler Management.