Muff Mafia

[aussiegeekygal]

Banging is on the table?

Lol. Not the intended takeaway...

 

[Bry1313]

I’m so amused. You both thrive in the spotlight, but it’s in such different ways. Aussie is like a super playful and enthusiastic dog and is so excited to interact with all her new friends. Pmann is like a cat that has decided he wants to be entertained until he gets bored and thoroughly enjoys playing with his new toys until then

He’s also constantly throwing shit off the table and counter while staring you in the eye

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I'm in! I love muff! I could eat it all day

Helluva first post, brother. Welcome to Lit. Good job jumping right in there. All downhill from here.

Agreed.

Welcome to lit. I'm honored my muff was where you started

 

[Lord Pmann]

I’m so amused. You both thrive in the spotlight, but it’s in such different ways. Aussie is like a super playful and enthusiastic dog and is so excited to interact with all her new friends. Pmann is like a cat that has decided he wants to be entertained until he gets bored and thoroughly enjoys playing with his new toys until then

This is correct. It’s a very good observation.

This is pretty accurate.

I often refer to myself as a border collie. (Usually) hairy and enthusiastic.

Pmann and I were laughing at the fact that we've been friends for ten years, met on a porn site and never once banged. I had actually been deliberately avoiding him seeing my snatch but the fucker caught a glimpse of it in shenanigans last night. Sneaky bastard.

I had a hairy reputation to uphold

I also deliberately avoided seeing it because I knew that, prior to laser, your pussy was also a border collie.

He’s also constantly throwing shit off the table and counter while staring you in the eye

 

[MissLabelled]

I have missed the entire adventures of the muff. While I have seen a photo of said muff I had not realized it was to be referred to in the past tense.

 

[Lord Pmann]

I have missed the entire adventures of the muff. While I have seen a photo of said muff I had not realized it was to be referred to in the past tense.

Her muff was laid to rest. She got tired of it get gnarled in her shoe laces.

 

[MissLabelled]

Her muff was laid to rest. She got tired of it get gnarled in her shoe laces.

Rubbing pouring one out for the muff!

 

[MindYaBitness]

He’s also constantly throwing shit off the table and counter while staring you in the eye

Lol, the difference being, the cat doesn't look at you expecting praise for breaking the glass.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I also deliberately avoided seeing it because I knew that, prior to laser, your pussy was also a border collie.

I feel quite honored to know that you follow my grooming habits in enough detail to influence how you live your life

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Turns out the laser doesn't capture as many pubes in its death ray cycle as it does underarm hair...
I'm noticing hilariously patchy regrowth.

I'm going to grow out the remaining hair just to see the patterns.

How fun!

 

[MissLabelled]

I was editing some photos and took this while doing so. Now that @aussiegeekygal is going muffless, I thought perhaps someone needed to pick up the muff mantle, at least until I decide to shave it all again

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I bestow the mantle to you, @MissLabelled

Use it wisely.

With great power comes great responsibility

 

[LadyLascivious1]

I was editing some photos and took this while doing so. Now that @aussiegeekygal is going muffless, I thought perhaps someone needed to pick up the muff mantle, at least until I decide to shave it all again

I bestow the mantle to you, @MissLabelled

Use it wisely.

With great power comes great responsibility

@MissLabelled it is now your job to ruffle @Lord Pmann’s feathers and keep him off balance enough that he doesn’t ever reach the height of his powers. The muff is a crucial weapon in this battle

 

[Lord Pmann]

I was editing some photos and took this while doing so. Now that @aussiegeekygal is going muffless, I thought perhaps someone needed to pick up the muff mantle, at least until I decide to shave it all again

No. No one needs to pick up this furry mantle.

@MissLabelled it is now your job to ruffle @Lord Pmann’s feathers and keep him off balance enough that he doesn’t ever reach the height of his powers. The muff is a crucial weapon in this battle

My feathers will remain unruffled as long as you all keep your feathers trimmed.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

No. No one needs to pick up this furry mantle.




My feathers will remain unruffled as long as you all keep your feathers trimmed.

Untamed feathers are your kryptonite. Someone needs to keep weilding it

 

[Lord Pmann]

Untamed feathers are your kryptonite. Someone needs to keep weilding it

Oddly, a smooth pussy is also my kryptonite. Just in VERY different ways.

 

[TS_Woody]

Alas I have no muff but I’m here

 

[Mrtenant]

 

[Bry1313]

I’m lost in joy…….if anyone messages me and I don’t respond…….well I’m busy

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I’m lost in joy…….if anyone messages me and I don’t respond…….well I’m busy

Rubbing your face against your monitor?

 

[Bry1313]

Rubbing your face against your monitor?

Phone…….and I will not be shamed for loving

 

[aussiegeekygal]

They're kind of incredible.
I'm fascinated with some of them. Third row, seventh from the left... That's quite a clitoris. I wonder how that affects her orgasm?

 

[Darkrhytm]

This requires in depth study

 

[Darkrhytm]

They're kind of incredible.
I'm fascinated with some of them. Third row, seventh from the left... That's quite a clitoris. I wonder how that affects her orgasm?

I really love oral with a clit like that (plus she is also pierced) I am curious about 6 right next to her

 

[MindYaBitness]

I did Brazilian waxes for years. I've seen most of these, but there a couple that are surprising. In all my years there was just one batwing-ed snatch that gave me pause