Muff Mafia

[aussiegeekygal]

I did Brazilian waxes for years. I've seen most of these, but there a couple that are surprising. In all my years there was just one batwing-ed snatch that gave me pause

I'm scared it's my butthole that they're all terrified of

 

[Darkrhytm]

I'm scared it's my butthole that they're all terrified of

Mmm explanations are needed.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Mmm explanations are needed.

I blew it out during childbirth

 

[Mrtenant]

This is done by an artist a little bit ago. Here is the article.
https://news.artnet.com/market/jamie-mccartney-vagina-sculptures-321901/amp-page

It is a good read. I wonder how upset some people in the U.S. would be over it. As art piece, it is amazing.

 

[Darkrhytm]

I blew it out during childbirth

I would presume there are benefits to this?

 

[aussiegeekygal]

This is done by an artist a little bit ago. Here is the article.
https://news.artnet.com/market/jamie-mccartney-vagina-sculptures-321901/amp-page

It is a good read. I wonder how upset some people in the U.S. would be over it. As art piece, it is amazing.

Super cool. Thanks for sharing.

I can't help but think of this cinematic masterpiece when look at it

 

[MindYaBitness]

I'm scared it's my butthole that they're all terrified of

No, buttholes come in all shapes, sizes & colors. It's the labia minora that are really quirky. They're as unique as fingerprints

 

[Bry1313]

Super cool. Thanks for sharing.

I can't help but think of this cinematic masterpiece when look at it

That show was perfect and Olivia Coleman is an international treasure

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Alright my friends, it's time to pick ourselves up, dust off our merkins and keep marching.

I am compelled to report two things;

1. One session is laser hair removal is no match for the vigor of my perimenopausal hair growth. Turns out it was pretty easy to be hairless at 26. Not so much anymore.

2. I spotted my first grey pube. I have mixed feelings about this. My minge is maturing.

 

[Shenanigans90]

2. I spotted my first grey pube. I have mixed feelings about this. My minge is maturing.

I keep my pubes manscaped so I haven’t noticed that area but seeing grey chest hair hit me hard.

 

[Qky75]

I blew it out during childbirth

Owe ouch ow owww

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I keep my pubes manscaped so I haven’t noticed that area but seeing grey chest hair hit me hard.

I get that.
That being said, there are more than a few of us who really enjoy that salt and pepper look

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Alright my friends, it's time to pick ourselves up, dust off our merkins and keep marching.

I am compelled to report two things;

1. One session is laser hair removal is no match for the vigor of my perimenopausal hair growth. Turns out it was pretty easy to be hairless at 26. Not so much anymore.

2. I spotted my first grey pube. I have mixed feelings about this. My minge is maturing.

I prefer mature minge over immature. And not just for legal implications.

Also, catching up on your discussion of your butthole, I'm willing to give you an honest review, should it be warranted. You know, for science.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Also, catching up on your discussion of your butthole, I'm willing to give you an honest review, should it be warranted. You know, for science.

Full page spread like the n00bs do?

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Full page spread like the n00bs do?

Just avoid centering it on any folds when printed.

 

[Qky75]

What's going on with #3? I think there's a cream for that

 

[aussiegeekygal]

What's going on with #3? I think there's a cream for that

Piercings?
And if so, how?!

 

[Qky75]

Piercings?
And if so, how?!

Ohhhh piercings! My mind went to genital wartd or shaving bumps or something

 

[Photog1rl]

Alright my friends, it's time to pick ourselves up, dust off our merkins and keep marching.

I am compelled to report two things;

1. One session is laser hair removal is no match for the vigor of my perimenopausal hair growth. Turns out it was pretty easy to be hairless at 26. Not so much anymore.

Interesting. I have lost hair as I've gotten older. So I barely have to shave my legs and my pubs are less curly but not as thick.

2. I spotted my first grey pube. I have mixed feelings about this. My minge is maturing.

Oooh-interesting. I haven't seen any yet but I don't have that much gray hair on my head.
I have noticed a few in my eyebrows and I'm honestly not a big fan.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Interesting. I have lost hair as I've gotten older. So I barely have to shave my legs and my pubs are less curly but not as thick.


Oooh-interesting. I haven't seen any yet but I don't have that much gray hair on my head.
I have noticed a few in my eyebrows and I'm honestly not a big fan.

The white in my beard really upset me. Now I'm looking for gray short and curlies. I've been having some mild hair loss the last couple weeks and now I'm afraid to look.

 

[Poetdontknowit]

What's going on with #3? I think there's a cream for that

Gotta be piercings. 10 and 30 have them too. But #3 definitely has them in some odd places.

 

[Mrtenant]

What's going on with #3? I think there's a cream for that

Piercings

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I am Re-Throning myself.

Revel in my gossamerey softness

 

[MindYaBitness]

I just beat the hell out of that beaver emoji trying to get it to open!!

Never beat a beaver! You pet & enjoy it's supple softness!

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

I am Re-Throning myself.

Revel in my gossamerey softness

All hail the mighty muff! May the fluff be downy, the edges neatly trimmed, and no one get lost or choke within.