Mutant frog people from a parallel demension

[Cryo]

*wink

Well, as I see it, you should be asking me very nicely for my chocolate. Seing as I have so much of it. But, seing as it's 2:00 in the morning, I'll be in a good mood :þ

 

[Moonlight_33]

Oh Neale....Darling, you are indeed a splendid frog, and those legs.....mmmmmmm baby, they just do things to me.

Well chocolate is wonderful, even for a no name newbe who has barely cracked a hundred like me, but i will forgive you for calling me that, and show you how to fix your pic, for say...a tub of chocolate icecream, and some nuts.

Isolde, have you ever tried a Neale sunday? Delicious, and enough to share.

Cyro, email me with the url for the pic you want to use, and i'll send it back ready to cut and paste.

 

[Isolde]

A Neale Sundae? Hummmm...can I have Rocky Road ice cream with mine? And whipped cream....and a cherry...and nuts...no no nuts-enough of them around as it is.

 

[Moonlight_33]

Nuts? who's nuts? not me, the nurse gave me pills and the doctor said if i was a good girl i could get a spanking..... Mmmmmmmm spankings.

Geuss i better not tell him about the mutant frog people under my bed then.

 

[Neale]

Ribbit eeep!

Hey! I'm a happy frog here! Not some sort of dessert you two lovely ladies can simply share, like I had no say in the matter!

*Hmmm... and my point is?*

Nevermind! Don't listen to me, I'm a frog! Everybody knows frogs can't talk, anyway... So, any extremely stupid things about not wanting to be eaten up by two such *WOW* ladies... just dismiss them as side-effects of the pills.

Ribbit! Yeah, that's right. Ribbit!

 

[Isolde]

*Takes out huge spoon.* Mmmmmm....now...where is that sundae I was promised? Ohhh Neale!

No spankings for me, thanks but I need more of the purple pills and a green crayon.

 

[Moonlight_33]

Neale, did you take the green crayon? or did the big birdy take it?

 

[Isolde]

What?! No green crayon? What am I to do for grass and froggy parts? Oh this is not good...not good at all! I need my crayons!

 

[Moonlight_33]

NURSE!!! NURSE!!!! WE NEED MORE CRAYONS!!! THE FROGGY PEOPLE ATE THEM ALL!!!!!

"oh more of the pretty pink pills fopr me? Such a nice nurse"

 

[Neale]

Buuurpp! ribbit

"Green crayons? dunno. Frogs're colorblind!"
"Great legs... useful tongue... but lousy colorvision... "

 

[Moonlight_33]

Mmmmmmmm tongue, one of my favourite froggy parts.

Lookie Lookie Isolde, the nice nursy gave me lots of pretty new crayons, and lots and lots of pretty pills. Enough for everyone.

 

[Isolde]

Ohhh! I want some..crayons and pills...no green pills though...dont want green. Get turned into a froggy if you take those.

 

[Neale]

Hey?!!

And what is so wrong with being a frog? Ribbit?

 

[Moonlight_33]

well, nothing wrong with being a frog if you don't mind being chased around by french men wanting to chew on your legs off. Now if THOSE guys were to take the little yellow pills, they woulse not be as nearly stressed out.

 

[Neale]

Don't knock it, until you've tried it!

I think you ladies would look marvelous in green... your legs would get even better.. and whoever heard of a wrinkled frog?

 

[Moonlight_33]

WRINKLED???? WRINKLED???? And just who are you calling wrinkled? be vewwy vewwy careful how you answer that lol

 

[Cryo]

What I think my friend was trying to say was that you may not have wrinkles, but you have the curves in all the right places! <gives you a thrice over, especially the curvy parts, with a pleased smile>

 

[Isolde]

Hummm...after that comment I think that Neale would taste better on our sundae if he was sprinkled over it.....*gives evil look to Neale Frog*

 

[Neale]

*gulp*

Ladies, please remember that I am a peaceable frog! Not a to-be-torn-to-piecesable frog!

Also, since frogs can't talk... you must be imagining all this... woooh... woooh... it's a dream... no sense in disecting the nice froggie... wooh...

 

[Cryo]

Oh, if it's a dream, than there's no harm in disecting you. right? I mean, an imaginary creature has no pain resceptors (he he he.....)

 

[Neale]

Minor thermodynamic detail...

Cryo, me boyo, might I also point out that you are in the presence of some of the hottest ladies I know?

Hmm... what is that dripping sound?

 

[Isolde]

Humm...weeelll...what do you think, Moonlight? Did that last comment of his make up for the wrinkle crack? Or do I have to get out my froggy blender?

 

[Neale]

Please don't blend this poor froggie!

I promise I'll only use my tongue for good, from now on!

 

[Moonlight_33]

Well, i guess the old saying of compliments will get you anywhere might just work this time. If Neale was any sweeter we would have to clean our teeth every time we read one of his posts.

speaking of sweet, what happened to our chocolate?

ok, so the froggy is saved from the blender "for now" and i have some great suggestions for that tongue.

*fills the blender with milk, icecream,bannanas,chocolate and lots of pretty coloured pills* smoothy anyone?

 

[Cryo]

I never once complained about the company! (giving a thrise over of the ladies once again)
but a frog flappe sounds pretty good right about now!