Mutant frog people from a parallel demension

Hummm...we could make the froggie into little pills and have everything we wanted in one small green capsule.
 
Or not...

I'm telling ya, this froggie is a work of art! A thing of beauty to behold! Ya jes' can't squish me up into little pills... it'd be like... like a bad thing!

*edges toward door again*
 
oh fret not my perfection of froggy flesh, i'm not gonna make you into a pill, i'm gonna swallow you whole. *wink*
 
*gulp*

I, uh, guess that is better...?
*edges faster towards door*
 
Oh trust me, it's MUCH better!!! hehehe

Oh, and the door is locked from the outside, the nursy always does that, but i have no idea why.

Come to me froggy, i promice i'll be gentle *licking lips*
 
Neale just reminded me on another post just how much I have been neglecting a certain froggy...so here I am. Now where were we? Oh yes! Toppings!
 
No fair!

Holding what some poor befuddled twit says on another thread against THIS poor little froggie... hmph!

*Moves over to Moonlight* Gentle? How gentle?
 
Now who has been spreading lies that I am fair?

*searches through her pantry for anything tasty with froggie*
 
Fear not sweet froggy, They don't come and more gentle than me. Now what was that about tongue exercizes?
 
Ribbit!

The happy froggie whips his tongue out, grabbing an overhead light fixture with it, and swings across the room. "Strong, see?"

Then, he whips it out again, across the room, and tickles Moonlight on her neck with it. "Flexible, too!"

"And before any great ideas are mentioned... it tastes LOUSY with ketchup!"

Ribbit
 
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