my cock is so big...

[silverwhisper]

bah, mine is so big it has people to do its taxes!

ed

 

[DarkBee]

bah, mine is so big it has people to do its taxes!

ed

Ok, you win. But my cock is still bigger.

 

[silverwhisper]

bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

 

[bambikiller]

My dick is big I used to wear it as a neck tie, untill a hot chick walk by and I almost strangled myself when I got a hard on,

 

[silverwhisper]

...mine is so big it fathered la nina and el nino.

ed

 

[bambikiller]

My dick has it own lobby and elevator
and my balls have their own parking garages

 

[silverwhisper]

it's neither steele nor limbaugh in charge of the political part: it's my cock.

yep, that's how big it is. :>

ed

 

[NippleMuncher]

It was suggested that I should come in here and share the ginormossiocity of my cock that shadows the depths of minisculocity of the miniaturessiness of all those who purvey the awesomeness that IS my cock!

And those are all real words as per Fuckin Wagintails Unabridged DICKtionary! I would never go off half-COCKED about such things!

 

[whoknew1212]

ok here are a few:

My dick is so big, it was once overthrown by a military coup. It's now known as the Democratic Republic of My Dick.

My dick is so big, than when it's Eastern Standard Time at the tip, it's Central Mountain Time at my balls.

My dick is so big, it has an agent. My dick's people will call your people. Let's have lunch with my dick.

My dick is so big, movie theatres now serve popcorn in small, medium, large, and My Dick.

 

[MaxNr]

I wish I had a 10 inch cock............Instead of this fucking monster !!!!

 

[Shadowann2]

My fiancé says his cock is so big that he can fuck me in the ass while I'm giving him head!

 

[NippleMuncher]

My cock is so big that I produced this video to explain it. Unfortunately, I had to substitute "spoon" for "cock" to get past the censors at YouTube!



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qhdxbtWzX_0

 

[silverwhisper]

bah, that's nothing; my cock is so big, it cast more ballots than the number of registered voters in over 50 iranian cities!

ed

 

[Saucyminx]

My cock is so big Chuck Norris is afraid of it.

 

[silverwhisper]

hey there, minx!

 

[midwestyankee]

...I might celebrate the anniversary of eilan's join date here by using a few pores from its head as my new avatar.

 

[Eilan]

...I might celebrate the anniversary of eilan's join date here by using a few pores from its head as my new avatar.

Viva free speech!

 

[N_B]

My cock is so big, it won't return Stephen Speilburgs phone calls.
My cock is so big, I have to call it Mr. Cock in front of guests
My cock is so big it attacked Tokyo

When my cock hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit.

 

[Saucyminx]

hey there, minx!

Howdy troutman. I just couldn't resist this thread.


My cock is so big Tom Hanks asked for it's autograph.

 

[Quoll]

Apparently my cock is so big it won't let me post on the "my cock is so big"thread.

.....

 

[Quoll]

My​

cock​

is​

so​

big​

it​

eclipses​

my​

monitor​

.​

 

[NippleMuncher]

My​

cock​

is​

so​

big​

it​

eclipses​

my​

monitor​

.​

You need a bigger monitor ...

 

[Saucyminx]

snitched from the dirty joke thread

From a real medical chart:

22. Examination of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized.

Now that is a big cock--or at least an entertaining one.

 

[bobsgirl]

From a real medical chart:

22. Examination of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized.

Now that is a big cock--or at least an entertaining one.

So many funny thoughts, so little time...

 

[Quoll]

You need a bigger monitor ...

I'm already plugged in to the local drive-in theatre, I suppose I could go IMAX.