my cock is so big...

[NippleMuncher]

MCISB that you can expect traffic delays!
https://41.media.tumblr.com/b04dc3ceb34a8ce480296555f5d53f97/tumblr_nt81466dGp1skla5oo1_500.jpg

 

[bunny4med]

it meets the height requirement on most coasters

 

[Halen]

MCISB They modeled the Cn Tower on it just a little below scale size though =/

 

[4yourpleasureiam]

my cock is so big I lose every time I enter a little clitoris contest

 

[NippleMuncher]

https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xat1/v/l/t1.0-9/11139978_1483684365293020_5899318547669779832_n.jpg?oh=a30e81f9199713ea4d8bb293c0cdfe82&oe=56C2146F

 

[sybarite_1]

Does it have three postal codes???

 

[philos]

NM, I can say that one made me lol and it is actually true.

 

[Hypoxia]

Stars go supernova, galaxies explode, and time runs backwards.


If you believe that, I have some pills to sell you.

 

[langleyr28]

i need a background check and and permit to carry it.

 

[MaryanneB]

i need a background check and and permit to carry it.

Good one.....lol

 

[silversword]

My cock is so big it frightens the hens.

 

[lindasuebt]

My boyfriend's cock is so big he has to walk on stilts ... he needs to push a wheelbarrow in front of him ... when i want to get on top I have to get a stepladder to mount him ...

 

[bunny4med]

it just plowed out the neighborhood in one pass

 

[Aliceinchains36]

My cock is so big it made the Hubble telescope feel insecure.

 

[Anonymaso]

MCISB I gave Trump my pubes for his wig.