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my cock is so big it has a different barometric pressure when measured at the base and the head.
my cock is so big...
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NippleMuncher
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My cock is so big it puts rings around Uranus ... 
NippleMuncher
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My cock is so big the city has posted signs to warn others about it.
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NippleMuncher
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My cock is so big I wrote a book about coping with it.
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my cock is so big people think i'm a ventriliquist
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Ha ha- just saw this and had to peek in... so where's the " my twat is so gigantic" thread??
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blade_rocknut
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Holy crap! I was kidding; that's too funny
My cock is so big it puts rings around Uranus ...
You are cracking me up this morning NM....love your pics and humor!!!!!!!!
NippleMuncher
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My cock is so big I lease it to the local Walmart and charge $1 rides.
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NM: that requires a caption: "ride him, cowgirl!"
mine is so big that mike shanahan wouldn't dream of benching him!
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mine is so big that mike shanahan wouldn't dream of benching him!
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NippleMuncher
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For a cock THAT big, I think it might cost a fiver ?
I shall defer to your judgment.
blade_rocknut
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....You take a ticket to get on and pay the toll when you get off....
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I've decided to sell stock on it because of its overwhelming daily growth. My "cock stock" is always rising.
NippleMuncher
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Damn, it's about time....the extra I had to pay for the freight....WOW!!!!!!
Hope you enjoy it darling....
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LMAO that's too funny!!!
NippleMuncher
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Damn, it's about time....the extra I had to pay for the freight....WOW!!!!!!
Hope you enjoy it darling....
And worth every penny!
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My cock is so big I use it as a kickstand when I'm drunk...
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