my cock is so big...

[Rolando2]

mine is so big ,they call me "COCK of the WALK"
https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-KVgU3Y3QArQ/T19w7t4BgiI/AAAAAAAAAIw/9A5f1iJo4M0/s432/tuff%2520guy.gif

 

[Hundojoe]

My cock is so big when it gets hard it pulls the skin on my face tight!

 

[Cumalong]

My cock is so big that when it gets hard I pass out from lack of blood flow to my head.

 

[silverwhisper]

my cock is so big it changes the universal gravitational constant.

ed

 

[Que]

M.C.I.S.B.

...that his crowing wakes the neighbors in the next county.


I say, I say BOY, you was sure getting under mah feathers!

 

[Que]

MCISB...

...that even the description thereof wouldn't fit in this space.

 

[Daisy_Hols]

My cock is so big when it gets hard it pulls the skin on my face tight!

this made me laugh out loud!!!!

 

[NippleMuncher]

http://33.media.tumblr.com/c6e83e1e5d7e56c83b448182a14d7703/tumblr_ndl3s80Crb1rl6a7io1_1280.jpg

 

[Emerson40]

My cock is so bi-


BAM!


http://33.media.tumblr.com/948f8ab7673b1cab4143cfd1b833977e/tumblr_ndfp8o6IQD1qe0wclo1_500.jpg

 

[silverwhisper]

what, someone was playing sir mix-a-lot or something?

ed

 

[BuckyDuckman]

My dick is so big, even Spielberg returns its calls.

 

[Cumalong]

My cock is so big, that every time I unzip my pants and it hits the ground, scientist around the world report a major earthquake.

 

[rudrakshpathak]

my dick ..

my cockk so big... the Galaxy is milky cause I came all over it

 

[Cumalong]

my cockk so big... the Galaxy is milky cause I came all over it

Now it's getting deep....lol

 

[BuckyDuckman]

I'm lying about my cock being so big . . .. I'm hung like a baby: 19" and 8 lbs, 5 oz.!

 

[Saucyminx]

what, someone was playing sir mix-a-lot or something?

ed

Ed is this an anaconda reference?

Now it's getting deep....lol

Now??????

I'm lying about my cock being so big . . .. I'm hung like a baby: 19" and 8 lbs, 5 oz.!

Ok, this made me actually laugh out loud, and nearly spill my coffee which would have been tragic!

 

[silverwhisper]

minxy: more of a tortured, screwed up reference to the lyric, "you get sprung!"

ed

 

[Saucyminx]

minxy: more of a tortured, screwed up reference to the lyric, "you get sprung!"

ed

The lyric that sticks in my head from that song is always "My anaconda don't want none if you ain't got buns hun!"

 

[rudrakshpathak]

The lyric that sticks in my head from that song is always "My anaconda don't want none if you ain't got buns hun!"

lol

that song is such a tragedy of today's pop scene..

'ooh my Gosh, look at her....butt'

 

[BuckyDuckman]

I would tell you a story about my big dick, except it's too long.

 

[silverwhisper]

...leading physicists want to make it a key component of the next massive supercollider.
...people talk about it even more than ello.
...it gets its own slashdot poll option.

ed

 

[BuckyDuckman]

It's a myth about being able to see the Great Wall of China from space - however, you CAN see my big dick!

 

[Saucyminx]

It's a myth about being able to see the Great Wall of China from space - however, you CAN see my big dick!

I thought your big dick was the Great Wall of China.

 

[gr8one23]

Yours is called cock....mine is called supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

 

[BuckyDuckman]

I thought your big dick was the Great Wall of China.

LOL

I know my dick is big because I keep hearing people say:

"He's the biggest dick I know," and,
"He's twice the dick of everyone else."


One day, a friend and I were peeing off opposites of a big boat when my friend said, "Man, the water sure is cold."

"And deep," I assured him.