My First Thread

[jaybire]

hey sexy,

long time no chat.

 

[alspals69]

Hahaha im saying nothing
Well ok yeah i am - Al...Your getting old

as soon as i can winch myself out my shakletons, i'm gonna come and get yer for that!!!

 

[only_lj]

hey sexy,

long time no chat.

Well helloooooo
How've you been?

 

[only_lj]

as soon as i can winch myself out my shakletons, i'm gonna come and get yer for that!!!

Hahaha Shall i start getting scared or excited?
Does getting me involve crude sexual acts or plain old beatings?
Erm both sound quite good though, i guess ill go with excitement

 

[Glyndwr]

Ooooh i could have my very own business making new word a day toilet paper!
Can i interest you in a few rolls?

Hi lj

Would that be 'rolls in the hay'?

 

[gottscheer]

Yay my work here is done

Hi gorgeous how are you today?

 

[rootsfan]

b) there usually kinda fun and can teach me a thing or two

Oh my, how I'd love to give you a few lessons.

 

[Surfin]

slides up behind lj and bumps her good and hard

 

[only_lj]

Hi lj

Would that be 'rolls in the hay'?

Maybe, if ive sold enough of my new product to warrant time off

 

[only_lj]

Hi gorgeous how are you today?

Im good, totally worn out but good
Hows you?

 

[only_lj]

slides up behind lj and bumps her good and hard

Ooooh hello.
How did you know i like my bumps good and hard?

 

[Surfin]

Ooooh hello.
How did you know i like my bumps good and hard?

well hello yourself

how did I know? Experience and the fact you look like a saucy little minx

 

[only_lj]

well hello yourself

how did I know? Experience and the fact you look like a saucy little minx

Oh ill have to work on changing my appearance to look like a sweet innocent minx instead
Had a good day?

 

[Surfin]

Oh ill have to work on changing my appearance to look like a sweet innocent minx instead
Had a good day?

as long as you don't change your boobs

being friday it was alright , what about you, looking forward to the weekend?

 

[only_lj]

as long as you don't change your boobs

being friday it was alright , what about you, looking forward to the weekend?

Ahh the boobs are pretty much stable as they are unless i suddenly become a heck of a lot richer
My day was fun, tiring but fun all the same

 

[Surfin]

Ahh the boobs are pretty much stable as they are unless i suddenly become a heck of a lot richer
My day was fun, tiring but fun all the same

lets hope you never get rich then

so what'd you get up to, nothing too rude I'm sure

 

[alspals69]

Hahaha Shall i start getting scared or excited?
Does getting me involve crude sexual acts or plain old beatings?
Erm both sound quite good though, i guess ill go with excitement

well lets start on crude and work our way up to the beatings

how was your day ?

went the day well?

 

[gottscheer]

Im good, totally worn out but good
Hows you?

I missed you tonight!

 

[rootsfan]

Oh ill have to work on changing my appearance to look like a sweet innocent minx instead

You can't help it. To paraphrase Jessica Rabbit, you're not bad, you're just drawn that way.

 

[only_lj]

lets hope you never get rich then

so what'd you get up to, nothing too rude I'm sure

:O Your meant to hope i get rich enough to have a very natural looking boob job instead

No nothing rude i just shopped too hard. I hate the fact that all the best shops are huge and your feet hurt after only 2 of them.
Life should be like the Jetsons with travelators everywhere - that'd make shopping loads easier and life much cooler, dont you think?

 

[only_lj]

well lets start on crude and work our way up to the beatings

how was your day ?

went the day well?

You mean there are stages between crude and beatings? I knew you could teach me something one day

Yesterday was cool, today was better. Ive had a lazy day at home. Ive cleaned and tidied but done nothing else but watch tv :O

 

[only_lj]

I missed you tonight!

Aww i did have a very early departure last night

 

[only_lj]

You can't help it. To paraphrase Jessica Rabbit, you're not bad, you're just drawn that way.

Oh too true!
So i can be even worse and blame it on my make-up?

 

[Shyguy1369]

Hey gorgeous. I hope you are doing well.

I have said it before and I will say it again. You have fantastic breasts and I hope that IF by some chance you do get rich enough to have a boob job, you will not change much. I think you are perfect the way you are, but I understand you want to change that and it is above all else your choice, so as an admiring man I would just like to say: Your breasts are perfect for you, but I am sure if you get new ones, you will still be stunning woman with just bigger breasts

 

[only_lj]

Hey gorgeous. I hope you are doing well.

I have said it before and I will say it again. You have fantastic breasts and I hope that IF by some chance you do get rich enough to have a boob job, you will not change much. I think you are perfect the way you are, but I understand you want to change that and it is above all else your choice, so as an admiring man I would just like to say: Your breasts are perfect for you, but I am sure if you get new ones, you will still be stunning woman with just bigger breasts

Hehehe i like the last line!
Me with bigger boobs is a good thought .