My First Thread

[Surfin]

:O Your meant to hope i get rich enough to have a very natural looking boob job instead

No nothing rude i just shopped too hard. I hate the fact that all the best shops are huge and your feet hurt after only 2 of them.
Life should be like the Jetsons with travelators everywhere - that'd make shopping loads easier and life much cooler, dont you think?

well obviously I hope you get rich, but let me be the only one to get his hands on your boobs

afraid I'm way too young to know who the jetsons are, hehe

 

[gottscheer]

Aww i did have a very early departure last night

Hi beautiful!

 

[only_lj]

Because its sunday and all thoughts are heading back to monday morning and work, i thought id distract those monday thoughts and replace them with naked lj images instead

I have more distractionary material if its needed

 

[rootsfan]

Oh too true!
So i can be even worse and blame it on my make-up?

You're too lovely to need makeup.

Oh wait, you mean your make-up? Well, yes, you're a born minx.

 

[only_lj]

well obviously I hope you get rich, but let me be the only one to get his hands on your boobs

afraid I'm way too young to know who the jetsons are, hehe

Lol i think the surgeon may need to fondle them a little too

:O You must know the jetsons! Even my mum knew who the jetsons were.
They were a cartoon family living in the future - its was such a cool cartoon. Like star trek without the freaky aliens

 

[only_lj]

Hi beautiful!

*waves*
Hellooooo how are you this fine sunday night?

 

[rootsfan]

Because its sunday and all thoughts are heading back to monday morning and work, i thought id distract those monday thoughts and replace them with naked lj images instead

I have more distractionary material if its needed

Oh, the material is very highly distractionary. Hell, I can hardly find my keyboard now. Thank you for sharing, as always.

 

[only_lj]

You're too lovely to need makeup.

Oh wait, you mean your make-up? Well, yes, you're a born minx.

Aww flattery will get you into my underwear but only skill will keep you there

Me a born minx? But im so innocent

 

[rootsfan]

Lol i think the surgeon may need to fondle them a little too

:O You must know the jetsons! Even my mum knew who the jetsons were.
They were a cartoon family living in the future - its was such a cool cartoon. Like star trek without the freaky aliens

Oh please, there's no improving on those beauties. As the Yank saying goes, if it ain't broke, don't fix it.

Yes, I loved the Jetsons! Of course, I think at the time, people thought we'd have all those cool gadgets working by now.

 

[gottscheer]

*waves*
Hellooooo how are you this fine sunday night?

*waves back* LOL
I'm great. You?

 

[Surfin]

Because its sunday and all thoughts are heading back to monday morning and work, i thought id distract those monday thoughts and replace them with naked lj images instead

I have more distractionary material if its needed

I'm practically a surfer, you can tell by my name

I'd love to ride your point breaks, then spoon you and caress your lips

 

[only_lj]

Oh, the material is very highly distractionary. Hell, I can hardly find my keyboard now. Thank you for sharing, as always.

Your v welcome.
Notes on finding your keyboard - its on that big, usually wooden thing called a desk. You know the thing that tries to keep your hands above it when you really want them below

 

[only_lj]

Oh please, there's no improving on those beauties. As the Yank saying goes, if it ain't broke, don't fix it.

Yes, I loved the Jetsons! Of course, I think at the time, people thought we'd have all those cool gadgets working by now.

But it is broke! My left boob is non functionary when i put it in a C cup bra it doesnt work

Yeah and the nearest we have gotten is airport travelators. Although im sure someone somewhere will have taught their dog to run on a treadmill for lazy personal reasons

 

[only_lj]

*waves back* LOL
I'm great. You?

*Would wave again but thats a little wave-much*
Im fab as always
Done anything exciting i should know about?
(if you havent make it up in an Indianna Jonesy type of thing )

 

[only_lj]

I'm practically a surfer, you can tell by my name

I'd love to ride your point breaks, then spoon you and caress your lips

Ooooh i hadnt noticed my underwear lurves u lol
Although im lost on point breaks ill take the other too with extras please

 

[Surfin]

Ooooh i hadnt noticed my underwear lurves u lol
Although im lost on point breaks ill take the other too with extras please

must be subliminal, deep down you really really want me

with extras, what does that invovle, how about I throw in a missionary and a doggie as well, will that do

btw, bum inspector? Are you a proctologist?

 

[rootsfan]

Aww flattery will get you into my underwear but only skill will keep you there

Me a born minx? But im so innocent

My, what a saucy little rhyme. Fits you perfectly--or at least it would, if you weren't so innocent.

 

[only_lj]

must be subliminal, deep down you really really want me

with extras, what does that invovle, how about I throw in a missionary and a doggie as well, will that do

btw, bum inspector? Are you a proctologist?

Hahaha maybe it is! Subliminal messages sent by my clothing thats kinda cool.
Only one doggie? pfft!
Yes, that i am. Proctology is my first love. Bum inspecting is merely a way for me to branch out a little.

 

[only_lj]

My, what a saucy little rhyme. Fits you perfectly--or at least it would, if you weren't so innocent.

And it does rhyme! I hadnt noticed i was too busy imagining your skill in my underwear (innocently of course)

 

[rootsfan]

But it is broke! My left boob is non functionary when i put it in a C cup bra it doesnt work

Yeah and the nearest we have gotten is airport travelators. Although im sure someone somewhere will have taught their dog to run on a treadmill for lazy personal reasons

Are you sure it's broke? It might just need hands-on testing.

Travelators? Is that what they call those things in airport concourses, I wasn't sure.

 

[Surfin]

Hahaha maybe it is! Subliminal messages sent by my clothing thats kinda cool.
Only one doggie? pfft!
Yes, that i am. Proctology is my first love. Bum inspecting is merely a way for me to branch out a little.

yeah, if your bra says 'suck these surfin' I'll be well impressed

you can have as many doggies as I can manage

I have a branch that could inspect your arse (ok, thats poor I'll get my coat )

 

[only_lj]

Are you sure it's broke? It might just need hands-on testing.

Travelators? Is that what they call those things in airport concourses, I wasn't sure.

Hands on testing would be a sensible step to take before having them fixed.

I dont know but on gladiators years ago they had a moving thing very similar and named it a travelator so im sticking with that

 

[only_lj]

yeah, if your bra says 'suck these surfin' I'll be well impressed

you can have as many doggies as I can manage

I have a branch that could inspect your arse (ok, thats poor I'll get my coat )

Lol i dont think i have a bra with such a direct comand on it.

Is that more than one???
You getting your coat cos you've pulled or did the tumble weed blow by and leave a draught?

 

[Surfin]

Lol i dont think i have a bra with such a direct comand on it.

Is that more than one???
You getting your coat cos you've pulled or did the tumble weed blow by and leave a draught?

you know, I didn't really think you would.

I reckon with the right stimulus you could probably get 3 or 4 if I'm lucky

I think you were right with the tumbleweed, unfortunately

 

[gottscheer]

*Would wave again but thats a little wave-much*
Im fab as always
Done anything exciting i should know about?
(if you havent make it up in an Indianna Jonesy type of thing )

Nothing exciting. Been on vacation all last week. Must go to work tomorrow