My last orgasm was...

Mine was.. functional. Tuesday. My brain was trying to cause trouble all day long, so I gave it three to keep it quiet. By the third one it relented and let me get on with my day, so, functional 🤭

Today, almost perfect silence.
 
I had one in a dream the other day if that counts - ie dream me had one, actual me still can't get over the finish line


It should definitely count, in my opinion!
Dreaming is the first big step towards actualization...
Plus, it can be pretty fun in and of itself sometimes!
Good luck with that voyage back to the finish line, Rosie. Hope you have fun along the way!
Sometimes the difficult journey makes the destination all the sweeter once finally reached...
 
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