My last orgasm was...

First thing this morning. Was supposed to be last night, but I fell asleep. Again.
 
This am as I woke up. Started slowly stroking, wife rolled over took my nipple in her mouth and she played with my ball!
 
……a mess.
I came on her black miniskirt, which she expressly forbade me to do.
And now I’m in the doghouse.

Ha!
Life. Throws you a bone….and like the dirty dog I am…you have to grab it. 😉🇨🇦
 
First thing when I woke up this morning. Before I even got up for coffee. Now THAT'S horny.
 
I hate it when I fall asleep on myself, especially in the middle of it. Like, don't I know how sexy I am? What a bitch.
🤣 well I’m pleased I’m not the only one!
I sleep in my undies and a T, and when I awoke I realised my undies where pulled down and though “OMG I’ve done it yet again!”
 
This morning, my girlfriend had me cum back to back while she was playing with herself. If only it was in person 😍😍😍
 
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