My mess

[Jakass-In-A-Box]

loser. no game loser.

Make sence now we do.

 

[Lekov]

You wanna piece of me, boy? then git yer lilly ass up here an' I'll give you... well, jack shit, 'cept a bunch o' smart ass remarks.

 

[Jakass-In-A-Box]

You wanna piece of me, boy? then git yer lilly ass up here an' I'll give you... well, jack shit, 'cept a bunch o' smart ass remarks.

You couldn’t even handle me if you tried big boy. Physically, mentally, sexually, or is a piss fight. Why I’ve pissed 24 feet once.

 

[Guest]

Make sence now we do.

And you can't spell either. analspew.

 

[Jakass-In-A-Box]

And you can't spell either. analspew.

Oh fuck, I’m crying now. That really hurt you know. Boo hoo hoo.

 

[Lekov]

You couldn’t even handle me if you tried big boy. Physically, mentally, sexually, or is a piss fight. Why I’ve pissed 24 feet once.

Personally, I'd rather not 'handle' you at all. Dun have time for a search mission. As for physically, mentally or sexually? pfft, whatever.

Wow, you pissed 24 feet once. Didn't you get tired of tryin' to walk while holdin' yer willy? did'ja get yer shoes? How many times did you backtrack before you figured out how many paces 24 was? Got stuck on 20, didn't you? finger and toe limit, I know.

-grins- an' dun worry, I'm only serious.

 

[Jakass-In-A-Box]

Oh yah. Smell that.
http://members.ch.tripodasia.com.hk/OllieChai/shit.jpg

 

[Jakass-In-A-Box]

Lekov you’re misunderstanding me. I once pissed 24 feet, as in your foot not a unit of measurement. I was over at Jeffery Domer’s house for dinner one night. Next morning, Fuck man that is painful.

 

[Guest]

Oh fuck, I’m crying now. That really hurt you know. Boo hoo hoo.

Good one, dipshit.

 

[Guest]

Lekov you’re misunderstanding me. I once pissed 24 feet, as in your foot not a unit of measurement. I was over at Jeffery Domer’s house for dinner one night. Next morning, Fuck man that is painful.

funny.

 

[Jakass-In-A-Box]

No I don’t dip my shit. Either it falls off my ass in the toilet and goes “Ploink” or it just hangs there and I get a racing stripe in my undies. But I don’t dip it.

 

[Guest]

No I don’t dip my shit. Either it falls off my ass in the toilet and goes “Ploink” or it just hangs there and I get a racing stripe in my undies. But I don’t dip it.

fuck...you're a riot.

 

[Jakass-In-A-Box]

fuck...you're a riot.

I’ve only been in 2 riots, but the cops can’t prove that was me.

 

[Guest]

I’ve only been in 2 riots, but the cops can’t prove that was me.

bonehead.

 

[Jakass-In-A-Box]

Now you’ve got me thinking of the good old days. ::Sniff:: Running through the streets, fire around me on all sides. Broken glass cutting through my flesh as I run over it naked. ski mask on my head, taly-wackers both flapping in the wind. Oh the sounds of the police running after me. Getting his with a few rubber bullets. ::sigh:: I need to re-join the “save the albino tadpole association” again.

 

[april-wine]

Ok who's gonna help me duct tape this ass back in the box.....


http://home.earthlink.net/~rpatty/tape/images/WristTape.jpg

 

[Jakass-In-A-Box]

No No No duck tape doesn’t work. I’ve too much energy I’ll pop my top again. Guess you’ll have to nail me to get me to stay.

 

[Lekov]

-singing-

"Jack be nimble,

Jack be quick,

Jack is crying over his lack of a dick!"

-bows-

Thank you, thank you.

Btw, yer just a little bitch. -grins- I'm usin' yew an' this innane thread to get my own sorry ass to 100 posts so we can BOTH feel useful about our pitiful existences here. Yay!

 

[Jakass-In-A-Box]

Wow, would you fucks look at that? I only need 23 more posts to get my 100.

 

[Guest]

Now you’ve got me thinking of the good old days. ::Sniff:: Running through the streets, fire around me on all sides. Broken glass cutting through my flesh as I run over it naked. ski mask on my head, taly-wackers both flapping in the wind. Oh the sounds of the police running after me. Getting his with a few rubber bullets. ::sigh:: I need to re-join the “save the albino tadpole association” again.

Keep working on the humor thing. Practice makes perfect, douchebag.

 

[Gilly Bean]

Hey, what happpened to earning me stripes?


Come on, whip me


Whip me good


Whip it out


whip me proud

 

[Jakass-In-A-Box]

-singing-

"Jack be nimble,

Jack be quick,

Jack is crying over his lack of a dick!"

-bows-

Thank you, thank you.

Btw, yer just a little bitch. -grins- I'm usin' yew an' this innane thread to get my own sorry ass to 100 posts so we can BOTH feel useful about our pitiful existences here. Yay!

‘Lack’ of dick? I’ve got me 2 how many have you? They may not be that big but once the first is shot off; well #2 is raring to go.

You want your 100? Well use you abuse me baby. As I said already, you are nobody without an av so get your fucking ass in gear.

 

[Jakass-In-A-Box]

Hey, what happpened to earning me stripes?


Come on, whip me


Whip me good


Whip it out


whip me proud

Fuck yah. I’ll whip you around the room. Lay there spread those legs. And I’ll give you a new sensation you’ll never experience with noodle dick over there.

 

[Jakass-In-A-Box]

Keep working on the humor thing. Practice makes perfect, douchebag.

Fuck that, practice is like studying. If I never did one, why do the other Jack off?

 

[Jakass-In-A-Box]

This thread needs some colour. Someone show me some pussy.