My mess

[Lekov]

That's right, Jacky o' boy, you give her that new sensation...


... Um, dude, she's still waiting, when does it start?


... What do you mean you've started?


... what do you mean you've finished?


... Wtf? isn't she 'posed to feel somethin'? An' he calls me noodle dick.

 

[Jakass-In-A-Box]

Fine fuck you then. If you can’t show your pussy here on lit where are you going to show it? In the privacy of your bedroom? Stupid … ::trailing off::

 

[Guest]

Fuck that, practice is like studying. If I never did one, why do the other Jack off?

Uhhh...cuz you're not funny? And you're obviously struggling so hard to be funny. Keep it up though, maybe you can get an audience with one or two of the 16-yr-olds that lurk here.

 

[Jakass-In-A-Box]

That's right, Jacky o' boy, you give her that new sensation...


... Um, dude, she's still waiting, when does it start?


... What do you mean you've started?


... what do you mean you've finished?


... Wtf? isn't she 'posed to feel somethin'? An' he calls me noodle dick.

No way man, if she felt it right away that would make must just like you. I’m spectacular. Believe me she may not feel it now, but tomorrow she won’t be able to walk.

 

[Jakass-In-A-Box]

Uhhh...cuz you're not funny? And you're obviously struggling so hard to be funny. Keep it up though, maybe you can get an audience with one or two of the 16-yr-olds that lurk here.

Oh yah, a 16 year old. Fuck now you got me all hot and bothered again.

 

[Jakass-In-A-Box]

FUCK that. I can’t even find the kind of av I want. Now of course there has to be a dead clown in a box somewhere out there on the net. Or a fucking penis on a spring jumping out of a box.

 

[Fly_On_Wall]

Jakass, 2:00 bed time i'm tired.

 

[Jakass-In-A-Box]

Fine, fine, but I’m posting in the morning. I want my 100 asshole.

 

[Fly_On_Wall]

I don't care


Night everyone have fun.

 

[Jakass-In-A-Box]

All right I’m awake. Time to raise some hell. Everyone get your fucking sweet Asses in here, it’s time for another bitch session.

 

[Jakass-In-A-Box]

Today’s list, Just because I know how you all hate them so.

along came mary, april-wine, badmatt, BeDaddy, Black_Bird, BlkPnthr, brainguy0203, CanadianMale100, cgraven, chewbacca71, cityboy, cliff254, Cobra31, Comshaw, Coven911, crysede, cymbidia, Duffman77, ericfromstate, espressolover, ffon, Fly_On_Wall, Heywood80, Justine, KHAN-E, ksmybuttons, La Principessa, Ladyhawke, LetsHaveFun, lisalovesit, lucky lapper, Lyonhart42, Marian, MinxyAngel, MissTaken, morninggirl5, Nigel, nike69, NoRegrets, omahaman2, PainSlut, Papi, Pechorin, princess4u, Pyper, Quiet_Cool, sabbathstorm, Sabineteas, seldomseen, seXieleXie, SexyAmber, Shockdoctor, ShyGuy68, ShyGuyinVA, silencer, slvrstargurl, Southern37, sparky7, SpectreT, spyinthesky, Starnolan, sub23, SugarDeSpice, surfer461, SweetBrat73, SweetCherry, talk2024, Tamtam, Texan, ToddHwrd, tortoise, twotone, Tyrael, Vinny, webinspector69, whspr

 

[april-wine]

Hmmmmmmm you rang darlin'? THE BITCH is here.........

 

[Jakass-In-A-Box]

90

 

[Jakass-In-A-Box]

Hmmmmmmm you rang darlin'? THE BITCH is here.........

You do know a bitch is a female dog right? So are you telling us you are so goddamn homely we can only compare you to a dog? Then again some dogs are cute. I wouldn’t mind being fucked by one, a big dog mind you.

 

[april-wine]

Hmmmm I keep making this list.........You think I spend too much time here........

 

[Jakass-In-A-Box]

http://www.atlasdogs.com/Bild/max2000.jpg

I'd fuck him.

 

[BlkPnthr]

Hey cool...I made it onto the list!

 

[april-wine]

You do know a bitch is a female dog right? So are you telling us you are so goddamn homely we can only compare you to a dog? Then again some dogs are cute. I wouldn’t mind being fucked by one, a big dog mind you.

Haven't met a homely bitch yet.........Maybe you are just bant over in the wrong places..........

 

[Jakass-In-A-Box]

Hmmmm I keep making this list.........You think I spend too much time here........

I guess you just have no real life then. Don’t fret there are many with no lives I’m sure they will let you hang out with them.

 

[Jakass-In-A-Box]

Hey cool...I made it onto the list!

Same reason for you, maybe you and april-wine can get together then.

 

[BlkPnthr]

Damn, does this classify me as a regular?

 

[april-wine]

I guess you just have no real life then. Don’t fret there are many with no lives I’m sure they will let you hang out with them.

No real life, and stuck in a time warp with you.......

 

[Jakass-In-A-Box]

Haven't met a homely bitch yet.........Maybe you are just bant over in the wrong places..........

What? You’ve never looked in the mirror?

 

[april-wine]

Wow, rapier wit.........you sure you are not Einstein?

 

[Jakass-In-A-Box]

Deborah was a Catholic girl, she held out to the bitter end.
she was too ugly to get laid
Carla was a different type, she's the one who put it in.
i.e. slut
Mary was a black girl, and I was afraid of a girl like that.
why?
Susan painted pictures sitting down like the Buddhists sat.
Nerd

Reno was an aimless girl, a geographic memory.
My kind of women
Cathy was a Jesus-freak, she liked that kind of misery.
she was ugly too
Vicky had this special way of turning sex into a song.
Who wants her to sing while you fuck? Who what's her to talk? Just moan bitch
Camella couldn't sing, kept the beat and kept it strong.
bad voice, she'd better be good looking

Xylla was an archetype, the voodoo queen, the queen of rap.
I'd fuck her
Joan thought men were second best to masturbating in the bath.
she's gay
Sherri was a feminist, she really had that gift of gab.
another woman that can't shut up
Kathleen's point of view was this: take whatever you can grab.
that means she was ugly and didn't get it often enough

Seattle was another girl who left her mark upon the map.
hit and run
Karen liked to tie me up, and left me hanging by a strap.
fucking tease
Jeannie had this nightclub walk that made grown men feel underage.
shouldn't the girls feel be underaged no the men?
Mary Ellen, who had a son and said "I must go," but finally stayed.
don't stay, run fucker run

Gloria, the last taboo was shattered by her tongue one night.
oh yes a fucking rimshot, gimme gimme gimme
Mimi brought the taboo back and held it up before the light.
yes yes yes
Marilyn, who knew no shame, was never, ever satisfied.
who cares, just get yourself off who cares about her?
Julie came and went so fast, she didn't even say good-bye.
so? the problme is?

Well, Rhonda had a house in Venice, lived on brown rice and cocaine.
I'd fuck her
Patty had a house in Houston, shot cough syrup in her veins.
psyco
Linda thought her life was empty, filled it up with alcohol.
what a way to go just like dear old ma
Katherine was much too pretty, she didn't do that shit at all.
fucking pris

Uh-uh. Not Katherine.

Pauline thought that love was simple, turn it on and turn it off.
you mean you can't?
Jean-Marie was complicated, like some French film-maker's plot.
fuck her then run
Gina was the perfect lady, always kept her stockings straight.
I'd mess them up for her
Jackie was a rich punk-rocker, silver spoon and a paper plate.
earings are cool

Sarah was a modern dancer, lean pristine transparency.
strippers are better
Janet wrote bad poetry in a crazy kind of urgency.
psyco
Tanya Turkish liked to fuck while wearing leather biker boots.
Fuck yah
Brenda's strange obsession was for certain vegetables and fruits.
I think i'd watch

Roeena was an artist's daughter, the deeper image shook her up.
bitch
Dee-dee's mother left her father, took his money and his truck.
No bitch is ever going to do that to me. I'll run the cock tease over with the truck first
Debbie-Rae had no such problems, perfect Norman Rockwell home.
ritch bitch
Nina, sixteen, had a baby, left her parents, lived alone.
so?
Bobbie joined a new-wave band, and changed her name to Bobbie-sox.
I'd fuck her
Eloise, who played guitar, sang songs about whales and cops.
psyco
Terri didn't give a shit, just a nihilist.
I'd fuck her
Ronnie was much more my style, she wrote songs just like this.
so?
Jezebel went forty days drinking nothing but Perrier.
I'd like to see her drink nothing but me for 40 days
Dinah drove her Chevrolet into the San Francisco bay.
suicide best way to go
Judy came from O-hi-o, she's a Scientologist.
too brainy for me
Pomerante, here's a kiss, I chose you to end this list.
bitch ows him money

Eighty-eight lines about forty-four women.